D&D Court: Razzing Refs, Misty Mysteries and The Triple Trident Proceedings
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Dungeon Court is back in session! Join Justices Murphy, CaCawldwell and Gracklesford, as well as the Birdliff BluJake as they convene to pass judgement on your trials at the table!
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Sound Mixing and Editing by Trevor Lyon
Dungeon Court Theme Song by Sam Weiller
Comments
She was fully aware before I posted the case and was fine getting razzed lol
Jake bird man
2025-06-14 22:03:24 +0000 UTCI've never felt more for a dungeon court convict than I do for the ref. That poor girl tried so hard, and it was so close to being a fun, cute idea. But her joke didn't work, it got awkward, and now she got roasted for it in front of thousands of people. Lol
Michael Graham Abernathy
2025-06-05 18:30:04 +0000 UTCAfter listening to this episode I would be delighted to serve the court as science consultant whenever services are needed
Rebecca Greetis
2025-05-01 23:18:06 +0000 UTCMurph not knowing getting Emily’s Billie Eilish reference is peak romance
Melissa
2025-04-24 05:14:31 +0000 UTCConfession: I am that person who only orders food at Starbucks. And egg bites are my favorite 🙊
Anna Freitas
2024-11-08 23:00:31 +0000 UTCThe demon missing his hit and getting awkward was the FUNNIEST BID!! I laughed the hasrdest I’ve laughed in a year.
Bryan Salazar
2024-10-30 00:59:25 +0000 UTCJust a wild thing to drop with NO other context
DarkSnowman13
2024-10-28 14:10:24 +0000 UTCI don't usually comment but I want to tell you guys to keep laughing! Please laugh as much as you want! Your laughter makes me laugh, this is a comedy show and nothing makes me laugh harder than comedians (and friends) making each other laugh. Hearing each of you start to slightly laugh only to crack and let out a real gut buster absolutely makes my day!
Sturdy Beetle
2024-10-26 10:26:27 +0000 UTCVery good. Solid joke.
Steven S
2024-10-23 23:21:51 +0000 UTCInteresting. Interesting. So I’m wrong in two ways 🤣 gotta look into cheese more
Kal. Just Kal.
2024-10-23 14:10:49 +0000 UTCSorta. Cheese curds are formed because the proteins in milk clump together. If you let milk curdle that's a sort of cheese, but it happens because of pH changes, not water evaporating.
rattyG
2024-10-23 13:13:23 +0000 UTCIf this is stupid, no one address it, but don’t you get cheese (partially) by removing the water from milk? Like if you leave milk out in a room for too long (someone else, not me) the water would evaporate leaving a chunk of milk (cheese?)
Kal. Just Kal.
2024-10-23 02:52:21 +0000 UTCI live in small-town Canada. There is a popular, but unofficial hiking trail here. Theres a dude that lives by the trail and thinks it’s too close to his property, so he chases hikers away with a trident
Emz
2024-10-22 05:54:59 +0000 UTCThank you for your service
just a little bawn
2024-10-22 01:00:46 +0000 UTCI thought of that too
Meg
2024-10-21 20:28:45 +0000 UTCEmily, I love that you’re sad for the keys that don’t have doors. There’s a lot of us out here that do witchcraft with keys and give them purposes that might not exactly be a door to unlock on this physical world, but the keys get to be important nonetheless.
Meg
2024-10-21 20:27:16 +0000 UTC“Maybe the DM is going through something and needed to laugh.” That was a beautiful statement Caldwell
Alex modos
2024-10-21 17:26:14 +0000 UTCEasy answer for the demon part. Roll initiative ok demon has first. Roll to hit he does then this cinematic plays out. The looks into you and through you. You feel their gaze caress your soul. As you stand spell bound the demon reaches out one long clawed finger and runs it's nail down your chest. You feel it rend flesh and muscle and all is black. You awaken to your party finding you in the burned out remains of the cultists chamber. You are alive but a long black scar marks your chest and your party can feel an evil aura emanating from it. Your character is cursed. Your chest will start to hurt when the demon is near as your very soul is scared. Option 2 demon misses you say your line and run away.
GREYFOX!!!!!
2024-10-21 12:25:32 +0000 UTCIt seems like the 2 crew really likes Curse of Strahd. I’d love to see another Tomb of Horrors-esk livestream of Castle Ravenloft!!!
Mason McCauley
2024-10-20 23:11:27 +0000 UTCI can’t believe caw-cawdwell missed “I swooped her off her feet”
Brandon Stacks
2024-10-20 21:33:09 +0000 UTCYou could also just do health pips like 4-6 hits and optional rounds, then do ko's on crits if you really wanted to make faster boxing mechanics.
GGCoopie
2024-10-20 21:32:21 +0000 UTCFor the pit fight, they could’ve kept it basic mechanics, but made their constitution score their health
Spoon_the_anonymous
2024-10-20 18:28:01 +0000 UTCYeah you have to look at it with video game logic
Hammy
2024-10-20 16:07:23 +0000 UTCI hope caw cauldwell makes it to the main feed
Adam Scull
2024-10-20 15:02:57 +0000 UTCwell, facebook groups... be careful though, its a wild place.
華偉 曾
2024-10-20 11:19:17 +0000 UTCWhere do you usually find online games? I’ve been thinking about finding more casual online sessions but been nervous to try.
Jacob Ibarra
2024-10-20 05:04:35 +0000 UTCIs anyone else having trouble loading the short rest to this episode? It looks like it's up but never loads.
Lori P.
2024-10-20 03:40:42 +0000 UTCspeaking as a starbucks barista, a shocking number of people come in to just order our food
A.J.
2024-10-19 23:12:49 +0000 UTCSo funny that, after reading the Google definition of a mist, Murph saying that Milk mist or others would still be technically water. By the definition, any liquid can be a mist, if the droplets are tiny enough.
Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord - Rock the vote, baby!
2024-10-19 16:17:14 +0000 UTCThe comedy night DM situation sounds like they got the idea from that Dungeons and Daddies episode and tried to replicate it... But so so awfully
Zachary C.
2024-10-19 08:50:00 +0000 UTCi just want to share, i often join online sessions with strangers, some of them are actually amazing, players are engaging and fun, DM is great.
華偉 曾
2024-10-19 06:21:47 +0000 UTCguys i think we gotta get a chemist on the pod. next guest justice is just someone who got A's in o-chem.
Lindsey
2024-10-19 04:52:27 +0000 UTCVamp-In-A-Can®
Donoiw
2024-10-19 01:00:11 +0000 UTCIncluding eating crayons (jk) ;p
GGCoopie
2024-10-19 00:42:28 +0000 UTCOh man wouldn't spray paint also be considered a mist??? Spraying anything would be a mist form actually right?
GGCoopie
2024-10-19 00:40:25 +0000 UTCLol
GGCoopie
2024-10-19 00:38:21 +0000 UTCI am writing this from the safety of my home, 'mistaken tridentity' nearly made me crash my car I was laughing so hard. CAW CAAWWWLDWELL
GGCoopie
2024-10-19 00:37:47 +0000 UTCi love hearing about other people’s online games in a almost petty way that i know i shouldn’t but my online game is how i met my fiancee and someone i consider a brother and my closest friends and then i hear how some people act and im like. cmon now.
h moon
2024-10-19 00:04:05 +0000 UTCI don’t know anything about milk mist but I’m gonna use this as an opportunity to plug the best dessert in the world, Bingsu. It’s shaved ice but the ice is frozen milk instead of water.
Nia B
2024-10-18 23:48:38 +0000 UTCair fryers have to create some kind of non water oil mist
Michael Irvin
2024-10-18 23:11:46 +0000 UTCYes! We must! That sounds amazing! And like.. sweetened condensed milk is what’s used in fudge so I think this milk mist cotton candy might be genuinely incredibly delicious?
Kid Chaos, a distressing amount of chewing gum
2024-10-18 23:08:18 +0000 UTCWould a milk mist leave behind milk solids? Like you'd have powdered milk after?
Katie P.
2024-10-18 22:58:50 +0000 UTCre: the three tridents so many things in dnd don't make sense. you're carrying so much stuff all the time. if you want to be "strict" about this shit, the basic explorers bag can contain a max. of 30 pounds, yet the *default pack* contains 54, so if you're going hard-realistic on object carrying, your players wouldn't even get the most basic item. you simply have to suspend your disbelief or dnd does not work as a format
Ilana Galpert
2024-10-18 22:44:53 +0000 UTCRIP Boiling milk, you will be mist
TwoPuppetsTTV
2024-10-18 22:40:04 +0000 UTCAmuse my bouche with your magnificent milk mist! I’m surprised precogs didn’t come up
Pali Endi
2024-10-18 22:12:05 +0000 UTCThey missed the chance to say so cawcawdered
Bucket_Master
2024-10-18 22:07:42 +0000 UTCStrahd's mist form is obviously made from vape juice
Chase
2024-10-18 21:59:06 +0000 UTCLowly bailiff Dghayqe
Timothy Gross
2024-10-18 21:49:08 +0000 UTCIf it’s other quirks that are similar it may be a situation where she thinks an idea is interesting and the development/introspection ends there and possible that she was like “well they didn’t make me laugh yet so I wait bc it’s the directive I gave and they must achieve” which then the advice Murph gave about adjusting to how it’s going (the advice about the hand to hand combat case would be good for her to hear)
Shel B Kennas now 1st fav sprite girl. Triss hard seltzer, more like PISS hard seltzer. Congrats Tanner Wolffe Fam
2024-10-18 21:46:55 +0000 UTCYeah in hindsight my DM probably didn't have anything planned. But at the same time, there are a lot of weird quirks my DM had with their sessions/campaign that makes me question if that was the actual reason. 😅
Shawn Harrison
2024-10-18 21:44:14 +0000 UTCI can't believe our stupid milk mist conversation lead to me learning such an incredibly cool fact. This rules. ~Caldwell
Not Another D&D Podcast
2024-10-18 21:31:12 +0000 UTCGive me a MIST! You got your mist, you got your milk!
Doctor Ransom
2024-10-18 21:28:37 +0000 UTCRahd is a lot tougher than Strahd, though. They will need help from the best DMPC of all time, Ryan Urphy, in order to keep up.
Benjamin P Parson Gomberg
2024-10-18 21:24:42 +0000 UTCWe can turn metals into a mist. It's how we coat things before we put them into an electron scanning microscope. So, in conclusion: Magic
Donoiw
2024-10-18 20:43:32 +0000 UTCThey think I'm going to be pissed about milk mist. I'm actually livid. They didn't sing Ocean avenue every time yellow card got brought up.
Shane H
2024-10-18 20:06:15 +0000 UTCCreate/Destroy water explicitly affects fog, not mist. Open and shut case.
PastaCortez
2024-10-18 19:07:18 +0000 UTCDM has to put Pantsdergreens into their campaign now
Joe Howard
2024-10-18 18:59:13 +0000 UTCfirst Jake and Tucker, now Murph and CACAWdwell. NADDPOD is just becoming a real hotspot for getting cucked
Borgar
2024-10-18 18:49:39 +0000 UTCDid the 'This is a Headgum podcast" change?
Argonautica
2024-10-18 18:44:09 +0000 UTCThe real ignorance is a pedantic cleric who doesn't even know that not all vapor is water vapor :P
Wyred
2024-10-18 18:10:17 +0000 UTCFor milk mist cotton candy: evaporated and condensed milk have most of the water removed and form a sticky syrup, similar to melted sugar in a cotton candy machine. So it might be possible depending how the fat and protein in milk handle the heating and cooling that forms the fine strands of cotton candy... It would definitely be possible just using lactose, aka "milk sugar" instead of sucrose, aka regular sugar. I can try making a test batch for science if we really must know.
Wyred
2024-10-18 18:05:51 +0000 UTCGenuinely “your friends never think about you… but in a good way!” Is such a wonderfully healing thought to have. “Are they ghosting me cause they’re mad at me” nah dawg they’re busy. It’s all good.
Katie Starke
2024-10-18 18:03:55 +0000 UTCDang those three tridents would weigh like 12 lbs no way in the first hell is that fighter going to carry that much weight!!! Hurr
Ryan
2024-10-18 16:57:53 +0000 UTCcawcalbatraldwell
sage penelopy
2024-10-18 16:53:43 +0000 UTCi work at starbucks. if someone brought a trident in we’d probably act nonchalant about it then talk about you the second you’re out the door
Crits
2024-10-18 16:51:53 +0000 UTCthat’s when strahds twin brother rahd comes in. you can tell the difference bc he has a handlebar mustache
Crits
2024-10-18 16:50:30 +0000 UTCWow, Jake, that was a really smart question for such a lowly bailiff.
Courtney F.
2024-10-18 16:40:44 +0000 UTC2 hours is insane surely after 5 minutes your social skills kick in and you realize this was a horrible idea...
JSmurf
2024-10-18 15:25:37 +0000 UTCRE: the "make me laugh case" i think any time a DM is requiring people to step outside the normal mechanics they should in fact give clear instruction and people time to prepare before the next session. Such as: comedy routines, pvp battle royale, an ocean 11's esque heist, a bachelor themed episode, etc. Anything that isnt dice rolling or within the limits of normal role play demands to give people time to prep it. I will say Emily nailed it; the person probably didnt have much prepped and this was them buying time but then it just kept going too long and they had to sit with their consequences.
Shel B Kennas now 1st fav sprite girl. Triss hard seltzer, more like PISS hard seltzer. Congrats Tanner Wolffe Fam
2024-10-18 15:16:34 +0000 UTCAs a mechanical engineer, I can confirm that throwing a trident wouldn't be any more difficult than throwing a javelin because of aerodynamics. The difficulty of throwing either a javelin or a trident comes from the balance point of either. The aerodynamics of the two would be similar as they are both symmetrical and the drag forces are balanced across each axis.
Terrell Swanson
2024-10-18 15:06:34 +0000 UTCCAWCAW!!
BillyBatson
2024-10-18 14:56:29 +0000 UTCI've never before been so grateful that my DM is a former marine. The number of times we've talked about "is that reasonable for a character to be able to do?" and he's been like "I've done that as just a regular human person, so yeah."
xatlern
2024-10-18 14:50:54 +0000 UTCReferee story person: have your whole party secretly show up with ref shirts and you all throw yellow cards and whistle at the dm. Cast counter-razz!
Kevin P.
2024-10-18 14:36:34 +0000 UTCBrian not understanding mist is truly hilarious. Buddy glossed right over oil being made into a mist and is so fixated on water content i was almost crying from laughter lmao
Jesse Smith
2024-10-18 14:31:47 +0000 UTCHell, you could have metallic mist. That's how welders get chromium poisoning and the like
Cody Zimmer
2024-10-18 14:20:49 +0000 UTCBefore even listening to ep, the bird puns in the description (and specifically the fact that Murph's name doesn't have one) speak volumes to the bit the crew must have been on, to the chagrin of our favorite city pigeon.
Will M.
2024-10-18 14:14:17 +0000 UTCI can see the real world logic of why carrying multiple long weapons would be improbable, and it gets easily solved by a free level one homebrew magic item that I was going to give to my players, a magic belt that stashes your weapons on your back like they do in every movie ever.
Jor Elare
2024-10-18 14:02:43 +0000 UTCDay n Night the lowly bailiff seems to free his mind and life.
Glenn Dowdle
2024-10-18 13:47:29 +0000 UTCHEMP!
DisimpressedHippo
2024-10-18 13:46:49 +0000 UTC“You saw my wang? You must die.” Welcome to Wal-Mart!
Bryce Peterson
2024-10-18 13:39:16 +0000 UTCIf the paladin had said "Get in my belly!" to the demon, would the DM have been justified then in his one shot of justice?!?
Hammies
2024-10-18 13:24:04 +0000 UTCWas there no punishment for the first case? I'm still listening, but asking immediately because.
RobTheFarm
2024-10-18 13:22:11 +0000 UTCThis makes me think that Murph now has his own timezone which I also will never be able to convert to central time. Lol thank you for that :)
Toni
2024-10-18 13:18:23 +0000 UTCIn this episode we see the 2 crew reinvent vaping
Ricky the Moist
2024-10-18 13:14:00 +0000 UTCi feel like everyone moved past the marshmallow mist comment too fast so i just want to say that it would probably be delicious
alli
2024-10-18 13:06:57 +0000 UTCThis was posted around midnight Murph-time. Not super late from what we've heard about his schedule lol
Kellyd
2024-10-18 13:02:28 +0000 UTCIf the trident case is a gladiator inspired build then the gladiators who used tridents didnt use them as throwing weapons. They would throw a net and then stab entangled opopponent.
Molly
2024-10-18 12:39:08 +0000 UTCMan, the judges didn’t really mention it but like.. what was that cleric’s best case scenario? They one shot Strahd at third level and then what? I haven’t played curse of Strahd, but it seems like Strahd is in fact a very integral part of it
Kid Chaos, a distressing amount of chewing gum
2024-10-18 12:23:17 +0000 UTCI love "it is harder for a commoner to turn milk into mist" as the new "it is harder for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle". Give me that alliteration babyyyy
Amy Bergeron
2024-10-18 12:05:17 +0000 UTC🎵Best part of waking up is naddpod in your queue🎵
Steven Powers
2024-10-18 11:07:06 +0000 UTCHEMP
Declan Konesky
2024-10-18 11:06:50 +0000 UTCThis mist problem reminds me of putting whiskey in my bong in high school. Spoilers. It tasted sweet and I got high
Declan Konesky
2024-10-18 11:06:33 +0000 UTCYOU GOT YOUR HEMP 🙌🏼 YOU GOT YOUR MIST 🙌🏼
AXWH
2024-10-18 10:30:56 +0000 UTCAbsolutely insane caw-cases this ep
Moonhead
2024-10-18 10:07:55 +0000 UTCA batch of absolutely wild cases this session.
Featherweight
2024-10-18 08:38:20 +0000 UTCso many of these cases are psychotic lol
malo
2024-10-18 08:21:19 +0000 UTCI would LOOOOOVE apple juice mist!
Jette Nielsen
2024-10-18 08:12:11 +0000 UTCYES I LOVE DND COURT FUCK YEAH
Dominic Delzompo
2024-10-18 08:10:38 +0000 UTCI hope these are like auto dropped, and not poor Murph staying up like super late (early? Timezones are hard and I know what time it is here but not there)
Toni
2024-10-18 08:01:55 +0000 UTCAlways know its a naddpod drop when its at midnight
Krillwizard
2024-10-18 07:26:55 +0000 UTCOh my days, the timing!! Just what I needed on a tired Friday morningggggg
frazninja
2024-10-18 07:18:01 +0000 UTC
