UPDATED POST: Note about cancellations and downgrades

Update:  Hello Rotters! This post has been taken a bit more seriously than intended. Just to be clear, this is Jacob joking around. It would be ideal if people didn't sign up and then cancel because, as we have said below, it would hit us a bit financially - it does take us about three months worth of an Illuminati sub to break even. We don't want to make people to wait for their hats though, we really love seeing them out there in the world. That said there are loads of good reasons why you might sign up and change your mind - and we definitely are too big, too proud and too busy enough to name and shame. That was a gag - we'd never do that. Thanks to everyone who's signed up the last couple of days. Another hat shipment is on it's way next week!

Morning everyone and hope you’re doing good.

You might have seen on Instagram that hats might be limited now, problems with supplier etc etc, everyone who has signed up so far should have one already or will be getting one very soon!

HOWEVER, as I think this may have happened a couple of times this week, please don’t try any cheeky business like signing up, getting a hat and then cancelling/downgrading your membership.

We don’t make profit on your patreon due to the costs of hats and postage, it only works for us if you sign up and stay signed up for a bit*, and if after time you’re no longer a fan that’s fair but don’t sign up, get a hat then cancel immediately.

We are in no way big enough, proud enough or busy enough to not name and shame, and then just get you to give the hat back. This is a small operation where we run on losses to get everyone a hat and if it does end up being the case that the hats stop soon, I dont like the idea that people aren’t getting hats in future after SNAKES*** have cheated one for themselves. Have some shame.

Anyway have a lovely day x

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