This one isn't on me! (For once)
Added 2024-08-12 15:48:12 +0000 UTCFor my Rhapsody readers:
IT IS I! YOUR LEAST FAVORITE AUTHOR WITH NEWS!
For my BLoodline readers:
IT IS I! YOUR DEALER OF TOXIC RELATIONSHIPS AND CUTE GIRLS (ATTEMPTING) TO DO CUTE THINGS!
And for those that are neither...
Hello, I have news.
So...I assume soon enough other Patreon Creators will start complaining to their patreon memberships... But in the weird (AND EXTREMELY WEIRD) case that you lovely fellas only have me as a Patreon Creator...
Here is the TL;DR
Patreon will change how they bill stuff in november, what does that mean?
Well in my sleep deprived self I could find out some things.
Number 1: Apple IOS requires 75 days to bill something, so some creators that depend entirely on this as their income will be screwed since they will be around two months without money (Hope they had some savings cuz man does that suck....)
Number 2: Apple seems that they take a cut, so prices for Apple users may rise to compensate (This means that my tier 10 dll will cost like 13 dlls or maybe 14 dlls if you are buying from Apple)
Number 3: They claim the number 2 will only apply to new patreon members. Not old patreon members, and tbh I don't know how true that is.
Number 4: Apple sucks! I WAS RIGHT!
Number 5: ....don't pay using Apple Wallet, don't feed the apple of distrust e.e
Number 6... Man am I even writting this right? I am sure there is an announcement somewhere about this, anyway I am pinning this and setting it free to read for everyone. So give extra data if I missed something from more smart (And awake) patreon creators~
Comments
I needed to upgrade my phone anyways, sounds like now is the time to finally make the plunge and switch to android
Athena Alexandria
2024-08-12 22:29:18 +0000 UTCIt’s not about apply pay but just buying it on apple more specifically in the app on an iOS. Any in app purchases apple takes a cut and Patreon is trying to compensate for that.
Fuyge
2024-08-12 17:43:40 +0000 UTCFrom my experience number 2/3 should be true. Even if a creator makes price changes to a tier it doesn’t retroactively apply to existing subs.
Fuyge
2024-08-12 17:42:16 +0000 UTCAnd phone calls I guess
username4816
2024-08-12 17:07:13 +0000 UTCPhone is for messages and internet browsing.
username4816
2024-08-12 17:06:49 +0000 UTCEh i who the fuck uses apple wallet/pay anyway? LOLW as if I wasn’t paying enough taxes anyway and apple charging extra seems to be just an avoidable tax to me
Falxie
2024-08-12 16:26:39 +0000 UTCYoo, wtf. Acting like patreon is just an app on thier app store and not its own fully fledged company with a website, wtf
Beeees!
2024-08-12 16:17:15 +0000 UTCDuuuude I jumped ship YEARS ago. The second I was old enough to buy my own phone. I'm glad to keep hearing my thoughts were valid.
S10NN4CH
2024-08-12 16:07:12 +0000 UTCthank you microsoft, as shitty as you are i know you're better
hasanul muttaqin
2024-08-12 15:59:10 +0000 UTCGot tired of them actively sabotaging my phone after 2 new ones come out years ago
Crimson
2024-08-12 15:57:19 +0000 UTCAverage CHAD behaviour
Alexanders Saintsworth
2024-08-12 15:56:40 +0000 UTCWell too bad on apple, I'm using Samsung
Crimson
2024-08-12 15:52:43 +0000 UTC
