Mixed Bag of Holding: Tub Brisket Character Workshop

me this morning with caldwell becoming a dog bc of the eyes alone

Shel B Kennas 1st fav sprite girl! Torn between never wanting Skaldova to end and excitement for Duncle + Triplets to return

It’s been 3 years, why is this still so funny 🤣

CommodoreBlue

...You're not alone.

Allen S

On god, this is my 5th time watching this…

Joelle H

2.5 years late but Em's character is Bridget from Hot Date, no?!

Kellyd

These would make such good sexy Halloween costumes

Liu

Shout out the Iowan Crew!

Jareth

Fun fact, Bowie actually didn't have heterochromatic eyes. He got into a fight with a friend over a girl in highschool and was punched in the face. The damage caused his left iris to stay permanently blown out and created the illusion that one of his eyes were two different colors.

does anyone know where to find the module for this? I've been wanting to start dming forever but have been too nervous to try. This is definitely the kick i needed, i desperately want tub brisket to be the first campaign i run i beg of you

Ollie Scott

Were you all able to release the pdf?!

Kevin Cassidy

Why does no one mention Scooby-Dum, Scooby-Doo's stupid cousin?

Omg I cried laughing so hard on this. I need either a mini campaign or one shot with these characters so bad

I feel like they are mixing intelligence and wisdom

Armadon the only

I was driving on the highway listening to this and genuinely thought I was going to have to pull over because I was sobbing laughing and could barely see. Thankful I didn't have to explain to my insurance company that I crashed my car because of Football the Dog and a disgraced microwave thief.

Bailey Hull

Lounge Singer who covers Heavy Metal music you say? https://open.spotify.com/track/7ysIfWueKEzyhvUlAcelJz?si=zQqbvyI5Sz2p-MUE65AFCw&dl_branch=1

the short rest for context is the second half of eldermourne short rest number 25

Dallon Taylor

I’m cry laughing at work from this and there are not enough words to explain it all.

Marianna Luquette

does anyone have a link to the one-shot created by Jordan Beaver they reference in this episode?

Caldwells dog character is 100% gonna shit on Jan and Troy's floor

Tyler Weikel

Emily comparing Wes from Limp Bizkit to The FUCKING Babadook is one of my favourite underrated moments of any mixed bag.

Lucas

Fan art?

BenMightSmite

Me, someone who has 8 pet rats and has definitely brought some to a party before: *laughs nervously* Wh… what a dork, haha.

Sarah J Armstrong

This was my exact thought!!

Jeff Merrill

I NEED Brennan Lee Mulligan to run this one shot

Squibbles

Strahd 100% has a bathtub in area K43 of Castle Ravenloft. Usually it’s full of blood but I see no good reason why it shouldn’t be full of brisket

Mason McCauley

I can’t wait to hear the one shot but I’d also love to run it for my crew! If it comes out I’d happily pay the og creator!

Katherine Lindeman

Holy shit I didn't even realize it.

Apologies if this has been posted already. https://wdef.com/2016/07/13/knoxville-woman-causes-apartment-fire-barbecuing-brisket-bathtub/

John C.

I’m 99% certain that I’ve listened to every single short rest, but I fully don’t remember Jan nor Troy

Wyatt

Is it just me or does murph sound CRISP

Jack Nathe

Please Dice Christ I beg of you! I need this one shot to happen.

Brett

Love Murph adding another rat man to his collection

Savannah M

Love all these characters for you 😂

Bat-Fran

So Caldwell has a human familiar who actually speaks

RealOso

Football is pure Caldwell energy and I am here for it.

Thomas Friedlander

Ok, so I'm like 99% sure that I could explain tub brisket (and it's obviously not nearly as gross as it sounds), but I'm not gonna. I don't want to be the one who ruins the bit!

John Caputo

Murder mystery at hype house

David Glidden

So Jake is basically Richmond from the IT crowd

I can’t believe I finally get Des Moines rep and it’s this

Crits

This was SO funny!

Bryttany A

As this story progresses Troy and Jan become more and more sinister, I love it!

Garga Lenoir

I loved this meaty ep! I'm a big David Bowie fan, and I usually don't correct people when they refer to his eyes as heterochromatic, but I love and respect the Band of Boobs too much not to tell them the truth. David Bowie was born with two blue eyes, but he got punched in the eye when he was a kid, resulting in one of his pupils being permanently dilated, a condition called "aniscoria". The result is that one of his eyes looks almost black, because the pupil is so big, while the other eye is blue. However, in later years, Bowie DID wear colored contacts a few times for different performances and photo shoots, making his eyes look heterochromatic.

Good Sir James

I actually think if they could rope Brennan in to DM that it would be great. That way they all can be their new characters.

Tyler Board

I've finally caught up with the Patreon that I'm waiting week to week for new episodes and Patreon's exclusive. I'm looking forward to hearing the episode here. I hope I get to hear Jake mention the "Sauce" at some point. I think that's one of my favorite things to hear as of recent

Jacob Revilla

JAKE SHOULD DM THIS

David Pugh

For sure!!! Ide be there in a heartbeat

They have to come to Des Moines for the Brisket One Shot.

Melon Bread

Shout out from Des Moines! This for sure does sound like something someone around here would do. LOL

The two random character rolling episodes you’ve done are two of the funniest recordings ever committed to audio. I still quietly laugh to myself whenever the phrase “Lady of the Lakers” pops into my head. I would love it if you guys did one-shots with these absolutely reprehensible abominations.

HalfLighter

I just upgraded to this tier and this is the first mixed bag I’ve listened to...this is my greatest investment

Kat

I think it may be in the DMG

Sean Rooney

This dog's tail was wagging with the mention of Lincoln Nebraska. Someone here probably has already made brisket in a tub for a tailgate. Well maybe next time y'all's one shot can take place here in Lincoln or Omaha.

Canid

wow they dont know that Cavill is heterochromatic

And Lucas is Tread but dingier

Thomas Friedlander

Would love to get a copy of the Brisket One Shot to run for my friends who don't listen to the Patreon!

That Strahd joke at the beginning was just what I needed tonight. Now I know what he's serving at his wedding my players are invited to.

Katherine Clarke

Can't wait for y'all to play these characters in Ep 1 of the Bathtub Brisket Chronicles

Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord

Addison is just Onyx

Can’t believe you just went and leaked the plot of Knives Out 2 like that

Reinier van der Zouw

This mixed bag and the short rest have been the funniest shit I’ve heard from you guys in a while. I need to listen to this as a one shot! There’s no rules that dogs can’t juggle!!

Theodore Carraro

For context, I’m a newlywed and caregiver, taking care of my completely dependent, recently disabled wife since last Fall. This is the hardest I have laughed, to the point of tears, in over 9 months. I never thought anything would be able to make me laugh like that again after everything I’ve been through, but holy shit. This did it. Gang, if you happen to read patreon comments…thank you. Thank you.

Chris Roman

I need this please.

Murph pretty much rolled Willard.

I cannot express how much I want to see these characters play the Tub Brisket One-Shot

Let the brisket hit the bath, let the brisket hit the bath, LET THE BRISKET HIT THE ........BAAAAAAAAAAATH

preston packer

Trying to find this random NPC table cause I need to make an OC for the greatest campaign ever!

Eric Zagar

Just a bunch of normal friends doing a completely normal thing.

ThrilloftheFright (Ashleigh)

murph's character is fucking Liam, oh my god

jacob kessler

#justiceforaddison

I second that motion.

Magna Ma'am

Yo, wtf. Douglas is a good name.

I laughed so hard it turned into strange squealing noises I've never sounded so much like I'm hyperventilating on nitrus oxide

Ilana Galpert

Caldwell just flat-out being a dog is the best thing ever and absolutely killed me. I'm dead. You guys now have a ghost supporting your Patreon.

Bonky Fiasco

The only acceptable argument at a dinner party in Des Moines, Iowa that no one would be surprised if there was a murder is Iowa vs Iowa state university rivalry. Go Hawks!

Frank Askvig

Beautiful, intelligent, brave? If it wasn't for the low charisma, I'd say Emily just rolled herself.

Lori P.

Petition to have Jake DM the Brisket Dinner One-Shot.

clevername

Goddammit I need the Tub Brisket Saga to continue

mail daddy

I loved this whole episode, but the Football the Dog part was fucking hilarious. I need y’all to get Brennan or someone to DM this so you can play these characters

Kris Barnes

Absolutely Legendary. Best Patreon Ever. ☺️

The absolute madlads

Abby Reeves

For anyone out of the loop or who may want a refresher, Jan & Troy first make their debut into the NADDPOD lexicon in Short Rest: Eldermourne - Ep. 25 around 19ish minutes in. Needless to say, it's glorious.

DJ Ingram

Especially if you're on the Eastside

Magna Ma'am

Yeah!!!! Des Moines!!! Bath tub brisket is defiantly an Eastsider move. 😆

Magna Ma'am

My condolences to you, it's a really hard thing to do. I hope this mixed bag brings a little bit of laughter (or at least a distraction) to your day ❤️

Amanda

I've never listened to a dumber episode of a podcast and can I just say that I loved every single second of it. We so desperately need the one-shot to actually happen.

Absolute mad lad behavior! I couldn't ask for anything better to happen on this day.

Amanda

Oh I desperately need to run this session with my group holy shit.

Jordan Suleiman

Mad lads they're actually doing it. I hope Jan and Troy's house is an inescapable hell labyrinth of social expectations and obligations.

How do I get my hands on this one shot?!

Kate W

I live in Des Moines! But not sure what is so unusual about brisket made in the tub.

Sean Rooney

So thankful for this mixed bag today! I had to put my 14 year old cat down this morning. Hug your pets, friends. ❤️

Courtney F.

Oh god

Noah James Perito

Plot twist: Murph's NPC is actually a Reverse Ratatouille.

Austin Johnson

Wow, wild that Murph would promote campaign 3 before Eldermourne was finished

qbull

My prayers have been answered, praise be to Bahamut

Elizabeth Acosta

Amazing, you guys are the best

Martha McKenna

I can't believe you guys are actually doing it. God, this patreon is consistently the best money I spend

Barbie Pootsky

I don't want to sound hyperbolic but you all save my life every week with your shenanigans

Billie Ash

This is why I am behind the motherfuckin paywall

Rosanna

I love how quickly this became a thing

The Great Zarquon

I’m….floored you guys are wild. Loves of my life

Laura

This is so what we need!

Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord