Chapter 904 - To Visit One's Parents
Added 2024-05-01 10:57:38 +0000 UTCJake rarely felt nervous these days. He was the Chosen of the Malefic Viper, Harbinger of Primeval Origins, and now even the top performer on the Nevermore Leaderboards. Yet he couldn’t deny his own trepidations before arriving at Skyggen.
There was no doubt that Jake was a pretty sucky son and now also uncle. Even before the system, he had been bad at calling home or visiting often enough, and with the initiation, he had become far worse. What made Jake feel even worse about everything was how he didn’t really feel that bad for not visiting as often. Just the knowledge they were doing well was enough for him.
His father’s words before he left last time also helped a lot, having pretty much given Jake permission to not worry about them. There was also the fact that Caleb was with them at all times and would ensure they were kept safe alongside Maja and Adam – his wife and son, also known as Jake’s sister-in-law and nephew.
Mixed in with his slight anxiety was also a lot of excitement. The last time he saw Adam, he had just been a baby, while now he should be solidly out of the toddler years. He naturally also looked forward to seeing his parents and how they were doing.
He was also determined to get some way of contacting them this time around, if not for nothing else but the ability to at least call home once in a while to check in on things. Though, rather than talking about some promotion or a funny anecdote of what had happened that day, Jake would talk about how he had met some frost wyvern or helped create a Demon Lord.
Nearly at Skyggen, Jake decided to have a bit of fun and check the local defenses. Activating his stealth skill, Jake wanted to see if he could sneak in without anyone noticing him. If he could, he would definitely have something to tease his brother about.
Sadly, the moment Jake arrived floating above the city, he encountered one of the outer barriers covering the city that served as the headquarters of the Court of Shadows. It became pretty damn clear Jake couldn’t sneak through without triggering it. There were over a dozen layers of barriers, most of which were only primed to the activated to defend against attacks. There were still three different ones designed for detection, though, as well as five, maybe six, made to help hide the city.
“At least Caleb made sure the city is properly defended,” Jake nodded. Haven also had defensive barriers, but far fewer than this. Instead, the city was primarily defended by two people: Arnold and Miranda. Both had placed down their own protective measures, and Jake knew that Arnold had launched a number of satellites to keep a lookout.
Entering through the barrier, Jake instantly knew he was detected. He could have taken the main entrance but decided it was more fun to fly down from above. That way, it would also be easier to find where his parents stayed, something he used a quick Pulse of Perception to discover.
As with most other cities on Earth, Skyggen had grown a lot over the last many years. Despite only really being a city for members of the Court and their family members, it looked surprisingly normal, especially the area where he spotted his family. It looked like the regular suburbs of old, with modern-looking houses on a closed-off street and big gardens. It didn’t look very defended either, which Jake perfectly understood.
Caleb and Jake didn’t want to keep their family in a cage with the justification they were just protecting them. That would be insulting and unhealthy for everyone involved. No, Jake would rather make it so the entire planet was a safe environment for not only his parents but everyone else. Despite never having spoken with his brother about this explicitly, he knew Caleb also felt the same way, which was why he had done things like this.
Flying toward the suburbs, Jake felt a few presences check him out, but the moment they realized who he was, they backed off, resulting in no one bothering him. He saw that his parents were currently both at one house, with his mother sitting in the back garden reading a book while his dad was in the house watching a projector – the system version of a TV. Assuming there weren’t already normal TVs.
There probably were normal TVs, especially if Arnold could walk around with a tablet.
In the house next door, he saw Maja with three other women, as well as a group of seven kids. It wasn’t hard to spot Adam, either. He looked uncannily like Caleb did when he was small, making Jake smile. The decision where to go first wasn’t hard either because there was no fucking way he was going to intrude on his nephew’s playdate. Especially not with his current get-up, as he had a slight suspicion a hooded masked man with glowing beastly eyes wouldn’t be that popular with the kids.
Landing in front of his parent’s house, Jake made his mask invisible, pulled down the hood, and tried to look as representable as he could. Knocking on the door, he was a bit nervous as he saw his father react inside by getting up and walking to the door before opening it.
Jake’s dad froze for a moment when he saw Jake who just stood there smiling. “Hey, Dad, I-“
“Debra, there’s another of those alchemist salesmen at the door!” his dad yelled, surprising Jake.
“Again!?” he heard his mother yell from the other side of the house as she made her way over to the door.
For a moment, Jake’s mind worked at high speeds as he considered what had happened. Could karmic magic affect the memories of people, or was it-
“A fancy one from that snake club, too,” his mother said as she walked over and smiled. “Doesn’t he also seem oddly familiar, Robert?”
“He does look a bit like our younger son, doesn’t he. I wonder what happened to our estranged older one; we haven’t seen him in-“
“Ha ha, very funny,” Jake said in a dry tone. “Also, calling the Divine Order of a Primordial a snake club would definitely be considered heretical to most people.”
“Ah, sorry, I’m just happy you finally found a club you wanted to join since getting you to join any when you were a kid was a real struggle,” Debra teased him as she went outside and didn’t really give him any time before she pulled him into a hug. “Welcome home.”
“Thanks, Mom,” Jake smiled as she practically dragged him inside. His father put a hand on his shoulder as they walked in, giving him an approving nod and a look that said it was good he had finally visited.
“Do you want anything to drink?” his mom asked. “We have coffee and… a lot of different teas. Actually, you may know this, how come tea is so popular now?”
“Tea was always popular,” Jake argued. “But as for why it’s popular in the multiverse in general… well, think about it. Tea is just dried pieces of herbs and can come in a variety of flavors and forms, allowing whoever is making the tea to aim for certain desired effects. Meanwhile, for coffee, it needs to come from coffee beans, right? Limits the variety.”
“I see,” his mom nodded. “So I take it you’re big into tea now?”
“Not really, do you have any hot chocolate?” Jake asked with a grin.
“I’m sure I can find something,” she answered with a smile and went into the kitchen. Jake looked after her as he quickly used an Identify to confirm how she was doing.
[Human – lvl 144]
He also used one on his dad, confirming a similar level.
[Human – lvl 141]
Both had reached mid-tier D-grade and were on their way. Neither leveled fast at all, but they were still leveling as far as Jake could tell. Actually, he was pretty sure that many would be jealous of his parent’s ability to level despite neither of them being fighters.
If this keeps up, they should at least reach C-grade at some point, Jake assured himself as he took a seat at the dining table with his dad. Robert, his father, didn’t look a day older than his last visit and still looked a lot healthier than he had been before the system. All good things to see.
“I hear you’ve been quite busy,” his dad said after a brief pause. “Something about you placing first on the best Leaderboards in Nevermore?”
Jake was surprised that his dad knew about all that, considering how disconnected they seemed from multiverse stuff the last time he visited. Still, if he was interested, Jake saw no reason not to answer. “Yeah, I managed to snag the top spot above everyone else.”
“Very impressive based on how I understand it,” Robert said. “I won’t act like I really understand how big of a deal it is, but Caleb seemed a lot more impressed than usual… so good job.”
“Thanks,” Jake smiled. “Say, where is Caleb?”
“At work,” his mom answered as she came in carrying three mugs with hot chocolate, having made it a lot faster than Jake expected. “He is quite busy these days, and while he tried to take a small holiday after he returned from this Nevermore place, he was quickly dragged back to work. I guess his desk was full after more than three years of absence.”
“Sucks to suck,” Jake grinned, happy it wasn’t him. In some ways, it was also good to have some one-on-one time with his parents.
“Don’t bully your little brother for having a job,” Robert scolded him in jest before he turned a lot more serious. “I know that to us, you’ve only been gone for a few years, but for you, it’s been decades… Caleb was quite affected and stuck to Maja and Adam like a magnet for the first day he was back. How are you doing?”
“I’m doing good,” Jake said with a reassuring smile.
“No, you’re not,” his dad said with an exaggerated sigh. “Charity workers do good. You’re doing well.”
“Way to spoil the serious mood with grammatical pedantry,” Jake shook his head. “And how do you know I didn’t do good? I recently helped someone transform into a Demon Lord, and just on the way here, I talked sense into a murderous and ignorant wyvern on top of a mountain while freeing a group of vampires from the fate of dying as popsicles.”
“The first one doesn’t sound like it counts,” Debra muttered.
“That’s just your bias against demons born from media misrepresentation,” Jake said in a matter-of-fact tone. “Most demons I’ve met have been pretty nice and chill.”
“You’re also part of what many call an evil snake club, with this Malefic Viper not striking me as a figure many would describe with the adjective good,” his dad couldn’t help but point out. “That may color your view a bit.”
“Is it just me, or do you two seem more educated on matters of the multiverse than last time I was here?” Jake asked with a raised eyebrow.
“We didn’t really have much of a choice, now did we?” Debra asked while Jake took a sip of his hot chocolate, which, for the record, was superb.
“What do you mean,” Jake asked after a good sip.
“You had a ceremony or something announcing yourself to the world a few years ago, didn’t you?” Robert chimed in again. “It isn’t anything new for the parents of famous people to get some attention from the public, now is it?”
Jake’s smile faded as he turned serious. “Have people been bothering you because of me?”
“I wouldn’t say that,” his mom sighed. “It’s more that there have been some odd types who’ve approached us, and sometimes it can be hard to judge who is there because of us or you. It isn’t that big of a deal, though. We were already having similar issues because Caleb is the Judge of the Court of Shadows. Maja, too, and Caleb is doing a good job of making sure we aren’t too bothered.”
“I… see…” Jake muttered. “What kind of odd types have appeared?”
“Most people from these new factions who arrived, and they are mostly very polite,” Debra answered. “There is this group of very weird people, though… what were they called again?”
“Primordial Church,” Robert answered.
“That’s right, the Primordial Church. There are these three in particular who are quite peculiar, though they don’t seem dangerous or deceitful in the slightest. They’re actually very straightforward about what they want, if a little pushy and overexcited,” Jake’s mom continued.
“What is it they want?” Jake asked with some concern.
He had no idea why it had never crossed his mind this could happen. Even if Jake had things like Shroud of the Primordial to hide him, people could still just do good old detective work to easily find out who his family was. Shit, the fact Caleb was Jake’s brother was far from a secret, so all they really had to do was find Caleb’s parents, and they would find Jake’s.
“They just ask questions,” Debra continued, shaking her head. “Their questions are just odd and kind of intrusive. They asked a lot about you, how you grew up, where, who you knew, what you were like when younger…”
“I think one of them mentioned something about writing a book?” Robert added. “Or a biography?”
“Are you sure? One of them tried to show me her poetry collection about Jake…” Debra muttered.
Jake stared at his parents as she scratched the back of his hand. “To clarify… you didn’t actually tell them anything about me, right?”
“Not anything bad!” his mom quickly made clear, which didn’t make Jake feel better. “But they were really polite and without any bad intentions, especially in the beginning.”
His mom’s words made a shiver run down Jake’s back. He knew enough about the Primordial Church to know they were fanatics, and he really hoped she hadn’t told some embarrassing stories he could now look forward to spreading all throughout the multiverse.
“Don’t worry, they didn’t get much useful,” Jake’s dad tried to assure him. “And a lot of what they got was just nonsense that will make them laughingstocks with no creditability if they actually try to share it.”
“I’m sure they will just ignore the outrageous things you said,” Debra sighed. “No one’s going to believe any of that stuff you told them.”
“What… what did he tell them?” Jake said, clenching his fists.
“As I said, nonsense,” his dad kept waving him off. “No one, not even people as unreasonable as them, is going to believe a five-year-old fought off a shark or that a ten-year-old became the world record holder for ultramarathons on accidents just because he wanted to have a long run.”
His dad laughed a bit at the last part, as Jake just had a look of horror. His father had no idea what he had done as Jake looked up at them.
“They are that unreasonable.”
Robert looked confused and stopped laughing before shaking his head. “Even so, if they try to share it, no one will them them seriously.”
“Dad… you don’t understand these people,” Jake said as he looked his father in the eye. “I accidentally showed a projection to a guy depicting a beer bottle and the words danger noodle, and the guy dedicated a significant portion of his life to creating a mythical rarity statue…”
“Wait, are you talking about Felix, the High Priest in Haven?” Debra asked. “I heard he was a sculptor who gained your favor…”
“That’s him, and the fact he is now a High Priest should tell you everything,” Jake said with a serious look.
“They aren’t actually going to write down and publish everything I said, right?” Robert said with a tinge of nervousness.
“Every. Single. Word,” Jake assured him.
Silence hung in the room for several seconds before something vibrated on a small table in the corner of the room. Debra hurried over to it as Jake contemplated if he should try and track down the members of the Primordial Church.
“Caleb is coming over,” his mother said as she held the token with a smile. “He said he’ll stop by and grab Maja and Adam on the way.”
Jake wasn’t surprised Caleb was coming, as someone had definitely reported to him that Jake had arrived, and he was happy to hear he was bringing Maja and Adam. Next door, he saw that Maja had definitely also been called by Caleb as the other women were packing up and leaving, as Maja herself got ready with Adam.
I’ll deal with that damn Primordial Church later… for now, let’s just try not to mess up my nephew’s first impression of his uncle.
Comments
Thx for the chapter
Kconraw
2024-06-11 02:24:53 +0000 UTCMy favorite thing!
Rezkin
2024-05-20 21:04:04 +0000 UTCAlchemy salesman from a snake club. OMG. I loved that! Tyftc
Chloe
2024-05-05 03:44:35 +0000 UTCHonestly to Villy the only thing worthy of noted is that Jake is their son and does not warrant interaction and will most just cause harm. With Jake wanting to keep them away from his odd relationship with the Viper, no wants that.
Mat
2024-05-02 07:05:19 +0000 UTCThat’s not Jake’s fluid that they’re interested in,
Jeff McCulley
2024-05-02 04:51:23 +0000 UTCJust wait until Villy asks to get it autographed.
Jeff McCulley
2024-05-02 04:49:31 +0000 UTCya i was thinking that as well,
Eammon_Wright
2024-05-02 02:54:01 +0000 UTCI don’t think he can do anything like that till the system stops protecting the new universe
Dragon
2024-05-02 02:45:59 +0000 UTCAh, sweet, sweet, grammatical pedantry!
Naotsugu97
2024-05-02 02:38:49 +0000 UTCI mean technically a shark would see toddler jake look in his eyes then bounce out
John Looney
2024-05-02 01:28:14 +0000 UTCi just had a dumb thought why has villy not sent down a projection to have a meet with his new best friends parents?
Eammon_Wright
2024-05-02 00:57:17 +0000 UTCDoes anyone know when the next audiobook will be released
Nate Grevior
2024-05-02 00:40:58 +0000 UTCI'm just imagining el'hakan launching into some melodramatic speech before a fight, listing a bunch of the things Jake's "done" and how El will outstrip him in every way, la de da... with Jake just sighing and shaking his head. Funny mental image; thanks for the chapter! Glad to see his family is doing well.
Decibel790
2024-05-01 22:21:03 +0000 UTCWow. I bet Villy gets a first edition copy of Jake's book. I can see him now laughing uncontrollably as all this false information goes out into the multi verse. Poor Yip of Yor, all this bad information to use to write Yip's epic.
Razeel Nightfall
2024-05-01 21:09:24 +0000 UTCThis would be hilarious
Ty Cooper
2024-05-01 20:10:49 +0000 UTCThe dragon flights really want some of that Jake Juice.
Ty Cooper
2024-05-01 20:09:50 +0000 UTCI wonder what Caleb will have Jake do this visit. He usually finds a way to have Jake toss out some records while he visits. Also that lotus has to be pretty awesome by now. With it linked to the pylon I wonder if it needs fertilizer like the banana Musa or if it grows with the city.
Ty Cooper
2024-05-01 20:08:17 +0000 UTCPart of the issue is that it could also be read as them saying Jake is their younger son which is just incorrect. My point was that while I understand what Zog is going for it could be seen as an error when published because the wording is a bit ambiguous
Thomas Todd
2024-05-01 20:03:32 +0000 UTCgood chappie
Isley
2024-05-01 19:44:19 +0000 UTCI bet Villy is cracking up about this turn of events.
kapat
2024-05-01 18:06:11 +0000 UTCNice thank you for the chapter
joel southard
2024-05-01 17:18:23 +0000 UTCNo one expects the (Spanish inquisition) Primordial Church
Gavriel
2024-05-01 17:12:41 +0000 UTCNoone expects the Spanish inquisition
Gavriel
2024-05-01 17:12:09 +0000 UTCThanks for the chapter!
Olof Karlsson
2024-05-01 17:10:29 +0000 UTCMom's gotta have cooking if the hot chocolate was described as superb!
Vinstro
2024-05-01 16:16:12 +0000 UTCGreg is a Heretic to the Church of the Primordial.
Jeff McCulley
2024-05-01 16:15:17 +0000 UTCThe family walks in, and Adam has an “Uncle Jake” popup book in his hands…
Jeff McCulley
2024-05-01 16:12:51 +0000 UTCYour not wrong that for sure
Devin
2024-05-01 16:09:11 +0000 UTCSmitten! And they ARE smitten!
Jeff McCulley
2024-05-01 16:08:10 +0000 UTCExactly. :) maybe some shark fighting.
WannaBeATree
2024-05-01 16:07:03 +0000 UTCA theme park!
Jeff McCulley
2024-05-01 16:04:03 +0000 UTCGrandparenting.
Jeff McCulley
2024-05-01 16:03:46 +0000 UTCThe kid’s what, four? Five?
Jeff McCulley
2024-05-01 16:01:28 +0000 UTCJake once won a staring contest with the sun. There is no theory of evolution, only a list of creatures Jake allows to live. A snake once bit Jake’s leg. After days of excruciating pain the snake died. Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Jake. If you want a list of Jake’s enemies check the extinct species list.
Johnsmith
2024-05-01 15:46:12 +0000 UTCJake Norris won an arm wrestling competition. With both hands tied behind his back. When he looked into the abyss the abyss looked away. He doesnt read books, he just stares them down till he gets the information he wants. Ghosts sit around campfires and tell Jake stories.
Johnsmith
2024-05-01 15:38:33 +0000 UTCI want sylphie to meet Jake's family really badly
kingofshibainu
2024-05-01 15:37:25 +0000 UTCThe eternal servant watched, so of course he’d know.
Luke Scheffe
2024-05-01 15:16:10 +0000 UTCWho are you talking about? Villy definitely doesn’t get empowered by preventing escalation. Eversmile maybe could, but he is first and foremost a researcher, so it would only be tangentially related to his path and not that beneficial.
Kevin
2024-05-01 15:09:55 +0000 UTCJake’s parents definitely have complete aura immunity. I think they’d just invite them in and start treating Artemis the same way they’d treat a pre system girlfriend. That would be amazing.
Kevin
2024-05-01 15:06:13 +0000 UTCJesus could walk on water, but at the age of eight Jake Norris could swim on land. One time he killed twelve people by throwing one grenade … and then it exploded. Jake Norris once had a pet squid and lizard. They later became known as the kraken and Godzilla.
Kevin
2024-05-01 15:02:37 +0000 UTCHonestly I expect Villy to set up a "danger noodle brewery" at some point and hand them some primordial approved recipes to get it started just to (f$ck with Jake) spread the new faith. Add insult to injury it's gonna be really bomb ass beer so Jake can't really say no to it.
Kenneth Welever
2024-05-01 14:46:50 +0000 UTCThe Primordial Church strikes again 😂
James Faulkner
2024-05-01 14:46:42 +0000 UTCIs Jake gonna be the fun uncle or not? Giving presents/candy? Taking the kid skydiving or riding on a dragon?
WannaBeATree
2024-05-01 14:35:00 +0000 UTCMy theory is that they actively ignore him, because that way they don't give him power. When any of them fought each other in the past, he would apear and try to stop them with diplomacy or throwing himself at their attacks, thereby growing in power and preventing escalation between primordials. They also can't go against him directly, since that would strengthem him more. It would be super funny. A guy that won't ever harm them but one that also prevents them from harming the other primordials. Like a third wheel they can't get rid of, but one that makes sure everyone cooperates even against their will. :) So he could theoretically be the most powerfull god in existence, if the primordials decide to empower him. My guess is the fate of the 7th universe has something to do with it.
WannaBeATree
2024-05-01 14:32:30 +0000 UTC*Insert TF2 Guitar music* Let me tell you of the great hero. Jake Norris. Even before the system when he did a pushup, he didn't just push himself up off of the earth. He pushed the earth down. When he was bitten by a venomous snake, after 3 days of horrible pain and agony. The snake finally died. When he was a toddler he round house kicked a shark to death only because he wanted shark fin soup instead of milk one day. One time he killed a man with just a slight glance, only because he took the last chocolate Danish.
DDHG
2024-05-01 14:25:53 +0000 UTCI know the church guys are fanatical zealots but I find their shenanigans re:Jake to be hilarious 😂
SnowFreak
2024-05-01 14:21:15 +0000 UTCLMAO! What a good chapter. My imagination spiraled out of control, wondering if the Primordial Church members along with others like SS propagate these stories that accidently lead to Jake being the Multiverse's equivalent of Chuck Norris jokes: "The Primordials select their Chosen's from the absolute top tier: Jake Thane CHOOSES which Primordial can Bless him!" "When Jake Thane missed his first shot, it pierced through space-time and created the Multiverse." "There's not a being alive that can outright defeat Valdimar. Jake Thane did it while he was in C-grade, twice!" LOL
Micah Molina
2024-05-01 14:19:45 +0000 UTCI’m actually surprised how much his parents had leveled. Was thinking they may never actually get to D grade. If they hit C grade, that would be impressive. Might just be the insane records from both their children assisting, but I like that they have progressed. Wonder what skills they have.
Cnewton84
2024-05-01 14:11:34 +0000 UTCLegit, I don't think he could have FOUGHT off a shark pre-system at age 5, but he probably could have scared one away, especially when he was that young and still had his presence less suppressed.
Bunny Waffles
2024-05-01 14:10:00 +0000 UTCHilarious! It won’t be a book either, It will be a whole castle depicting his life story.
Rahsheem Reid
2024-05-01 14:07:08 +0000 UTCThat’s only a couple thousand gods at that point. How many are alive today? How many were close enough to the primordials to know the true story of what happened to his wife. Based off conversations, the multiverse just believe Villy destroyed half a universe because he was angry.
Ryan Ulrich
2024-05-01 14:03:24 +0000 UTCI really hope we can some art that revolves around that statue… would be epic
Sasquatchachu
2024-05-01 14:00:43 +0000 UTCYou mean you're dating ARTEMIS Artemis? Like.. ARTEMIS??
Jason Davis
2024-05-01 13:59:23 +0000 UTC"“The first one doesn’t sound like it counts,” Debra muttered." That's the part I liked best :)
Jason Davis
2024-05-01 13:58:02 +0000 UTCPretty sure plenty of people know what went down. They are just the type to not talk about it because they are smart and don't want to incure the wrath of Villy, or polite enough to not want to, or don't have any reason to comment about it. All the gods alive at that point in time would most likely have some sort of idea that Villy was married and had a kid. And then know he no longer had a wife or kid, went on a rampage, took on most of the other primordials until he calmed down enough to stop rampaging, and then a new multiversal law wen into place.
Ilinorin
2024-05-01 13:57:05 +0000 UTCThanks!
Trevor Mergen
2024-05-01 13:50:47 +0000 UTCI really like it that Jake's parents got a good screen time again. Was a while ago and usually always more in verbatism, but their characters are actually very cool. Wish I had parents like that^^
SmokeJam
2024-05-01 13:46:40 +0000 UTCI briefly considered what it'd be like for him to bring Artemis over to the folks but that'd just be awkward with the whole divinity thing.
Sean
2024-05-01 13:46:23 +0000 UTCOh damn right :D It would actually be hilarious if this somehow affects the Record balance between the gods
SmokeJam
2024-05-01 13:44:26 +0000 UTCI rather like it. Forces the reader to actually maybe use a sliver of their brainpower for active memory. Or brings people to read the first books again.
SmokeJam
2024-05-01 13:41:32 +0000 UTCUh oh, Primordial church fanatics on the loose! 😂 haha! This going to be so hilarious!!!
ABTelford
2024-05-01 13:41:02 +0000 UTCI keep chuckling thinking about Felix's sermons about the 5 yr old chosen fighting a shark.
Ty Cooper
2024-05-01 13:36:42 +0000 UTCMe to.
Byl jsem zde Fantomas
2024-05-01 13:33:40 +0000 UTCOh yeah with Felix now preaching with an actual Primordial Church at the Fort. Those stories are definitely working into sermons and preached.
Ty Cooper
2024-05-01 13:31:55 +0000 UTCYes, thank you for the chappy, Zogarth!
JJB4345_80_815
2024-05-01 13:24:55 +0000 UTCI was also thinking on the drive to work today how the Eternal Servant may be one of the only entities in the multiverse who knows the true story of what went down in the 7th era between the primordials considering his drive to find out whatever he can about them.
Ryan Ulrich
2024-05-01 13:07:15 +0000 UTCCan confirm. Took me a bit to sus out who was the older brother and who the younger again.
Govir Drauka
2024-05-01 13:03:57 +0000 UTC☝️
ItWasIDIO!!
2024-05-01 13:03:00 +0000 UTCWell played author man 👏🏾 no one expects the Primordial Church Inquisition
ItWasIDIO!!
2024-05-01 13:01:47 +0000 UTCAhhhh. The time honored tradition of parents never knowing when to stfu. Classic
Hunter Thornton
2024-05-01 13:01:25 +0000 UTCDanger noooodleeee
Lawrence Dillon
2024-05-01 12:52:56 +0000 UTCWow, so looking forward to that chapter that tells us of the release of info and I bet Jake is going to be just short of getting there in time to stop the release of said info. Also really looking forward to how Adam reacts to Jake.
Devin
2024-05-01 12:44:00 +0000 UTC“No, you’re not,” his dad said with an exaggerated sigh. “Charity workers do good. You’re doing well.” I like this guy.
ReadingObsessed
2024-05-01 12:43:16 +0000 UTCI didn’t even think about that part of it!!! Hahaha a story being told and believed by so many fanatics… wonder how that will affect Yips story over all.
Devin
2024-05-01 12:42:27 +0000 UTCSo as a side book you need to write the biography of all of the weird stories the parents told the church. That right there is gonna be awesome and probably destroy YoY all by itself.
Sean
2024-05-01 12:35:55 +0000 UTCThanks for the chapter!!!
Paulo Furlaneto
2024-05-01 12:35:26 +0000 UTCExcerpt from 'Holy Records of The Malefic Viper's Chosen, Jake Thane' "...and for the 2nd time in His life, He used His diaper to save a helpless creature from a speeding truck kun" Truly, The Chosen was and will always be without compare... The capitalization of any and all references to The Chosen is correct! Any who disagreed has already been smited ...smote?
Stuart Thwaites
2024-05-01 12:31:52 +0000 UTCSame Strato
Stuart Thwaites
2024-05-01 12:16:39 +0000 UTCDoubtful, Jake still has to much trauma from his last student. But I bet he has already rather goid resistance given the earlier playdates Caleb pushed on Jake.
ChRiAn
2024-05-01 12:15:04 +0000 UTCI almost expect him to hand Jake a first edition print of the book while sipping a danger noodle beer the next time they have a drink at the Order.
ChRiAn
2024-05-01 12:13:32 +0000 UTCI kinda like other pov chapters, but i totaly agree 😂always need more jake
Exaiter
2024-05-01 12:10:16 +0000 UTC“He does look a bit like our younger son, doesn’t he." I think you were going for a joke that Jake looks like Caleb but it reads a bit strange, maybe change it to he looks like an older version of Caleb instead
Thomas Todd
2024-05-01 12:06:45 +0000 UTCPlease let the next chapter be from Adam’s perspective as he meet cool cloak man!
Ryan Ulrich
2024-05-01 12:05:40 +0000 UTCVilly is 100% going to take this football he has just been handed and run with it. Revenge for the danger noodle statue. Jake will hate it, Villy will laugh often about it. Just as two good friends should. tftc!
Darshar Griffonmane
2024-05-01 12:02:03 +0000 UTCOn the one hand I want chapters showing the reactions from different people to all the stuff mentioned and on the other hand I want chapters with Jake and plot moving forward. And deciding which one I want more while suffering the daily wait is impossible. Curse you Zog, why can't you write more/faster😉!
ChRiAn
2024-05-01 11:59:42 +0000 UTCWho here thinks Adam Wil be Jake's true disciple?
Valhazstromoz
2024-05-01 11:59:10 +0000 UTCThat would cut down on sloshing hot liquid on people.
Jonathan
2024-05-01 11:57:01 +0000 UTCWho needs to weave stories like YipYap does when you’re parents can accidentally get the Fanatics to do it for you?
ValVal
2024-05-01 11:56:01 +0000 UTCCombine that with Greg and I am rather surprised the multiverse is even more inept at fact checking than the real world.
ChRiAn
2024-05-01 11:47:23 +0000 UTCI forgot about that, niece and nephew you need to meet this is truth
John Balman
2024-05-01 11:46:41 +0000 UTCBased on Caleb’s story about Jake taming some wolves in a zoo the shark story seems totally believable to me
Brady Taylor
2024-05-01 11:46:26 +0000 UTCSpeaking of, didn't Jake's family tell him to bring Sylphie next time?
ChRiAn
2024-05-01 11:46:08 +0000 UTCNow I need an epilogue o smtn that is just de biograpy lol
Martí Herms
2024-05-01 11:38:08 +0000 UTCRefreshing chapter
Shawn
2024-05-01 11:36:40 +0000 UTC"which were only primed to the activated to defend" Primed to be activated
Rippchord
2024-05-01 11:33:00 +0000 UTCWow my brain auto corrected that on the fly. Nice catch
Strato Junon
2024-05-01 11:32:28 +0000 UTCI love how Jake’s parents sowed chaos by trying to gaslight a few „idiots“ 😂 there’s just too many situations right now that I wanna see multiverse reactions to
Mantiqore
2024-05-01 11:32:06 +0000 UTCFixed
Zogarth
2024-05-01 11:28:16 +0000 UTCFix
Zogarth
2024-05-01 11:28:09 +0000 UTCWatch this blow up in Yips face somehow
Thaynian
2024-05-01 11:26:19 +0000 UTCTFTC!
Cory Sauls
2024-05-01 11:22:17 +0000 UTCI can already see five-year-old Jake fighting a shark become multiversal lore haha Villy is gonna love this. Great chapter! I‘m curious how Adams and Jakes relationship is gonna develop in the future. With Jake getting faster and stronger it’s probably gonna be easier for him to visit his family.
bxbxx
2024-05-01 11:18:03 +0000 UTCUncle and nephew or niece time is always important
John Balman
2024-05-01 11:17:48 +0000 UTCAhh such a good chapter lol oh the woes of having to deal with a fanatical church haha
Steven Ramey
2024-05-01 11:15:43 +0000 UTCThanks for the chapter
Alex Gonzales
2024-05-01 11:14:49 +0000 UTCNot much to say about this one, just good ol family time.
Burkes
2024-05-01 11:14:45 +0000 UTCHis mom said "we wave coffee" should be "we have coffee"
Daniel Dorantes
2024-05-01 11:14:26 +0000 UTC“In the house next door, he saw Maja with three other women, as well as well as a group of seven kids.” As well twice
Burkes
2024-05-01 11:14:19 +0000 UTCTftc!
brennon Petersen
2024-05-01 11:13:58 +0000 UTCThat was too funny. Poor Jake! Thanks for the chapter!
Zizawah
2024-05-01 11:13:54 +0000 UTCI love how members of the Primordial Church make presystem fanatics look like skeptics.
Joshua Morris
2024-05-01 11:12:38 +0000 UTCThis chapter was truly excellent. Haven't laughed that hard for awhile. Thanks, I needed that.
Michael Fannon
2024-05-01 11:10:44 +0000 UTCNice to have a family reunion! Thanks for the chapter!
Strato Junon
2024-05-01 11:09:46 +0000 UTCWhere can I preorder the unauthorized biography? 😂
Clint
2024-05-01 11:08:46 +0000 UTCThankies for the chapie zogie
Phasmatic7
2024-05-01 11:08:10 +0000 UTC“Do you want anything to drink?” his mom asked. “We wave coffee and… a lot of different teas." Should be have instead of wave
Strato Junon
2024-05-01 11:06:06 +0000 UTCTftc, nearly snorted reading that one!
Pip Mitchell
2024-05-01 11:05:00 +0000 UTCThanks for the chapter
BlackRazaras
2024-05-01 11:03:05 +0000 UTCHa
Bob Fight
2024-05-01 10:59:22 +0000 UTCFirst
Bobtur
2024-05-01 10:58:15 +0000 UTC