Just a wee hiccup…
Added 2024-11-29 14:34:16 +0000 UTC…Before I get myself back to the sexy stuff.
Me: Hey, what can you do?
Human Body: Shit, dude, I can create a whole new human, hair, teeth, cardiovascular system, you name it.
Me: That’s so cool! How about sprained ankles?
Human body: Fuck, no. You banged that up last year? I am just WAITING for you to tweak that sucker the wront way, ever-so-slightly. It’ll never feel the same again, BwAhAHaHAhA!
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solemnlie429
2025-01-20 00:32:03 +0000 UTCThat used to happen to me when I was younger I remember it being absolutely treacherous. Wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. I wouldn't wish it on you either you're the epitome of perfect... Articulate to!
Kevin Olson
2024-12-09 01:13:50 +0000 UTCFor more than one obvious reason, you've really got to watch your step. I look down all the time, but after years of being ripped off by crooked Florida nursing homes (and there is no other kind), looking for dropped change has become a way of life. Hey, I found a $100 bill about a year ago...
martin allen
2024-11-29 16:59:37 +0000 UTCYour sexy injured too. The sacrifices you make for us. Have done this at last 21 times. Enjoy your rest. Sending love and prayers for a quick recovery
William Eardley
2024-11-29 16:14:35 +0000 UTCSorry that you got banged up. Hope it heals quickly.
James McDonald
2024-11-29 15:47:33 +0000 UTCThats the worst part about soft tissue injuries, ankles specifically, they just never heal quite right.
SoloGants
2024-11-29 15:21:58 +0000 UTCIf misery loves company has any appeal I wound up in immediate care yesterday as I took a misstep approaching the grill. Ankle is every color of the rainbow. My 3 year granddaughter yells “pop-pop fell down and went ouch!”
Jeff
2024-11-29 15:05:00 +0000 UTCGet well soon, Heather!
Uberius
2024-11-29 14:53:48 +0000 UTCGet well soon <3 That's a bit annoying it's been a year and you're still recovering
Ursanoire
2024-11-29 14:43:36 +0000 UTCSorry to see you hurt, Heather. Hope your ankle feels better soon
lithium_green
2024-11-29 14:42:21 +0000 UTC
