Surprise Round! - Blue Yoda
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Welcome to Surprise Round! A show inspired by our love of unhinged hypotheticals. Join Discussion Master Tanner as he leads his crew of Rowdy Rounders through a series of wild scenarios that may or MAY NOT feature M&M eggs.
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Sound Mixing and Editing by Trevor Lyon
Comments
Obviously I'm just going to eat a bunch of termites before hand and eat the door absolutely no problem
Mark
2024-10-23 03:43:37 +0000 UTCFrom Google "To convert 60 pounds of sawdust to volume, you need to know the bulk density of the sawdust, which is typically around 10-20 pounds per cubic foot; using a middle value of 15 pounds per cubic foot, 60 pounds of sawdust would roughly equal 4 cubic feet." I could absolutely eat a door in a year.
riley chalk
2024-10-19 07:39:58 +0000 UTCMurph saying “I’m not going to a second location” has me dying laughing.
Papa Taylor
2024-10-12 05:44:15 +0000 UTCSo doing some math, assuming a solid oak door weighs 67 lbs (for a door of average size) you'd need to eat about .36 lbs of door a day to get out of jail in 6 months. 3-4 pounds of food per day total is pretty common for Americans, so you're replacing a good chunk of your daily food with door (assuming you're replacing instead of adding.) it is low enough that if you ground it into a fine sawdust you could probably mix it in with sauces and pastas and stuff without it being *too* intrusive, but still enough that if you just tried to eat it straight you'd have a terrible time.
Gearbox
2024-10-11 18:48:13 +0000 UTCwell, murph did suggest adding another 100 of his own money but even then, probably not enough
Toblerone. jpg
2024-10-11 07:33:31 +0000 UTCPlease please please look at this. It’s a real grinch costume scenario
Timothy Gross
2024-10-10 23:13:37 +0000 UTChttps://www.facebook.com/share/p/xAYt82WjjAmbMrCo/?mibextid=WC7FNe
Timothy Gross
2024-10-10 23:13:13 +0000 UTCEating oak wood is poison, other woods you could maybe do but oak has a lot of toxins to humans
Slappy Dave
2024-10-09 15:27:33 +0000 UTCI feel like the "can you eat wood" search broke Google, cus you can use wood chips and sawdust to smoke meats, but you don't literally just sprinkle it on the meat, unless your trying to eat a door that is
Simon Hughes
2024-10-08 12:34:43 +0000 UTCNo way $100 is enough to clear out a CVS M&M supply
Elijah E
2024-10-07 18:08:53 +0000 UTCMy dad made a group of friends back on theforce.net forums in the early 2000s... they were called the Blue Yoda Society... what does Caldwell know?
Mary W
2024-10-07 16:44:41 +0000 UTCHow much door would a doorchuck chuck, if a doorchuck could chuck door -to get time off of its prison sentence?
Jojo
2024-10-06 20:32:18 +0000 UTCSomewhere in my mom’s house i have a plush doll of Yoda as Stitch that i got from Eurodisney. Tragically it’s green, but still very topical to current naddpod discourse 😂
Li I
2024-10-06 15:18:16 +0000 UTCI never noticed it before but now all of the M&M mascots terrify me
Cooper Erikson
2024-10-06 14:43:24 +0000 UTC“He does have flesh arms” is sending me
Charlotte G
2024-10-06 04:30:40 +0000 UTCWhen I was growing up, my dad would always joke that he was going to start a business called “thunder pants” which is the thunder shirt for dogs but pants. He thought this was hysterical and would make himself laugh every time. It’s the only thing I can think of whenever I hear someone mention thunder shirts.
Ollie Sandrey
2024-10-05 17:57:20 +0000 UTCre: sonic media, i NEED yall to check out the song One Ok Rock made for the newest sonic game, called Vandalize. bcos imo it's right in that perfectly confusing but not bad choice. the song is amazing, i already listened to & love One Ok Rock, they put on the best live show i've ever seen! but go listen to Vandalize & tell me you would ever assume it was made for sonic unless you already knew! the uncensored version obviously bcos the difference between the normal song & what actually got put in the game is hilarious
ursa
2024-10-05 05:30:38 +0000 UTC24:51 The M&Mplications
Ev
2024-10-05 03:37:13 +0000 UTCCaldwell! Yellow M&M has a big peanut inside not an almond! Your haters are feasting on m&ms right now.
Glenn Dowdle
2024-10-05 02:08:02 +0000 UTCWas expecting The Grinch to pop up when Caldwell mentioned the green drink that Mamoa ordered
Ben jamming
2024-10-05 01:36:34 +0000 UTCHahaha I love that I'm on the council of elders and I get this nonsense 🤣 😂 😆 !!!! Love it !
BillyBatson
2024-10-05 01:29:11 +0000 UTCI had to pause this episode and watch the Punkd videos mention on YouTube
Tyler Board
2024-10-04 23:47:59 +0000 UTCI agree
Liza
2024-10-04 22:01:47 +0000 UTCI’m never sure when the image of a pants-less toddler peeing near some trees will suddenly pop into my head, but then the Puddle of Mudd reference shows up. Great episode!
Bryce Peterson
2024-10-04 20:44:18 +0000 UTCMan's wit is as sharp as his jawline.
Colin Walker
2024-10-04 20:17:21 +0000 UTCThe door question was tough just because 2 years isn’t that long. But the same question with a 10 year prison sentence I think makes it harder.
Robert
2024-10-04 19:00:35 +0000 UTCIn response to what Jake said about what it would take for it to be worth it for him. For the door-eating to take 6 months, you would have to eat 180 grams of door per day. (About equivalent in weight to 8 nature valley bars)
Colton D
2024-10-04 17:52:15 +0000 UTCYou guys need to watch the Snapcube Sonic 2006 fandub on youtube. As a Sonic fan it is the best way to absorb that game and understand all the insanity
Michael Beck
2024-10-04 17:48:35 +0000 UTCAnother too clever Caldwell zinger that flies under the radar
Hammy
2024-10-04 17:48:31 +0000 UTCFor a standard size oak door that is 80”x36”x1” , the volume would be about 0.05 meters cubed. The density of oak wood is around 700kg per meter cubed. Therefore the door would weigh around 33kg (or 72.75 lbs) If you ate an equal amount of the door every day for two years, you would have to eat about 45 grams of door per day. Thus, for the door option to be worth it, you would have to know that you are able eat more than 45 grams (or 1.6 oz) of wood per day consistently. (That amount is about equivalent in weight to two nature valley bars) Do with this information what you will.
Colton D
2024-10-04 17:43:20 +0000 UTC29:32 the way Murph says “motherfucker” made me lol
Sam
2024-10-04 17:10:29 +0000 UTCI’d be worried it was a weird little monkey they dyed blue
Maya B
2024-10-04 17:09:58 +0000 UTCSpoilers!
Ben Perry
2024-10-04 17:01:33 +0000 UTCI know there wasn’t a grinch in this episode, but I could feel his presence lurking
Hammy
2024-10-04 16:12:36 +0000 UTCIn regards to wild Sonic lore, let's not forget that one game that has an ending where evil Sonic (Shadow the Hedgehog ) kills himself with his own guns after you play as him for the entire game
Babbles The Clown
2024-10-04 15:28:34 +0000 UTCFor the next Surprise Round, they should have all four cast members come in with one prompt and then have one user-submitted one as a bonus
Spencer
2024-10-04 15:13:07 +0000 UTCHappy birthday Murph (the 3rd)
Lorelei The Succubi and Kyra The succulent snack
2024-10-04 15:06:38 +0000 UTCCutting directly could be hard, and I agree it would be near impossible to do, but it is an open-pored wood meaning that if you were going to try it the coleslaw method would probably be the way to go.
Hornleaf
2024-10-04 14:43:16 +0000 UTCLast week I learned: Trader Joe's is one of the few chain grocery stores that is zealously on the lookout for mystery shoppers, and removes any who are taking photos.
Tamara Salas-Tull
2024-10-04 14:23:41 +0000 UTCNow you have me looking at the weight of wood doors and how many grams/day of wood you'd need to consume for it to be worth it. William Osman's "how many grams of sawdust can you put in a rice crispy before people notice" video is a great reference for how much wood people can reasonably eat with prep...
Gearbox
2024-10-04 14:23:36 +0000 UTCMy M&M wish is to be able to eat wood like an apple for my upcoming prison sentence
Katherine
2024-10-04 13:31:12 +0000 UTCI'd listen to a mix bag about MtG and Emily going crazy over her favorite cards
Ghost
2024-10-04 13:13:44 +0000 UTC"Magic is real and Yoda is blue" has the same energy as "magic is real and so is my frog"
Ghost
2024-10-04 13:12:22 +0000 UTC'A glass of sawdust everyday' a week later you're in the prison hospital with a case of terminal constipation
Mountain Dew Or Crab Juice
2024-10-04 13:07:52 +0000 UTCi have such vivid memories of watching my brother play the sonic werewolf game
Hannah
2024-10-04 12:44:09 +0000 UTCIf I could sit in a room and avoid GenPop, I’m eating that door. I will figure it out lol
Derrick Collins
2024-10-04 12:26:50 +0000 UTCPunk'n Idaho? Shit, Caldwell. That got me.
Colin Walker
2024-10-04 12:09:36 +0000 UTC1) It's October. It's time for the return to Twilight Sanctorum. 2) Happy Birthday Murph. 27 is gonna be a big year!!!
Ben Herman
2024-10-04 12:03:14 +0000 UTCyou could probably take a serrated knife and apple peeler to pine or another softer wood but even then you'd be in hell
Aiyana
2024-10-04 11:59:01 +0000 UTCan extremely fatal flaw of the door question is that it's made of oak. some actual power tools have trouble getting through it. your serrated knife? done. your apple peeler? Just scraping against it pointlessly. there's no way you could even make saw dust from oak without actual wood working tools. and you definitely can't bite it lol
Aiyana
2024-10-04 11:56:02 +0000 UTCOoh that sounds like fun. I second this idea
Squirrelly Girlie the not very girlie squirrel
2024-10-04 11:19:29 +0000 UTCMedford yearns for the band of boobs
Jake Alcott
2024-10-04 10:31:33 +0000 UTCHow did they get Stone Cold to come on the show?! So cool, good job Murph!
Andy Johnson
2024-10-04 10:06:38 +0000 UTCunrelated video https://youtu.be/V2wf_XdA6AE?feature=shared&t=529
HN
2024-10-04 09:55:46 +0000 UTCI work in film in NZ where Aqua Mans has just produced like 3 or 4 projects here (I worked on one) and from what I’ve heard round the water cooler the first surprise round is not that far off
Kate-Rose
2024-10-04 07:16:30 +0000 UTCAll this MTG talk makes me want some kind of Magic mixed bag
Weston Thorman
2024-10-04 07:07:25 +0000 UTCI have a wood shop and I can tell you with confidence that you could not eat an oak door with only a fork and knife in any reasonable amount of time.
Hornleaf
2024-10-04 06:12:26 +0000 UTCA full door of Charcoal sweet Blur Hile?!?!
Captain Morgan Pirate Wizard
2024-10-04 05:02:23 +0000 UTCI NEED an 8 Bit Book Club episode on Sonic Underground!
Frisky Macaw
2024-10-04 03:41:52 +0000 UTC“Ivo Kintobor” / “Ovi Robotnik” After his Robotnik name blunders in the Gex one-shot, Murph just popping off a couple of lowercase L’s for himself here. Big whoops.
Sam Ninegar
2024-10-04 03:36:11 +0000 UTCI'm with Jake on Bloda, I'm going to krogers, assuming this is one of those weird Trader Joe's things I'm unwilling to understand, and never speaking of it
Kellyd
2024-10-04 03:34:30 +0000 UTCYay! Happy Birthday Murph!
Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord - Rock the vote, baby!
2024-10-04 03:17:35 +0000 UTCI'm gonna grinch!
Allen S
2024-10-04 02:58:02 +0000 UTCMy Thursday night just got a LOT better 🤩
The Fun Yaunt
2024-10-04 02:49:40 +0000 UTCThank you
CorndogRamsay
2024-10-04 02:49:35 +0000 UTCwowowowiw
K
2024-10-04 02:42:19 +0000 UTCLet’s go!
Dominick Twombly
2024-10-04 02:41:35 +0000 UTC
