Chapter 1156 - Actually Pretty Decent
Added 2025-06-11 11:21:47 +0000 UTC“Hey there, buddy,” Jake said as he squatted down in front of the large loot pile. “Everyone else either left or is busy doing their own thing, so the coast is clear now.”
The loot pile started rustling, and a few moments later, a head popped out. “Scary gone?”
“They really aren’t that scary once you get to know them,” Jake shook his head with a smile. “Heck, I’m pretty sure they would like you and you would like them. As long as you overcome your initial fright, things will get better. Besides, outside of the god who already left, I doubt any of us C-grades could confidently catch and harm you even if we wanted to.”
The Warpsnatcher didn’t seem entirely convinced, but did climb out of his loot pile and jump down to the floor. The little guy instantly made sure that everything remained in its right place before turning to Jake again.
“Still scary.”
“It’s normal to find what we don’t know or don’t understand scary, but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t confront it. How else will we overcome our fears?” Jake said, shaking his head. “But enough of that for now. I actually came to talk to you about something else.”
The little fella looked confused at Jake, turning his head back and forth. “Talk?”
“Yeah,” Jake nodded. “I see you’re about to reach the peak of C-grade, which means the B-grade evolution is next, right?”
The Warpsnatcher nodded in confirmation. “Soon grow! Evolve!”
“Right. After doing your evolution quest, I reckon you’ll be good to go with the evolution,” Jake said, halfway thinking out loud. Recent happenings in the Warpsnatcher’s life definitely added a lot of Records to his Path; the fact that he was just one level off the cap in C-grade confirmed that.
“Quest? Me prepared quest!” the Warpsnatcher said, spreading out his paws proudly. “This quest!”
“You mean that the quest will be to collect things?” Jake asked with a frown. “How are you so sure of that?”
From what Jake knew, evolution quests varied... at least they did so for humans. Thinking about it, perhaps it wasn’t that odd if the quests for monsters were far more predictable, especially those with more limited Paths like the Warpsnatcher.
“Sure?” the Warpsnatcher tilted his head. “No sure. Believe!”
“Oh...” Jake couldn’t help but chuckle. “Yeah, alright, that makes a lot more sense. Anyhow, it’s actually something regarding this upcoming evolution I want to talk to you about.”
The Warpsnatcher seemed curious and sat down as Jake began to explain. “You see, I have this ability...”
Usually, Jake was very secretive about this ability of his, and telling Artemis about it had been a great show of trust on his part. However, with the Warpsnatcher, Jake shared everything he believed the monster could possibly need to know, and then a little more to make sure.
He genuinely wanted the Warpsnatcher to go into this with full knowledge of what was possibly agreed to.
As for why Jake had even chosen the Warpsnatcher in the first place... well, there were a few reasons. Besides the obvious, such as the fact that he was repaying the critter helping him out greatly when injured or his own desire to experiment and improve his ability, the Warpsnatcher also seemed like a good candidate due to his race.
Jake wanted to avoid having another Vesperia on his hands. Not to misunderstand, Vesperia was great, and someone Jake considered family, but her birth had also been quite the debacle.
With the Warpsnatcher, Jake would prefer to have a situation closer to Sylphie or Sandy. More Sandy than Sylphie, as with Sandy, he had also simply helped an existing monster get a far better evolution. One that empowered the existing Path that the monster in question was already walking.
All while not causing multiversal upheaval or getting any major factions involved.
Jake truly laid everything out, including these thoughts, as he explained things to the Warpsnatcher. He also emphasized that there were massive risks involved. That Jake himself was halfway threading unknown ground, and that the consequences of a mishap could lead to the worst of consequences.
He even went as far as to briefly mention how he’d messed up his own soul, and without the help of a god, there was a good chance he could have lost his life or at least found himself potentially permanently crippled.
Of the risks Jake foresaw, the most likely one was an unwanted evolution. One that would turn the Warpsnatcher into something he didn’t want to be. This was, in general, one of the biggest concerns Jake had regarding helping monsters evolve into incredibly powerful variants.
If he somehow ended up turning the Warpsnatcher into a living calamity that had to be put down, Jake would feel absolutely terrible about it. Perhaps it would even put him off using the ability ever again, at least in the context of helping people he actually cared about.
Throughout this entire talk with the Warpsnatcher, the little fella remained mostly quiet, with a few nods here and there. Jake had feared that this conversation wouldn’t even be possible as he wasn’t sure about the mental maturity of the Warpsnatcher, but it seemed that the concern was unfounded.
While the little guy wasn’t very good at talking while looking, and acting very childish, he was still dealing with a mature, peak C-grade who understood what Jake was talking about. At least the understanding in the Warpsnatcher’s eyes told him that.
After Jake was done talking, they were both quiet for a while as the peak C-grade seemed to be thinking things over. A full dozen seconds passed before he spoke.
“Danger. Yes,” the Warpsnatcher said after considering things. “Also gift. Make strong. Risk gift.”
“Yeah, risk and reward,” Jake nodded. “I cannot tell you what the ratio is, though. If the risk of worth the reward.”
“Worth,” the Warpsnatcher said with little hesitation. “Become strong hard. Not strong bad. Risk fine. Life be risk. Gift... super. Worth all risk.”
Jake listened and was quiet as the Warpsnatcher truly made it clear it fully understood what Jake was talking about. While he lacked the words to fully express it, Jake knew what the little guy meant, especially with the last two fragmented sentences.
Getting high-level evolutions was something all monsters hoped for. Even races already considered high-level by default struggled to get the best possible evolution. As an example, all True Dragons were incredibly powerful by default, yet there remained a massive gap between the weakest and most powerful True Dragon variants.
It was akin to the difference between geniuses of the enlightened species. People like Reika, the Sword Saint’s great-granddaughter, or Matteo, from the Court of Shadows, could be comparable to True Dragons once they evolved to B-grade, but only the variants in the lower echelons.
To Jake, someone like Matteo couldn’t even be considered a threat, and in the same vein, peak True Dragons also looked down on other weaker variants of True Dragons, even if they were all considered powerful by others.
What was important wasn’t only power, but future potential. Despite being a top species, most True Dragons never evolved beyond B-grade. Having a more powerful variant did raise the requirements for evolution, but it wasn’t completely one-to-one, making the chance of evolving again higher when having a powerful variant race.
That’s why people were willing to do some truly insane things to try to evolve and get a strong variant. The most common cause of massive sacrificial rituals was people trying to get a better evolution or accumulate Records, once more with the goal of getting a better evolution down the line.
There were few, if any, lines that couldn’t be crossed if it meant more power and future potential, and with that in mind, was the risk Jake talked about truly that noteworthy? Jake got the feeling that even if he told the Warpsnatcher there was a ninety-nine percent chance of things going awry and a one percent chance for a substantially better evolution, the little guy would agree without a second thought. What Jake offered was simply that valuable.
“Alright,” Jake agreed with a sigh. “I’ll begin setting up the ritual, then. This will take a while, and I’m still unclear on all the details, but the plan is for it to be a live infusion of Records shortly before your moment of evolution. I may still need a catalyst, though, as I’m not sure I can directly infuse the energy into you, but we’ll see. There’s a lot of testing to be done before the real thing.”
“Okay!” the Warpsnatcher said happily while clapping his small paws.
“There is one more thing,” Jake said. “A name. I think it would be easier for everyone if you had one, and rather than just randomly give you the first thing that pops into mind, I reckoned I’d ask if you had any ideas.”
Hey, maybe Jake got lucky and the little fella had gotten on a name since the last time they talked about a name.
“Warpsnatcher!” the Warpsnatcher replied instantly.
“That’s your race name,” Jake sighed. “Also, what if you evolve into something that’s no longer called a Warpsnatcher? Then the name would just feel weird, wouldn’t it?”
“No change?” the little guy asked, his ears dropping as he looked all sad.
“You can change it, but people very rarely do,” Jake explained. “Not unless they have a good reason to, anyway. And choosing a name we know will be outdated within the foreseeable future seemed a little silly, doesn’t it?”
“Understand,” the Warpsnatcher nodded as he seemed to really rack his brain for a name. It was to the level where Jake even felt sorry for the guy, but he didn’t intervene for purely selfish reasons.
Jake’s ideal scenario was to have the Warpsnatcher decide on his own name, no matter how silly it ended up being. Sure, there were limits, but as long as the little guy got on something that could even vaguely pass as a name, Jake would jump on it.
That way, no one could blame him. Saying he wasn’t the one who decided the name in the first place was the perfect defense that not even Miranda had any counter to.
Sadly for Jake, the poor Warpsnatcher wasn’t very good at coming up with a name either. For a beast, Jake knew that the concept of names was already a little strange, but he’d hoped that the little guy would deliver a miracle.
Seeing as that wasn’t going to happen, Jake went back to brainstorming out loud after the Warpsnatcher had made its third non-viable name suggestion.
“No, again, I’m Jake. You can’t also be Jake. At least it would be very confusing for everyone if we were both called the exact same thing,” Jake sighed.
“Ja... he?”
“Pronouncing the name wrong doesn’t make it any less confusing,” Jake felt on the brink of giving up. It was to the level where he considered just calling up Miranda and asking for her help.
However, that was when they got input from an unexpected place. Jake had known they had an observer all this time, but he hadn’t been sure if he had simply been a passive one. At least not until now.
“Are you aware that as part of my training, I try to better perceive all that falls within my presence? That includes the cellar you are currently occupying, and has allowed me to witness something I wish I hadn’t. Seeing you two waste your time thinking about a name is frustrating,” the Forest King spoke, projecting his thoughts into the minds of both Jake and the Warpsnatcher.
The little guy instantly turned nervous and looked around, ready to escape at any time, as Jake even felt subtle movements of mana around him. Jake quickly gave the Warpsnatcher a calming look before speaking.
“Oh yeah, then you come up with a good one,” Jake said, crossing his arms. There was no bloody way the King had any good ideas for an actual na-
“Fine. Jasper. It’s a name from your world I came across when there, and from my understanding, it means treasurer. Additionally, it’s also the name of a precious gemstone, which fits considering the creature’s affinity for collecting all things shiny.”
Jake was about to insult the King for having an equally shitty naming sense, but his mouth just opened and closed a few times before he muttered to himself. “Fuck... that’s actually decent.”
--
Elsewhere in the multiverse, in the coldness of space, nothing but thin mana existed. Even then, it was primarily only there because of the nearby celestial bodies radiating it. It was a space that barely any living creatures occupied, viewed merely as something one had to pass through to get from one point of interest to another.
Right then, the unblocked beams of the sun caught a reflective surface as a metallic object uncloaked itself, becoming visible to the naked eye. A few moments later, a similar object was revealed, followed by several more over the next few seconds.
They all approached a nearby celestial body and quickly started orbiting it, joining over a thousand similar contraptions already in orbit. Each of them orbited the celestial body at high speeds, all pointed downwards with long barrel-like lenses. Occasionally, one of them would even shoot out a beam of light that seemed to simply merge into the dusty surface of the celestial body upon impact.
A few million kilometers away, on another celestial body, a single human sat in front of a large metallic cube with ever-shifting surfaces. He observed it closely as he took noted down any useful information.
Tabbing a screen off to the side, he made sure to record all the incoming information as the human stood up and went to a small side room. There, a woman was already waiting with a large insulated mug in her hand.
“Freshly brewed coffee,” she smiled, handing him the mug.
“Thank you,” Arnold said to his assistant, Nanna, as he accepted the mug. He took a deep breath of the steam before having a taste that seemed to satisfy him.
“Are things proceeding as expected?” Nanna asked, with Arnold nodding in response.
“Scans are ongoing, and the model of the moon should be ready within the month,” he said. “So far, the B-grade dwelling within has yet to react, reinforcing the theory that it does not possess proper intellect beyond the instinctual. Without feeling a threat, the chances of it responding are low.”
“Sounds good,” Nanna said, knowing it wasn’t the whole story.
“So far,” Arnold said. “Scans so far have been unable to penetrate adequately due to the increasing energy density the closer one gets to the core. The new satellites are an improvement, but they remain far from enough.”
“That’s why the Chosen of the Boundless Hydra is also involved,” Nanna said, partly to remind Arnold, as he could get a bit stuck in his own mind and forget that there were other people involved in a project.
“Yes,” Arnold nodded as he was in thought for a while. “I need to finish the proximity scanners for the Cosmic Worm to deploy.”
Taking a large swig of his coffee, Arnold walked out with the large mug in hand, his mind already focused on his work.
Nanna didn’t say anything, but just smiled as she returned to her own little office to continue her work. She was currently in the midst of designing the residential parts of the upcoming moonbase, seeing as Arnold had entirely expectedly forgotten to actually make the place livable in his initial designs.
Comments
Poor Warpie. Doomed to evolve into a jaspersnatcher
Carl Gherardi
2025-08-08 00:01:30 +0000 UTCJasper is a great name! Also, "as he took noted down any" should either be "took note any" or "he noted down any"
Parker Bond
2025-08-07 12:22:20 +0000 UTCThank you for the chapter
Tony Belfer
2025-08-05 17:32:58 +0000 UTCTyftc
Chloe
2025-08-05 13:48:55 +0000 UTCI see we're continuing the ja naming trend 🙃
Colby Whiting
2025-07-12 19:49:49 +0000 UTCNanna is awesome. 🤩
Fall’s Kiss🍂
2025-07-04 14:42:40 +0000 UTCMy beloved childhood dog was named Jasper <3
Adam Birch
2025-06-30 09:22:15 +0000 UTCI’m nonstop hoping to see the adorable little warpsnatcher say “Fuck!” all excitedly after hearing Jake curse to himself in his vicinity 😂
Gabe Stankiewicz
2025-06-27 19:58:23 +0000 UTCBook 12s audiobook was fantastic!! Major props to Baldree 🔥 always a treat
Azazel
2025-06-19 18:52:16 +0000 UTCI like that the story has personal assistants like that. Having the powerful mcs figure out their own lifes is way too complicated. And would be annoying to read. Better just dump it all on someone else
Alex
2025-06-19 18:39:37 +0000 UTCEdit suggestion: "threading unknown ground" => "treading unknown ground"
Tyler Larson
2025-06-14 19:09:20 +0000 UTCBaldtree is the best
jobe matula
2025-06-12 18:09:08 +0000 UTCThank Villy you have Jasper to protect you from the leaves!!! Our canine security system kept us aware of all the dangerous toddlers on tricycles riding down the sidewalk... CONSTANT VIGILANCE!
PatienceHoney
2025-06-12 03:44:58 +0000 UTCLmfaooo i said the same shit. Damn ya gonna do our boy mateo like that jake?! hahahaha
Boffadeez
2025-06-12 01:24:31 +0000 UTCOMG!!!!! Jasper is the name of the best boy in the world!!! He is 140 pounds of pure danger floof, aka known a Great Pyrenees! Along with his sister, Jazmyn, he keeps all unwanted visitors away and provides early warning about strangers, other animals, stray leaves, and the occasional ghost that is only visible to him! I 1000% approve of this awesome name!
Naotsugu97
2025-06-12 01:14:46 +0000 UTCJasper is going to have some crazy abilities I’m smekin hyped
Takoda Heitz
2025-06-12 00:51:44 +0000 UTCResurrection of ancient evils just for a fun fight…
Lynderyn
2025-06-12 00:39:33 +0000 UTCI just know it involved minaga and someone.
brjenness
2025-06-11 22:50:05 +0000 UTCBook 12 recap mentions a spicy fanfic somewhere. Does anyone know when, where, and who?
Anthena Sales
2025-06-11 22:47:30 +0000 UTChey, stop calling my pets unintelligent, you meanie
brjenness
2025-06-11 22:36:13 +0000 UTCIf ‘Jake Juice’ becomes the official system name. Will we see a system title ‘You have received title ‘Jake Juiced’, your evolution will be super cool’.
Xarow
2025-06-11 21:34:02 +0000 UTCDamn... his name was Bob! We lost Bob too soon.
J W
2025-06-11 20:51:00 +0000 UTCDamn why Mateo catch a stray bullet like that in a random chapter …. Get it
Nano
2025-06-11 20:41:04 +0000 UTCTftc. Heh. Looks like Arnold has his own Miranda in Nanna.
Esther Barra
2025-06-11 18:57:19 +0000 UTCIm trying to think out all the mad ways Jake may be able to use his bloodline to shake the multiverse. If anyone got a good idea idd love to hear it! 1. The world core/moon core. Or go all the way and try the sun. 2. There exist deteimental bloodlines so alterring them or something. 3.The effect if he did what he did with his palate to the Vipers own palate skill. Upgrading a gods skill. 4.Trying to evolve a normal human to something more. High human might be so-so but something like exalted human. Now that will do it! 5.I was hoping Jake was going to try it out on a unique lifeform but no. Minaga is a good gamble here and he will most likely be ok with trying. 6. A dungeon core! 7. That wind wonder Sylphie is enjoying so much. Origin of wind. 8. Try it on his sin weapon. Im out of ideas here.
Doodlenoodle
2025-06-11 18:39:08 +0000 UTCDropping primal hunter cuz "Sir Snatchalot didnt win
Havoc99
2025-06-11 18:25:36 +0000 UTCIsn't the other one Casper?
Dalton Service
2025-06-11 17:55:13 +0000 UTCDamn, he almost went and called Miranda for help…
Alejandro Piña
2025-06-11 17:37:23 +0000 UTC👏👏👏
Ty Cooper
2025-06-11 17:36:53 +0000 UTCHey man get your ups where you can. 👏👏
Ty Cooper
2025-06-11 17:31:36 +0000 UTCArtemis going to try and give it a blessing? She said this can help her records and path somehow.
Ty Cooper
2025-06-11 17:24:08 +0000 UTCThe fact he ignores the multiversal implications of Sandy’s travel abilities (both literally as she carries people around and indirectly because she helps arnold understand space) is hilarious.
DrDankness
2025-06-11 17:23:45 +0000 UTCI hope Jasper meets Jasper...
KatHabit
2025-06-11 17:14:43 +0000 UTCWhat new skill? He only upgraded some I thought?
SmokeJam
2025-06-11 16:46:46 +0000 UTCI commend Google or whoever gave the input for Jasper and an explanation too! Well chosen.
SmokeJam
2025-06-11 16:45:45 +0000 UTCTftc!!!!
Jose Reyna
2025-06-11 16:39:42 +0000 UTCSandy just gonna call him Jaspy. Let the y ends continue. Tftc
Dray Kruesi
2025-06-11 16:37:44 +0000 UTCDamn Jasper is perfect. Nice one.
DirePants
2025-06-11 16:29:16 +0000 UTCJake not realizing that the casual way he keeps pumping out beast babies isn't going throw the multiverse into chaos is funny
kingofshibainu
2025-06-11 16:01:51 +0000 UTCHe's not deploying a Dyson Sphere....YET. Since we all know how big of a nerd he is, that will happen at some point, just not earth's sun. Warpsnatcher going to turn into some Void Treasure Hunting Dragon/Serpent/Being that can jump between universes and divine realms. Nothing major.
Darshar Griffonmane
2025-06-11 16:01:40 +0000 UTCWith Arnold, the answer is always Yes.
Darshar Griffonmane
2025-06-11 15:59:33 +0000 UTCJasper is a good name! Also, I chuckle that Jake still thinks that evolving a creature to its origin at B GRADE is not going to shake the multiverse a lil bit. Especially since this is his first intentional use of his Origin powers on another creature since at least the end of the Yore events so he has a ton of records that are gonna influence this. And Yay Arnold creating his own lil death star. tyftc!
Darshar Griffonmane
2025-06-11 15:58:47 +0000 UTCDutchies having a laugh🤣 ("I know right?")
Cees Tollenaar
2025-06-11 15:46:09 +0000 UTCJasper is good. I still liked Klepto or Fidget, but thinking about it those are more pet names than they are names given to an intelligent creature. However, the naming conventions by Jake before this were pet-like. TFTC.
Lemonsqueezy
2025-06-11 15:36:42 +0000 UTCId honestly love some POVs
Exaiter
2025-06-11 15:31:03 +0000 UTCGood point
Corac
2025-06-11 15:30:03 +0000 UTCIf Jake doesn't use his new skill before Friday, I am going to lose my mind
Kaktus
2025-06-11 15:14:57 +0000 UTCYeah, Jasper is a great name for the warpsnatcher! I liked Pebbles as well, but Jasper does sound a bit more dignified and definitely something that the Forest King would suggest. 👍
JJB4345_80_815
2025-06-11 15:04:39 +0000 UTCYes, thank you for the chappy Zogarth!
JJB4345_80_815
2025-06-11 14:50:29 +0000 UTCDoes that mean King knows all bout the Jake juice?
Exaiter
2025-06-11 14:49:38 +0000 UTCLol Jake thinking this won't have multiverseal consequences
Exaiter
2025-06-11 14:48:52 +0000 UTCTotally should mix Jake Juice with Arnold’s eldrich, no maybe not that sounds even dumber than what he did last time.
Christopher Robin Sævre
2025-06-11 14:48:24 +0000 UTCBtw, I’m not sure if it’s been mentioned before but can Jake use Jake Juice on 3 path races?
Christopher Robin Sævre
2025-06-11 14:46:01 +0000 UTCInb4 Jake turns the little warper into some truly ungodly abomination
Christopher Robin Sævre
2025-06-11 14:44:40 +0000 UTCLook forward to the Friday chapters.
Baged
2025-06-11 14:44:13 +0000 UTCHEY 👋 👋 Zog can we get an Update on Mystie and hawkie? Want a quick drop in on those two, oldest friends.
Jeremiah Lambert
2025-06-11 14:24:04 +0000 UTCJasper for the win!!! yayyy
Brittin Bennett
2025-06-11 14:17:20 +0000 UTCJinxed it
Thenais
2025-06-11 14:01:45 +0000 UTCThis is going to be a good high tech butt whooping. So, will it be a drone swarm, void bomb, giant robot, or all of the above?
KenTX325
2025-06-11 13:54:25 +0000 UTCFirst chapter completely caught up! 1,156 chapters straight!
Talmadge Hires
2025-06-11 13:47:54 +0000 UTCOkay Jasper is good, but I still want Artemis's "Snatchie" to happen. I'm pretty sure the Warpsnatcher that wanted to be named Warpsnatcher would approve. Perhaps it would even help it bond with Artemis.
Steven Bartels
2025-06-11 13:44:13 +0000 UTCI like the name very chic
Xien
2025-06-11 13:22:39 +0000 UTCIn all the times I've thought about Arnold as a super serious scientist and inventor, I've forgotten he's actually a huge nerd
Alex Salamanca
2025-06-11 13:19:19 +0000 UTCMy name suggestion was chosen!!! I don't know if anyone else also suggested Jasper, but I know I did! Happy Dance!!
PatienceHoney
2025-06-11 13:12:06 +0000 UTCThank you for the chapter
joel southard
2025-06-11 13:11:03 +0000 UTCtftc
Eden
2025-06-11 13:09:34 +0000 UTCIm thinking thats how the verdiant witches did it
Carl Never
2025-06-11 12:56:18 +0000 UTCThere's Jake and Jacob. Now Casper and Jasper? A little better. But Jasper is a good name nonetheless.
Aaditya Ravindran
2025-06-11 12:53:19 +0000 UTCWhen someone asks you if you’re a god… you say YES!
Tom C
2025-06-11 12:51:31 +0000 UTCJasper steals all the shiny Arnold's satellites in the meantime, which leaves another major, void dwelling faction angry. Or confused.
Jaroslav Zapadlo
2025-06-11 12:49:55 +0000 UTCJasper is a great name. Plus to my mind, it springs slightly from Jake. Jake -> Jasper. It’s a nice little nod to the guy who will provide fuel for an enhanced evolution! TFTC. Jasper ftw
Tom C
2025-06-11 12:49:16 +0000 UTCSame
InSomniaut
2025-06-11 12:46:31 +0000 UTCThanks Zogarth great name from the King 😆😆
Rewdan
2025-06-11 12:36:21 +0000 UTCTftc
Timothy Spradlin
2025-06-11 12:32:28 +0000 UTCI really, REALLY want the ghostvine fight to be something like "And Arnold hit the big red button as a certain theme started playing. A stay puft marshmallow man made of light manifested inside the core and beat it to death. Arnold had another cup of coffee"
Corvid
2025-06-11 12:32:24 +0000 UTCBut is he gonna cross the beams?
Kristoffer
2025-06-11 12:31:51 +0000 UTCHe's gonna cross the streams!
Corvid
2025-06-11 12:30:28 +0000 UTCThanks for the chappy
dash w
2025-06-11 12:23:27 +0000 UTC"All while not causing multiversal upheaval or getting any major factions involved." Sure buddy, whatever makes you sleep at night, I'm sure nothing crazy will happen... Also phew, for a moment I thought Arnold is deploying a Dyson Sphere and got scared.
Karim Saadi
2025-06-11 12:21:26 +0000 UTCmad scientist unleashes moon monster on earth, the heroic forces of the malefic order rally to gain favor with...err... to save the people of earth. the heroic malefic draskil and his future wife Helen lead the forces with a last second assist from the mighty mystic and hawkie and their army of birds. -5 cool points Arnold draskil learns that being strong may get you lots of chicks, but being heroic gets you the right one.
brjenness
2025-06-11 12:17:56 +0000 UTCAlready had it pre ordered!
daniel gager
2025-06-11 12:15:41 +0000 UTCOne of the similar names with Jasper was the variant Gasper which had a similar "treasure" origin and sounds like "Grasper". There is a famous Gasper while Jasper doesnt have fanfic possibilites.
Devillelouch
2025-06-11 12:12:16 +0000 UTCSo does anyone else believe that Arnold is not going to kill the moon ghost but capture it for study? Probably in some large red containment unit? Dang theme song has been stuck in my head since Arnold asked to buy the Moon. Lol Zog got me. Plus the King coming in clutch while throwing jabs. Too good. Going to be a great day, especially now that I can listen to the end of Nevermore on Audible. Tftc! Looking forward to Jake's and Arnold's antics in the coming chapter.
Ty Cooper
2025-06-11 12:12:02 +0000 UTCIt was one of my name recommendations. May not have been the only one but cool. :D
Devillelouch
2025-06-11 12:02:04 +0000 UTCThanks for the chapter. Good name.
Joshua Little
2025-06-11 11:59:06 +0000 UTCOr maybe "took note of any.."
Daniel Brian
2025-06-11 11:58:07 +0000 UTCHe's totally going to have those lazers fire to the beat of ghost busters.
Anime Problem
2025-06-11 11:57:56 +0000 UTCTftc
Fdrugc
2025-06-11 11:56:29 +0000 UTCTftc
Beemoss
2025-06-11 11:53:53 +0000 UTCI’m still calling him Snatchy….
Richard Rader
2025-06-11 11:49:49 +0000 UTCNanna! 🤣😂🤣 Designing livable space.
Jennifer Leigh
2025-06-11 11:49:41 +0000 UTCI keep calling it wippersnapper in my head on accident
Taylor
2025-06-11 11:49:03 +0000 UTCWelcome to the internet
Arieh Sochaczevski
2025-06-11 11:48:18 +0000 UTCTFTC!
Shai182
2025-06-11 11:46:11 +0000 UTCThanks for the chapter 🙂
Kt-x
2025-06-11 11:45:38 +0000 UTCTFTC :) Jaspers a good name. Heres hoping we gt the Arnold/Lillian/Ghostvine fight soon :) Giant lucentae laser beams crashing into the Ghostvine as an army of golems tear it to pieces :D Suggested edits: "The little guy instantly made sure that everyone remained in their right place" not so much an edit as a clarification...WS is anthropomorphising his items here right? otherwise it should be "everything" also maybe "rightful" sounds better instead of just "right" "That Jake himself was halfway *threading* unknown ground" should be "treading" "and that the consequences of a mishap could lead to the worst of consequences" repetition. Maybe "outcomes" instead? "helping people he actually *card* about." should be "cared" "The most common cause of massive sacrificial rituals was people trying to get a better evolution or accumulate Records, once more with the goal of getting a better evolution down the line." repetition. This boils down to "People try to get a better evolution in the hopes of getting a better evolution" Feels like it needs rewording or clarification in some way. "He observed it closely as he *took* noted down any useful information." extra word
Xander
2025-06-11 11:45:04 +0000 UTCNice name choice
Jordan Rogers
2025-06-11 11:44:30 +0000 UTCWould you believe me when I say I thought 'Jastcher" since the little fella kept trying to take Jake's name. So I combined Jake and snatcher. When the king suggested Jasper i went ooou 😂
Sprightly Ebbie
2025-06-11 11:43:59 +0000 UTCGood chappy. I like the name Jasper and the reasons for choosing it, although it does bring to my mind a snooty butler type
Ithoughtofsomething
2025-06-11 11:42:54 +0000 UTCYey! Next audio book 🥰 and Jasper is a good name ❤️
Sarianne
2025-06-11 11:42:29 +0000 UTCA few million kilometers away, on another celestial body, a single human sat in front of a large metallic cube with ever-shifting surfaces. He observed it closely as he took noted down any useful information. Edit suggestion - remove took
Ithoughtofsomething
2025-06-11 11:40:30 +0000 UTCTftc
IntenseSushi
2025-06-11 11:40:30 +0000 UTCCan’t wait to see jasper’s evolution, and can’t wait to see Arnold rain hellfire down on the moon.
mitchell kaiser
2025-06-11 11:38:32 +0000 UTCI like moments like that. Moments that show that even though Arnold is a massive wierdo he is still human.
Cody K
2025-06-11 11:36:44 +0000 UTCLol "Ja...he"
Ithoughtofsomething
2025-06-11 11:36:00 +0000 UTCSome number
Jared Bell
2025-06-11 11:34:31 +0000 UTCThat'll make it fourth for me
Xavier Evans
2025-06-11 11:34:13 +0000 UTCJasper is a decent name. Even without the reasons behind it, it sounds like a real name and not just a nickname based off his species. I also maintain the idea that the people right behind the local geniuses will follow their bosses into godhood solely so those bosses can keep functioning. Nanna and Miranda will follow Arnold and Jake into immortality, if only to keep those two on track.
Unwillingmainer
2025-06-11 11:34:12 +0000 UTCAlso fix
Zogarth
2025-06-11 11:32:37 +0000 UTCGuys the warpie named Jesper
GeneralBlack
2025-06-11 11:32:24 +0000 UTCThanks for the chapter!
Arieh Sochaczevski
2025-06-11 11:31:10 +0000 UTCNo one's claimed forth yet, dibs!
Man of Sodium
2025-06-11 11:30:56 +0000 UTCREE!!!
Sylphie
2025-06-11 11:30:29 +0000 UTCWhat's it with people advocating for being the first to comment on anything, i really don't get it
Xarroworth
2025-06-11 11:30:22 +0000 UTCJasper. I likes it! TFTC
Eric Shivak
2025-06-11 11:29:47 +0000 UTCPerhaps it would even put him off using the ability ever again, at least in the context of helping people he actually card about. Edit suggestion card - cared
Ithoughtofsomething
2025-06-11 11:29:02 +0000 UTCFix
Zogarth
2025-06-11 11:27:48 +0000 UTCThe little guy instantly made sure that everyone remained in their right place before turning to Jake again. Edit suggestion everyone - everything
Ithoughtofsomething
2025-06-11 11:25:00 +0000 UTCThanks for the chapter
Connor
2025-06-11 11:24:15 +0000 UTCThank u for the story
C0bra$
2025-06-11 11:23:31 +0000 UTCNinth!
Ithoughtofsomething
2025-06-11 11:23:12 +0000 UTCThird?
Loststar7
2025-06-11 11:23:01 +0000 UTCGuess I’ll take second
Collin James
2025-06-11 11:22:39 +0000 UTCFirst?
Kristoffer
2025-06-11 11:22:17 +0000 UTC