Surprise Round! - Oops! All Uncles Edition

me, to Chappell Roan: look at my mime wounds!!!

Murph

Like Gary said, the animals like it.

Shel B Kennas 1st fav sprite girl! Torn between never wanting Skaldova to end and excitement for Duncle + Triplets to return

if that's your only exposure to SS, that's on you

Summer Tribe

I cannot fucking believe that Emily called Grinch vs Thor specifically. happened in '92, they called him Groonk also Murph, you're a coward for not sticking to your guns. the sony films fucking suck

Summer Tribe

And you get your ass kicked twice

Mark

Install a pet cam and spy on that green weirdo. Tbh, I genuinely think that my cats would like the grinch

Emma Edmunds

Little mammoths existed, they were the last woolly mammoths, and lived on Wrangle Island, north of Siberia. They were waddling around till about 2,000 BCE, so feasibly Minoans, Mycenaeans, Assyrians, New Kingdom Egyptians, and Shang Dynasty Chinese could all have faced a similar predicament, if only they were actively trading with the Chukchi people of Siberia.

Nikolaus Cox

just wanted to say thanks for the crash/time travel hypothetical, posing it saved a family dinner

rbx

You can use the 1hr rewind to rewind it after. Crash kicks your ass then rewind and set a trap for him then off him!

Jesse De La Rosa

my mom is a funeral director and she wants you to know that's now how caskets work. caskets are usually stored in vaults, which are heavy as hell and need machinery to be lifted up. furthermore, most caskets need keys to open them up. you could potentially open the vault and casket with tools, but that would be more premeditated. the best bet would be to steal the card at the open casket rather than at the graveyard

robouiop

I’ve started my constant refresh

Hashtaggles

Glad to hear you love the coin, even happier to hear i managed to find a way annoy Murph haha

Michael Glander

Wait so is my dickhead Uncle Craig Post Malone?? That's wild, he seemed like such a nice man. :(

Jack Campau

Came here to say this

VinylVamp

Nah no matter what you do, you still get your ass kicked. You can’t get around that restriction at all

Rageboots

A tiktok news show of murph going around asking people on the street surprise round questions would go crazy

Noah Mccullough

Yes King

Mynne Maxine

Chappel Roan mentioned

Bugbear Gravene

Totally take the crash curse, maybe get a gun and just gun him down in the woods when he inevitably comes. Maybe hang out outside a police station, so they get involved and can't help but take him out because he won't stop until I'm womped.

Adam D

CALDWELL!!!! PHANTOM MENACE ONE-SHOT WHERE EVERYTHING IS EXACTLY THE SAME EXCEPT QUI-GIN AND OBI-WAN ARE THE TRIPLETS PLEASE!!!!!!

Colby Greer

I think maybe it could be a complimentary thing. Like you see someone do something impressive and go like "Damn look at Johnny over there. Hell could be the Grinch himself."

Moonhead

A group of elephants is either a herd, a memory, or a parade

Vampire the Assquerade

Maybe you should use your hour time reset to let Crash Bandicoot kick your ass again. TELL HIM THIS IS WHY YOU WANTED THE POWER IN THE FIRST PLACE. He will probably think it is a sex thing and will feel so uncomfortable that he won’t beat your ass anymore.

Joseph

I cannot wait for crash bandicoot to absolutely womp me at my wedding

Matty H

Elephants have also been seen recognizing the phases of the moon!

Magestain

I have accumulated so many of these for times when the whole group can't make D&D, but yet people always seem to prefer to just not meet up for some reason

Rebecca Neal

DO IT

Virginia Phelps

Absolutely. I had to dig a hole once that was less than 1/4 the size of a grave (concrete footings for a porch, nothing weird) and it took so long that I think I tricked someone else into finishing it.

Virginia Phelps

*immediately* googled elf with a 10 page backstory and bought that shit. We love an edgelord, we love a 1-page TRRPG. I can't wait to play it!

Virginia Phelps

It’s on the bonus content!!

Shel B Kennas 1st fav sprite girl! Torn between never wanting Skaldova to end and excitement for Duncle + Triplets to return

Universal has the theme park rights to Marvel, but they can't update it to include anything past the time that the deal was made so the Marvel area is permanently stuck in the aestheic of the late 90s

Aidan Boyle

Oh that took me like 6 times rereading it to get what you were trying to say. You don’t have subscribe on the higher tiers. That’s just if you want to support them more. That’s my opinion though.

Meapyboy1234567

Brock Anderson

100% steal Uncle Craig's card. I asked a coworker the Crash/Time Power conundrum his response was "I use the time rewind to blast Crash Bandicoot" I said, "Every year?" He said, "Yup."

Samuel

So weird hearing Uncle Craig be a dick, as I am an Uncle, and my name is Craig. Uncle Craig, not the asshole one, says you can take that card for sure.

DisimpressedHippo

I already grew up with siblings so getting a ass kicking once a year is just a lighter version of my childhood. I'd use the first year to set myself up for life via gambling and then every year after that I just take a beating from Crash for the chance to save people. Edit: Oh and why remove the dramatic music from the question segment? It was fun :(

thatoneguy

Crash will keep you humble

Declane Gilhooley

i mean this is kinda rude, is it not? Plus Chappell and Sabrina are in the top ten hot songs + headlining major venues. You'd have to be intentionally edge lord avoiding media right now to not know their names.

Shel B Kennas 1st fav sprite girl! Torn between never wanting Skaldova to end and excitement for Duncle + Triplets to return

Caldwell name dropping both Chappell Roan and Sabrina Carpenter tells me that he too, is a 30 something who probably watches too much TikTok to try and stay hip and relevant, lol

Alec Posta

Chapel Roan mention gagged me Caldwell I was not familiar with your game

Liu

Would you say that to truly beat the mime, you’d have to get him to…say uncle?

Marni Russell

I cant believe the absolute ride they went on with my question--from emily's soft hearted sweetness about bowie all the way to "im hiring a private investigator" and Jakes "Gary doesnt come inside the house, I just close the door" LMAO Thanks for picking my question, Jake!!

Shel B Kennas 1st fav sprite girl! Torn between never wanting Skaldova to end and excitement for Duncle + Triplets to return

"Hugh-ge mistake, Tanner... Huuuugh-ge"

Shel B Kennas 1st fav sprite girl! Torn between never wanting Skaldova to end and excitement for Duncle + Triplets to return

At that point he’s probably just hitting you once. Murph said it’s not hospital visit worthy

Thomas Hegarty

After you win in roulette crash is gonna beat your ass and do the spin move and your chips are going to go everywhere

Mynne Maxine

Can't believe nobody asked if Crash would use his spin to beat you up.

ACK

Im gonna just posit some of the phrases that popped into my mind while listening: Grinchella, Grinchell Roan, Green Pony Club (grinch-coded), Brian Murgrinch, Grinchily Axford, Grinchwell Tanner, Jake Hurgrinch. Happy pride month I hope no one reads this stream of thought I just had to eject it somewhere.

Jacob B.

The thought of Caldwell being scolded by Chappell Roan

Amanda O'Brien

Can't believe Murph likes the silver surfer. The guy who fights a cloud. Can't wait to @ him

Mynne Maxine

Aw, I miss the reality tv sound editing

Shan

This series has desensitized me to the Grinch because I would trust them with my life by this point

Shane C

A scenario no one thought about ifs what if you rewind time to save a loved one and that's the time crash appears

Steve Baer

Grinch+Wrench= Grench 🙄

Elias Roessler

Gotta factor into the Crash scenario that, at some point, you’re gonna be a 95 year old who is gonna be getting your ass beat by Crash Bandicoot and has zero purpose for an hour rewind.

Samuel Ryan

I’m a Murph. I’m a loomer.

Samuel Ryan

speaking from experience (I'm an archaeologist I SWEAR) Murph is totally underestimating the time it would take for one person to manually re-dig a grave enough to steal something out if it to then re-bury it

Hannah

For the Crash Bandicoot one, I definitely spend my first time rewind to go back after he beats my ass and lay a bunch of traps, arm myself with weapons, etc. I refuse to fight fair and I will get rid of Crash

Xacris

The mime one is like a short horror story to me 😭😭😭

Ollie

Caldwell mentioning immersion 5 mins in… someone’s seen Jenny Nicholson’s new vid 🫡

Frank

Murph is back hating films. Typical

Adam Kepper

You can't buy a ticket 1 hour before draw

Adam Kepper

Just take the crash deal and use it immediately to make money until you’re comfortable and then you can sit on it.

Thomas Hegarty

I think surprise round is fun but not for as often as they’ve done it. Bring back tortle tank!!

Mitch M

Can the Grinch Klump? Probably not. But he CAN Grump.

Annie B

universal only has the movie rights to the hulk and i believe namor the submariner solo, that's why there hasn't been a hulk solo movie since 2008. Disney can only use those characters in team up movies or tv shows

CanibalisticPenny

Yall gotta watch morbius as a mix bag now

iamnotjackblack

Sports betting? Nah. The lotto. Learn the numbers and then hit the jackpot. Really only need to do it once

Mitch Belile

Caldwell referencing Chappell Roan at Grinchella was so crazy

Jack Francis West

Caldwell turning the funeral heist into the movie "Now You See Me"

Myka

Go to bed, Brian.

Miranda B, Crick DVM

This is truly my favorite episode format you guys do outside of the actual plays. Just my exact kind of humor. A+ all arround

BeanCurdHero

Pondering how i could casually work "Hell it could be the Grinch himself." Into my daily vernacular

Moonhead

Eagerly awaiting the Grinchening once again

Moonhead

the murphster's at it again

Tosha Diamond-Huey

First

Roger medina

New to Patreon, super happy this comes out so early

Ryan Simeoli

Ok loomer

Sawyer Bernard

Very fun but more 8bit book club please

Ethan Buhain

spoiler: he did, 36 seconds later

frogwithhumanhands

Yuuuur

IMRYAN

"May or may not feature the Grinch." So it definitely has the Grinch

Hamerin

I'm just starting the episode and i'm pretty sure the grinch is gonna show up

frogwithhumanhands

Best part of working 3rd shift is Thursday night!

Geeksforlunch

I work nights and every Thursday I feverishly refresh Patreon in hopes they get posted late for Jake but early for me.

Hashtaggles

Visiting fam in the central time zone means I’m for once up late enough to catch the ep drop!!

Holden Spencer

I’m only here so Murph knows he’s not the only one up late

Kork Horf

same

kosmic

So here for this on a Friday afternoon (Australia)

Shane Murphy