D&D Court: Psychic Kittens and Abyssal Chickens
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Dungeon Court is back in session! Join Justices Murphy, Tanner and the newly appointed Justice Hurwitz, as well as the Generous and Benevolent Bailiff Axford as they pass judgement on your trials at the table.
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I’m certainly very late on this, but followers of Scientology HATE Xenu. Like, he plans to destroy the world. They HATE that guy. Even the person joking about it doesn’t even know what they’re doing lol
Lyra Costell
2023-09-11 23:45:25 +0000 UTCOMG! I'm the DM with the Tom Cruise player - thank you so much for trying my case!!! I am incredibly honored to have been heard by the court and humbled by your kind words and gracious ruling. (I will send an update in the next submission 😁)
Maura O'Leary
2022-02-08 07:05:35 +0000 UTC"Hey be easy on me this is the first time I've ever DMed a game." "Uh actually this is now a Tom Cruise missionary isekai."
Anthony
2022-02-05 03:52:51 +0000 UTCI wouldn't quit my job, but I'd sell my mother
Aidan Skipper-Martinez
2022-02-01 22:38:39 +0000 UTCI'm just listening to this now, but I beg of you. BEG. Please come to Miami. I desperately want to see you all live.
Aidan Skipper-Martinez
2022-02-01 22:38:16 +0000 UTCthe abyssal chicken story is such a bummer lmao. I think if I were that wizard, I would've had my character leave the party and I would've left the game. It feels like such a trap for the DM to encourage your chicken wrangling dreams and then just.... let the entire party be against you and murder your familiar
Katherine Finn
2022-01-31 13:10:00 +0000 UTCI will absolutely quit my job to attend a show in Miami where I am at.
2022-01-31 00:54:40 +0000 UTCPrancer was my favorite xmas movie as a kid
tautcarabiner
2022-01-29 20:27:23 +0000 UTCFlashbacks to being scared of the movie Prancer
Bransy330
2022-01-29 14:12:50 +0000 UTCAbyssal chicken is all thigh meat.
Emilia
2022-01-29 13:24:14 +0000 UTCMy mom was a middle school coach, and naturally, I stole so many whistles and stopwatches from her. There is an untapped level of power that fills you when a stopwatch and whistle hanging from your neck and a click counter clutched in your palm. Add a windbreaker and mesh shorts for full effect.
AmberDextrous!
2022-01-29 08:38:01 +0000 UTCGod the phrase "I assure you I'm a peer for the day" is seared in my mind it was so hilarious. Going from a position of authority and disapproval to instantly plaintively and desperately calling for respect while undercutting yourself by calling yourself a peer for the day. Love that Hardwon/Jake and Amir energy Jake can bring when delivering those lines.
tyalaman
2022-01-29 06:44:09 +0000 UTCThe fault with this precedent is the assumption that Santa's workshop, arguably the most coveted building in the world, does not lock its doors. I'd like to see blitzen operate a set of keys each time he needs to open a door
Travis Perkins
2022-01-29 03:04:00 +0000 UTCThe phrase "When youre fucking Santa Claus" and "fucking" is a verb not an adjective
Maya B
2022-01-29 01:07:44 +0000 UTCRegarding the reindeer case.... I'm surprised murph didn't use the air bud precedent. Missed opportunity
Nathaniel Thomas
2022-01-29 01:02:06 +0000 UTC
