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The Cursed Half-Life of the Pirates Franchise

Ahoy! New main channel video me mateys.  But perhaps ye knows too much. Ye've seen the cursed treasure... ye know where it be hidden... 

The Cursed Half-Life of the Pirates Franchise

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Everyone thinks ill of Johnny Depp, but only because of what they've seen and heard him do and say. Imagine your opinion of him if you knew all the stuff he's been *hiding* for years and years... <a href="https://www.patreon.com/posts/cdan-podcast-46-22361291">https://www.patreon.com/posts/cdan-podcast-46-22361291</a>

Steve Ray

I can't see Johnny Depp without thinking that he ended an argument by imprinting his IPhone in his wife's face. He's worn out his welcome.

Adam Blackhat

"My awkward roommate is a pirate!" coming this fall on CBS

This video was better than the movie. Does that make the movie good then?

I wanted it to be good, this is disappointing but not surprising.

John

Also, not gonna lie, I'd love to see Jack Sparrow ascend to godhood and fight gods. It would be so hilariously stupid, that it would be awesome.

Scott McCann

The reason they keep making these movies is beacause the Pirates franchise is HUGE in china. It's as big in China, as Star Wars is in the US. At this point they're making these movies for Chinese audiences, with american audiences as an afterthought.

Scott McCann

Nice pun. We also would have accepted "Pirates of the Carburetor".

Greg McDaniel

'Prius Of The Caribbean': bad movie/ok-ish car... (are we still doing car puns?)

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