SIUUUUUUUU (Hello I bring news)

Happy Tuesday everyone, hope everyone has a good vibe on today. Not sure what was up with me yesterday but I kept thinking about that bit in The Bald Nonce where he goes ''Because I dont feel my-self''

Anyway, few bits of news.

• Rot Round Up being recorded tonight. Out on Friday morning as always.

• Stickers have arrived, T Shirts are in Poland so I'd say about a week away, Men Are Class hats about 4 weeks. Gonna make a proper shop. Would you lot want first dibs on all the merch? Its fairly limited stock. Let me know in the comments

• Extra tour dates are on sale to Illuminati tomorrow then Freemasons Thursday - Newcastle on 5th October, Liverpool on 24th October, Edinburgh 29th October. For down southers, fear not, we're announcing something big in a few weeks...

• We're booking in stuff for the summer and theres a few dates where we can't get in the studio cos our Yanky Doodle agents close their offices for things like '4th of July week' 🤢. Honest opinion, did you like the Spotify office? Or do you prefer us on a random sofa somewhere? Again, let us know in the comments.

  Thanks to everyone who's stuck with us after the free trial. We're just trying our best, we'll do anything, we'll go to Basildon, I'll fire up the OnlyFans again.

  Also I (Jacob) had been planning to film my last hour of stand up that I'd been touring, Space, in North London this summer, but due to other bits and bobs going on I'm gonna be doing that in the autumn now. I don't really known what I want you to do with that information. I would have wanted a couple hundred of you to buy tickets to come and see me do that in July, now I want you to do that later in the year, but the tickets won't be on sale for ages. I know a lot of you came to see me do it on tour, and I think you enjoyed it. I'd say its worth coming again cos, due to me finishing the tour in March and now likely filming it in November, I'll have forgotten most of it, and likely so will you, so I'll end up just saying something else, and you won't remember what I said the first time round anyway. So everyone's a winner. Jake pissed off with me today cos I wound him up earlier so I'm on a strict 'only call/text me if its urgent' which he does do to me sometimes but I think its probably healthy for the sake of our friendship/our business partnership. But that does mean I haven't ran any of this past him. Also keen to just get some chat going.

  WARNING - POTENTIAL 28 YEARS LATER SPOILER BELOW

  Anyone seen 28 years later? My mate went last night, love him but comfortably the thickest guy I know, he says there's a strange Jimmy Saville themed twist at the end, is that true? Surely not? As I say, he's reaaaaaally dumb, and honestly I could see him just completely misunderstanding and making that up. Anyway let me know, cheers