RIP to Binaural Ben ๐โ๏ธ Gone but not forgotten
Added 2024-09-25 22:51:52 +0000 UTCIt is with heavy heart that I announce the passing of my beloved binaural mic, Binaural Ben.
Brought into the world of dirty audio in late 2021, Binaural Ben lived a full and fulfilling life brimming with excitement and creativity. Most of his time was spent listening to me orgasm repeatedly for strangers on the Internet, receiving kisses, licks, whispers, and caresses with dignity, grace, and the world's finest poker face.
BB was known as the strong, silent type. Friends describe him as, "a great listener," "a true pal," and "deeply unsettling to see sitting on your dresser when I wake up in the middle of the night. Seriously, can you put him in a drawer or something? I'm gonna have nightmares!!"
Binaural Ben passed away peacefully in the middle of recording a commission last night, Sept 24th. He was surrounded by his two best friends, Blueby 1 and Blueby 2, while I, the attached voice actress, was simulating someone being smothered by my Bluebs.
In lieu of flowers, the family of Binaural Ben asks that mourners please look to the skies and remember their favorite orgasm to a binaural audio, in honor of BB's years of service to the Almighty Nut ๐ฅ. Fs in the chat will also be accepted.
I leave you now with his poignant final words, which were also his first:
"KKKKKKKCCCCCHHHHTTTTTTKKKCCHHHHHHHKKKKKKKK *electric sparking* KKKKKKKKKTTHHHHH"
(If you ordered a binaural commission recently and your order is affected you'll hear from me soon about an updated delivery date when Ben's replacement arrives lmao)
Comments
F for respect.
Cole Blackblood
2024-09-28 02:55:14 +0000 UTCO7
Joseph Williams
2024-09-27 01:04:45 +0000 UTCHe's in Valhalla now ๐ซก
Lucas Ballard
2024-09-27 00:39:12 +0000 UTC07
Richard Fist
2024-09-26 21:44:14 +0000 UTCo7 in the chat
Mike Hooch
2024-09-26 07:16:27 +0000 UTCAll hands bury the dead ๐ซก๐ซก๐ซก๐ซก๐ซก
Robert Collard
2024-09-26 04:47:56 +0000 UTCF for respect ๐ซก
Joseph
2024-09-26 02:25:31 +0000 UTC07
Ben Clarke
2024-09-26 01:30:33 +0000 UTCF
Danny Rossetti
2024-09-26 01:03:58 +0000 UTCOne of our strongest soldiers on the frontlines. He lived a great life, maybe one of the best lives there ever was. May he rest easy ๐ซก
DandyLordLiebs
2024-09-26 00:31:28 +0000 UTCHe was the best of us. May he rest in peace
Gabou474
2024-09-25 23:08:45 +0000 UTCThanks Ben ๐ซก
Gregory Malta
2024-09-25 23:08:12 +0000 UTCDamn what a way to go. F
Alex S. Lopez
2024-09-25 23:01:06 +0000 UTCF
br1dge Ryan
2024-09-25 22:59:48 +0000 UTCF
The_AllBran_Man
2024-09-25 22:58:33 +0000 UTCF
Tomebinder
2024-09-25 22:58:09 +0000 UTCRIP๐
UrsusDerpus
2024-09-25 22:56:40 +0000 UTCRIP ๐ชฆ May his copper wire and magnets live on until some chemical reaction degrades the materials beyond recycling.
TurboGecko7
2024-09-25 22:56:20 +0000 UTCRIP
Salt
2024-09-25 22:53:51 +0000 UTC
