HAPPY THURSDAY

Merry weekend everybody. Few bits of info...

First off, I paid Mikey Menace about 80 quid for this last year for one of my best mates bday. He phones it in so badly. Had to pay some woman (he's making videos in a wheelchair and is talking about carers visiting his house atm so I do wonder if he still has control of his finances) and I said to him 'Its my mate Lukes birthday, he's got a new girlfriend' how he came up with that insane script from that brief I dont know. But I thought you all might enjoy.

Second, hats! Thanks for all being patient with these, 60 were sent out on Tuesday so should be landing over the next few days, we're working through a bit of a back log and you will get yours within 28 days of signing up which is what it says when you sign up (so no complaining, actually)

Third, this week's content! I (Jacob) am releasing a stand up special next Wednesday, it was filmed in North London a few weeks back and was really fun, and Im gonna give you guys first access to it. Link for that should be up tonight. Tomorrow's episode for patreons will be another tour diary episode. Then next week I think we're gonna do an episod based on the insane interviews that Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo are doing to promote Wicked, cos that feels like some of the most rotten stuff we've had in a while.

FOURTH, The Rotty's! We've announced it now, so 31st of Jan, come and break your dry Jan with us at Bush Hall for The Rotts, the awards do where we celebrate the worst rot of 2024. Ball gowns and tuxes please, there will be a red carpet, we've already got some fucking mental guests signed up, its gonna be the biggest and maddest thing we've ever done. Stick 9th December 10am in your diary as thats when tickets will go on sale to Illuminati members, then Freemasons the next day.

Anyway, love you all lots, thanks for signing up and funding this madness, winks and kisses when we see you