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Good Guy Josh

Hey Balnor and the Band of Boobs: Do you guys ever plan on checking up on Dead-Eye? Do you think he’s now roaming the mortal plane, looking for the Crick that he tried so hard to protect? ‘Tis a shame if he went to visit the Crick, to only find a bunch of Chosen roaming the area...

Dominick Barata

Wait, wouldn't mawmaw's youngins be pawpaw's siblings? Ain't that a little too close to home, even for the crick?

Stephen “can Rage last for four years” C

Pawpaw What is your stance on the jury selection process? Do you think lawyers shouldn't be allowed to peremptory challenges? Which allows lawyers to eliminate jury members with out cause besides race and gender.

GREYFOX!!!!!

@moonshine does pawpaw ever want to have kids if so with one of mawmaws youngins or a wild possum

Liam Cornell

Balnor what is your dad thing for example making fires or doing the cooking something like that

Liam Cornell

Balnor my dad used to be really good at making very straight lines in the yard with the mower and it always was something he was proud of Kind of his dad super power as it were. What kind of dad talents do you feel is your dad super power is.

Balnor, if you could join the BoB on any adventure pre - deck of many things, what would it be?

Andrew McComb

From the bahu Mia ASPCA to Harwon surefoot: We have had complaints from across the country about animals being mistreated and abused what do you have to say on this matter?? Hadrwon answers:

Michael K Merkle

What kind of bread do you prefer for tuna sandwiches? Wheat, sourdough or white

Who has the most sexual tension with you? Is it Hardwon, Moonshine or Jvelin? Also, favorite moment in the bag? Thank you!!

Emily

This is open to everyone but specifically for Papa and Pendergreens, if you had to be reincarnated what would you choose to come back as?...or what would chose for everyone else to turn into if they had to be rencarnated

N

Alexandra K.

Fuck Marry Kill: Bullywugs, Scullywugs, Gullywugs

Ian Capper

Moonshine: Hemp or soy milk? Which one takes you too flavortown?

All Pulp! No Juice!

This ones mostly for moonshine but all can answer; Moonshine! From one Crick to another, who’s your top 3 Bahumia crushes?

Logan

Would you guys ever appear on a guest episode of drawfee? (About naddpod or your work on dimensions 20)

Good Guy Josh

We often talk about Balnor being a dad, but what was your father like?

Thom van Tijn

To our second favourite Dad with all our favourite beers: Not to be too bud heavy, but when this is all said and done, do you think you'll be able to (re?) marry? Who's your type?

Brendan Wohlers

THIS ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Hardwon, how has life been since being resurrected as another race? Do you worry about how people will view you (because we know that's not something you ever cared about)? Also has there been an adjustment period with your newfound abilities like darkvision or your 8-hour trance?

Hashaam Jamil

Hardwon and Moonshine, can you address some of the spicy flirtation that been going on? You two have been edging one another for some time now, seems like a lot of sexual tension.

Sebastian Lecha

To everyone: Is a hotdog a sandwich?

To moonshine, Moonshine, how did it feel to learn the love of your life, Balnor, was married with a kid? And is it awkward for the two of you to work together now that your affair is over?

Sam Wellings

To all the boobs, where do you think nana kindleaf keeps her motherload stash of worthers?? I just know

Sam Wellings

To balnor the most important question of all... Canned or fresh tuna?

Sam Wellings

This question is for PawPaw: can you tell us about what law school was like and which university you attended? I’m thinking of going into law and would love some perspective from the best lawyer I know of.

Alex

Hardwon: Not to get too deep, but I'm a 26yo virgin and a little ashamed of it. I know you can't relate becuase 28 is very impressive number. I haven't told my family or friends and am always bragging about my prowess in the bedroom, but I'm afraid it's becoming glaringly obvious. Do you have any good sex stories that I can share to make it clear that I'm a ladies man and know what I'm doing? or any advice you or the gang would have for a man in my situation?

Danny Keim

Balnor, how does it feel being the chosen one? Seeing as how Alanis saw that every single reality without you was doomed. Good luck saving Bahumia buddy.

Ben Whetten

Hi Balnor. First time, long time. A little FMK for you: Beverley, Moonshine, Hardone

Kevin Smith

Hey gang, for next years green teen jambourine we would like our two greatest scout masters and our favourite graduate to each lead a team of green teens, young uns and dwarfens in a battle royal to win a free day out to galaderon's congressional water park. What will be each of your strategies to ensure your team wins?

Anthony

(says in a shitty Australian accent, like my own character). Balnor the Brave, how you doing, Baldur here from the forgotten Realms. Question for ya mate, or any of the boobs for that matter, do you think you all should find Ulfgar's old, awesome axe that you threw off the airship? Might help with your current adventure.

Of all the people you’ve met. Dead or alive. How would you think would make a great ruler of hell? And if each of you could rule one of the planes, which would you choose?

Question for Pawpaw, Where did you study law? And are you in debt for it? I have not once heard you charge anyone for your services. Just worried about you.

Hey there Gang, Remember Luna? Have you been keeping in touch? Any theories of what she’s up too? Perhaps as your agent on the inside? Also I’ve heard of morning radio shows... BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS! How do you guys think Nyak would have handle the Donkey Kong aka Silverback position? Oh and do you guys keep in touch with your elemental parents? Like writing letters or praying once in a while? Fire daddy probably misses BEV and wants to throw the pig skin around a bit :) Greetings from the faraway land of Germany

Hi Balnor, long time listener first time caller, recently I was summoned to a new timeline, and I remember nothing about my previous life (or if I even had one), and I'm kinda FREAKING OUT, so um, what should I do?

Ditte Lange

If given the chance to return to your family. Would you take it?

cheesybones

Can we get an update on old Cobb?

Hi Balnor, We all know who Hardwon, Moonshine and Bev follow in the divine pantheon, but is there a particular god that you look to in times of trouble?

To the whole gang: what's the next step for you in Bahumia? Defeat the gods that Akkarot sent through, or is your focus on defeating Thiala first?

Long time listener here wondering if we can get the segment Digging deep with Hardwon back. Also question to the (temporary) ruler of the (Nine) One Layer of Hell: Penderghast, if you could modell a race track in the first layer of hell to be like one in MarioKart, which would you choose?

Saru

I want harsh truths, what are some things you think about the others that you wouldn’t want them to know or want to say to them?

Could everyone just compliment each other? We need some wholesome content!

Moonshine, what happened to your spores library?

Other than the law, what are Pawpaw’s other passions?

What's been your favorite place to go to?

Daniel Soto

If you were reincarnated, or could be reincarnated again, what would you want! You cant pick a race you are or have been before.

Aidan Bee

Balnor, what’s your favourite food?

Joe Lenton

Long time listener, first time caller. What does retirement look like for yourself and the rest of the boobs?

Who are all the Band of Boobs’ idols?

Balnor- any tips for growing my own Mayo Nut tree?

If the BoB were Pokemon trainers what would everyone's starters be. (From any of the games)

Austin Hendry

Hey Moonshine- why did you turn down Queen Joviere when she asked if you wanted to hook up? She seemed like your type.

tacticalgrandma

Hey Hardwon. Have you had time to upgrade the SS Stormborn? Can't wait to get a walkthrough of the renovation.

How do you feel about disintegrating?

Sawyer Rogers

Balnor where do you see yourself in 5 years? Also, who do you think your best friend will be?

Hardwon and Moonshine, we've seen quite a few "intimate moments" between the two of you over your adventures. Is there any chance of a romance brewing between the two of you?

Selacha

Moonshine, have the Crick Elves abandoned the Crick or will y''all construct a ridiculously long water slide to and fro?

Moonshine, what's it like to grow up in a matriarchal society?

What feature do you think is most important to put in the Gladeholm water park?

Valori Waggoner

Pawpaw, when are you gonna get yourself a partner/significant other? I don't know which way you swing but either way is great.

Balnor, do you still have feelings for Moonshine?

Moonshine do you have any tips for getting their love interest to edge?

Samuel Jasek

BoB! What would you do if you couldnt be adventures? What's your dream job?

Hardwon would you ever date a half elf/half dwarf?

Amy Driver

Hardwon- I am wanting to get fit, will we see a Hardwon workout regiment coming soon?

How would you all use a wish spell

Matthew McDowell

Bev - Do you plan on becoming a Green Teen Scoutmaster when you're older?

KaptainSigyl

Pawpaw, how long ago did you get your law degree and what was your legal focus?

Balnor, how did you and your wife (May she Rest In Peace) get together? Was it a succubus foursome?

Avery Kaustinen

Hardwon - if you could grow a magical beard anywhere on your body other than your chin, where would it be and what mystical power would you rather it have?

Balnor, What are your thoughts on the ethical and environmental ramifications of supporting the tuna industry? Hardwon isn’t the only one eating dolphins...

Brad Hild

Bev (and Balnor to a degree) - you've collected a considerable number of dads during your adventures so far. If you ever have kids, what would you want them to call each of your numerous dads? And would you encourage a collective name for them when it comes to things like Father's Day? Like, a feather of fathers or something?

Moonshine - when you 'mushroom up', so to speak, what does it actually feel like? Does it hurt? Is it basically the best orgasm you've ever had, each one outdoing the last? Also, bonus question: if you were to eat one of the mushrooms that sprout from your skin in your Symbiotic Entity form, do you consider that cannibalism?

How do you keep yourself occupied during down time between adventures?

Aaron Oliver

When sleeping in One Big Bed, does anyone hog the blanket or snore? How do you deal with it?

Aaron Oliver

Balnor, once the big battle is done what are your plans? Will you try to time travel back to Bobby and your wife, or just like retire to the Crick.

unicorncupcake

Balnor, have you ever considered taking a level in ranger, just to pick up Favored Enemy (tuna)?

Stephen “can Rage last for four years” C

Balnor, as a fellow dad, can you give me some advice for how to deal with my daughters’ future suitors?

Forrest Johnson

For everyone - If Ol Cobb named his blunderbus like Deadeye named his guns, what would he/she be called?

Nicolas P.

Moonshine- What is your favorite mushroom?

Hey Balnor, what do you think the future holds for you after you inevitably succeed against the forces of evil? Could we see an interdimensional wish spell that allows you to go back to a more peaceful time in the feywild or will you live out your days as the ever faithful father figure and guardian of the band of boobs?

Hey Hardwon, fellow edger here—can you get deep on your 34 sexual experiences?

Ian Capper

Balnor, fuck, marry, kill: Hardwon, Beverly and Moonshine

Balnor the Brave, what’s the best advice as a father you can give to your son Beverly / Bobby?

Hey Balnor, quick question: do you miss waking up next to your wife in the morning? Also, was she hot? Big fan, thanks.

cass

Hey Balnor first time questioners 2nd time listener, what are your plans after the Great War of Two Fronts aka the war against the chosen and hell or as I’d like to call it... the Great Threesome... I’ll make my leave but thanks for your inspiring work Boobs! Now I need to drink a nice glass of milk! 😇😈

Alex aka Zol Ark

Question for bev: when i go to bars, i order milk like a good boy so my bones will grow strong, but i just end up shitting uncontrollably, does this happen to you?

Question for Balinor, do you remember being in the card?

MJMM

Oh, and fuck marry kill: Shae, Luna, Tris

Emmie

Question for Pawpaw: my airship got a ticket, can he help me get out of it

Emmie

"All right crew, who here can take the most huffs of crick water before passing out?"

Frederick Weisenberger II

Got two questions for Balnor: 1) what’s the worst thing you ever put in the bag? 2). For Hardwon, you lift bro? How much you bench?

GJ Squared

How much time has passed since Moonstone? Since Balnor joined the party?

Joe Somerville

to everyone but i guess specifically moonshine, i'm a very single lesbian, how do i get a girlfriend?

Balnor, what is your go-to meal if tuna sandwiches and Bud Heavies aren’t available?

Whimsii

Balnor what is your favorite flavor of oatmeal? Do you like any other breakfast foods, if so what else?

hey big B, love the show. Being the most mature in the group there must be times were the age gap in the band really shows. Are there any moments in particular where you feel this? Do you ever feel like they don't respect you enough? And in these difficult times ahead do you have any Dadly advice that you'd like to give to the band?  Big, fan #letitoutofthebag

House of the blessed zest

Any word from Pendergreens on how Hell is doing? Would love to hear some sick demolition derby stories. Thanks, Knobs...I mean Boobs

Balnor, how much do you work out in order to carry all the bags? How much do you lift

narsty

Balnor, let's say everything comes up Band of Bood and smite the shit out of Thiala, what do you picture for your life after this adventure?

Sarah

Beverly, the public just has to know, where is the hottest dating spot in Bahumia? When you finish your adventures where are you planning to take Erlin? Starspawnbucks? Shoneys? Any other recommendations for a first date from the BoBs?

Mason McCauley

Top 5 most bangable NPCs (excluding Shae).

Sam Killjoy

Hey Balnor and the Boobs! I could really use your advice. If a first date is dinner (eating tuna sandies of course) then what should the second date be?

Balnor, what's your favorite food?

Neil Prospect

Balnor, which Boob is most likely to make a Thiala style heel turn in the endgame and why?

Drew Fitzpatrick

What is everyone’s favourite type of bag?

Melissa

Alright BoBs supposing your life was all the creation of other beings playing a game, with a different person controlling each of you, what do you imagine your creators to be like?

Paul Smith

Balnor, Do you have any advice for a new adventurer joining a party? Whether meeting up on the road or appearing from a card, what is the most important thing to know when traveling with new people? Follow up: Boobs, what is your biggest pet peeve of someone traveling with you (not naming names of course)?

Mason McCauley

What is the point you felt most loved by each of your compatriots in your adventures together?

Cutter Waller

Bev, have you heard from Erlin? Are we still shipping Berverlin?

Moonshine, what happened to you spreading your spores?!?

What are your goals for post saving the world from Thiala?

Hardwon, do you miss your human body?

Hey Gang! I want to know your opinions on the Feychella line-up this year. My personal favorites are: - Arrowsmith - Bows and Roses - Counting Drows - Lycan Park - The Ungreatful Dead (the all lich cover band) - and of course the return of The Queen Formerly Known as Ezra

Mason McCauley

Hey Balnor, what do you think Bobby would think of his beautiful Bag Dad now?

Secondly if you do wildshape into a possum could you then hold a conversation with Pawpaw easily?

If none of you were on this adventure what do you would be doing?

Hey Balnor, what’s your opinion on chicken?

Cutter Waller

Band, who is the greater evil? Gallad, the paladin serving his god or Ren, the rich person mistreating the poor?

Mikkel Voigt

Moonshine, do you ever wildshape into a possum to feel closer to Pawpaw? Or would that be weird?

Stephen “can Rage last for four years” C

Balnor, what would you do for a klondike bar?

Balnor, what's the most terrified you've been on your adventures? Everyone, talk about the most embarrassing or stupid thing you've seen one of the other boobs do!

Jay V

This question is for all of you! As adventurers, we all know how difficult it can be to be on the road fit long periods of time. What are each of y'alls pet peeves about each other? And (so this doesn't end in a brawl!) what do you enjoy most about each other's company?

Miriam

Moonshine, Do you agree with the classic fad of burning your bra?

Ronovena

Hey gang new listener here in need of advice. I just moved to this small village after buying a tavern but I’m having real problems with the mayor here. The guy is totally arrogant and smug- prancing around all day, ignoring very real problems such as bullywugs and overfishing the magical lake. Any tips on how to deal with this craven ass? Advice appreciated. I should mention the mayor is a horse.

Calum Gillies

Balnor what’s the meanest thing any of the BoB have said to you off mic?? What’s one thing you know that they don’t know you know?

Hey everyone, bit of a curly one here. Have you considered at any stage that Theala might be right? Her means might not be just but have you thought at all about how things could be different/potentially better if you joined her cause instead of fighting her?

GSISGSN

Hi, Balnor! Daniele the Dastardly Dame here, first time caller, long time dastardly. You never told us: when you were flung away into the storm in hell, did Fake Ilsed speak to you before dragging you to the 7th hell? What did you talk about?

Daniele the Dastardly Dame

Question for the BoB: What do you think the rest of bohemia know you for? What do think they nicknamed each of you?

If the BoB could retrain as a different class, would they? What other class do could you see yourself as.

Austin Hendry

Bev, as the relationship expert, who do you ship within the party.

Shawn Magill

Boxers or briefs?

Erik

balnor: fuck marry kill, moonshine, alanis, hardwon

Balnor, what's the best cheese for the perfect tuna melt, what's the worst? Love your show ❤❤

Ronovena

2 questions. Bev what will you do when you see erlin in again? And for the group will you be reaching out to former team mates like mavris, Apple, tonathon and stunkbug for help in final battle against thiala.

Eric and Andrea Benoit

Is Old Cobb making a comeback

Hey Balnor! Long time listener, first time writer. My name is Jeremiah Hooves, but my friends call me Jerry. I'm a Ranger in the living woods and my crew and I are helping some deserters from Galaderon find safe grounds from the chosen. The thing is, one of the women who we're helping, Maria, she's really amazing. We're supposed to take them to this hidden little village that the chosen doesn't know or care about and then get on with our mission but I don't want to leave her. Do you think she would like to join my little group? Or should I stay with her in the village? What should I do? What should I say? Love the show /Jerry

Lucas Lindholm

What is all the 'bag gossip'?

Hey Balnor, I’m a fellow tuna lover who was wondering if you have any tips to spice up my dang Tuna Sandys? (but not too spicy, like mayonnaise) What’s your secret to the best sandwiches in all of Bahumia?

How often do you clean the bag?

Justin Harris

Hey Balnor, thanks for taking my call. I was just listening to ‘CartTalk’ on the other station and heard the new monster truck races down in Hell are freakin’ ACE. Got me thinking: Is there anything from the other planes of existence would you guys kill for here on the material plain? Some truck rallies here in Hill Home would be tiiiiight. Heard good things about those plate-soups from Shadowfell too. - Calum

Calum Gillies

To the band has paw paw gotten stronger since he was first able to go into symbiotic entity with moonshine

Even though the boobs can't answer it I WANT TO KNOW THE STORY SO BAd

Quinn Gustin

How many pounds of tuna do you think you've eaten in your life?

Balnor, we all know that when it's time for the Band of Boobs to huddle down and get some much needed respite, the other Boobs can be found doing a multitude of self-care acts, like reading Ulfgar goes Punch, trancin' half-naked, or bopping 'Pursuit of Happiness' on repeat (respect, Hardwon), but what does self-care look like to you? Any tuna-melt facemasks going on? Learning a language? Organizing the bag? I gotta know. Peace and prosperity to ya, brother.

kiarra burd

Boobs, can we get a top 3 favorite places of Bahumia list?

Mikey Malikowski

Balnor I think all the listeners would love to know your ideal tuna sandwich recipe, don't skip on the type of bread and brand of tuna you use to make them Band of Boob approved

Joe Rutkowski

Hey Balnor! Long time listener, first time writer. Last we met we were celebrating in Gladehome, and you were excited about an upcoming purchase of a Turbo Tongue Timmy Tuna. Just wondering how that purchase is holding up for ya? Thanks, your friend from Gladehome xxx

Thomas Hillman

@balnor how’d it feel to get turned into balnor Kong?

How bad did Brennan get womped?

Jacob Shilling

Are the Boobs at all worried that they may have made so many mistakes that after the first campaign is over, they'll have to go back and fix all their mistakes, or that someone else will have to in The Campaign After The Campaign After The Campaig

Quinn Gustin

Moonshine, we haven’t seen the Spectral Healing PawPaw in a while, any plans to bring him back with his many nipples?

Balnor, do you still have a Crush on Moonshine?

Devin Sarter

Moonshine: the Crick is essentially a polyamorous commune, which is the dream. Are most Crick elves also pansexual or is that a minority sexuality? I can only imagine how lovely it would be to live in a world where sexuality isn't assumed and everyone just rolls with it.

Franny McCabe-Bennett

Everyone: Radiohead or Oasis?

JimJam

So does only Balnor remember the DK one shot? I feel like he'd have that non canonical experience seared into his little brain. Like waking up from a bad dream.

Paul Williams

If you could change one roll (outcome) on the entire podcast (adventure) for maximum chaos/interest, what would it be and why?

What NPC have you been friends with but would hate to see everyday?

Quinn Gustin

Hello 2 Crew, I'm in need of some travel agent advice. Where would you most want to vacation in Bahumia? Frostwind is too cold, the air's too thin in Galaderon, and Kongo Bongo Island is, well, scorched. Where should I go??? PPPS (Paw Paw Post-Script), raer raer raeeeer MO

Andrew

The Boobs have spent a lot of time on the road. Does Moonshine have any tip for novice adventurers on spicing up those travel rations?

John Tanzer

Boobs, could you please scry into the fae wild and see what happened to the mountain the trolls took over?

Erin Paxson

F, marry, kill: tuna, bud heavy, the bag

Jordan Fields

Balnor: what’s the secret to a successful marriage?

Ryan Coogan

What's worse, a tuna sandwich turned moldy, a case of Crick itch that just won't quit, or Scranky Kong's breath?

Also making sure this gets in here kill Marry Fuck Bev Hardwon Moonshine

Nathan Cartier, The assistant king to the assistant king of IronDeep, Hail to the Hammer!

Would the boobs ever move in together in the style of the Trinyvale PC's?

Quinn Gustin

If Beverly died JonBenet Ramsey style, would PawPaw's brilliant legal mind be able to bring those responsible to justice

Quinn Gustin

Hardwon has already had to deal with this, but for Moonshine, Balnor, and Bev, if - Pelor, The Dusk Mother, and Melora forbid - you had to be reincarnated as a different type of humanoid, what would you want to be?

Jason Clemmons

Boobs: What Olympic sport would you guys participate in? and no, balnor gorging yourself on tuna sandwiches isn’t a sport.

Madison F

Sup Balnor, are you worried that all the tuna you eat is going to give you mercury poisoning?

Hi Balnor, it’s amazing to hear the tales and adventures of the hero’s of Bahumia not otherwise known by us common folk. Everyday I wake up with a pit in my heart knowing that the world will never be the same again but it’s nice knowing there’s people like you all making a difference. You all are great inspirations. In a time so dire how do you all keep it so light?

Spicy Piñata

Lightning round for Balnor: Tuna in oil or water? Mayonnaise or miracle whip? Sweet relish or dill relish? Are tuna melts good or an abomination?

John Tanzer

Hey gang! I’m looking for a good place to go for my holiday vacation. Unfortunately, Bahumia is currently on the cusp of war, so no can do on that front. Which plane (besides the material) should I take a vacation to, and what should I do while I’m there?

Maddy Leaman

Where do you see yourselves in 1 year? 5 years? 10 years?

Quinn Gustin

Not to bring up the past and your case a possible future are Bev and Bobby the same age if so do you think they would get a long or would Bobby feel inadequate next to Bev or vise verca

Nathan Cartier, The assistant king to the assistant king of IronDeep, Hail to the Hammer!

Hey Balnor, is there anything you wouldn't put in the bag?

Cam WH

Book recommendation for Hardwon: Guards Guards by Terry Pratchett. The main character, Carrot, was raised by Dwarves, fell in love with a bearded Dwarven women and was tall even for a human. But Carrot doesn't realize that he isn't a Dwarf and has loving adoptive parents, unlike Hardwon. I think Hardwon would enjoy reading about his adventures.

James Lloyd

Balnor, how was it adjusting to the news that you were the missing link for the BoBs and that you came from the future?

Dear Santa, how are things at the North Pole? I have been very good this year, except for when my mum caught me helping my little sister with getting cookies out of the jar on the counter. Can I please have a new bike without little wheels on the side for Christmas? I would like that very much. Thank you. Love, Albert

Robert Mukwaodayin

Hey band, What is the best way to make a tuna omelet?

Francis A Leyco

For everyone in the group, what is your dream magical item or accessory?

This ones goes straight to Balnor, how tight are those quads these days from from totting the bags/what dad exercises do you do to keep in shape while getting up in the years and deep in the bud heavies

Fuck Marry Kill: The Other Boobs

Quinn Gustin

Question for all. Fuck, Marry, kill: Merrick High Hill, Professor Duttle, Scout Master Denny.

Andromeda Star

Hey gang, Choose one person’s toilet in Bahumia to give an upper decker. What do you eat that day in preparation? Asking for a friend.

Hardworn, everyone knows growing up in iron deep you learned how to swing a pick axe and drive mining vehicles with unmatched prowess, but have you picked up any other signature dwarves skills? Do you know how to blacksmith or make jewelry?

Who are the hottest people you have encountered on your adventure?

Samuel Jasek

Moonshine, help! Im a humble young wizard going to college - are there any courses or majors related to the crick at the gladeholm university? To the rest of the boobs - what are your number one tips for new adventurers?

Erin Paxson

Hey Balnor, long time scryer first time sending-er. The boobs give out a lot of razzings but also get razzed a lot in turn. Amongst the boobs, who has been razzed the hardest and what has been the sickest razz? Hardbun, Beeferly Slowgold or Half Crick Cybin?

Matteo Cina

To Ulfgar, do you see yourself as more of a dad character or as a retired washed up uncle ex pro wrestler?

Do you worry your alcoholism is having a negative impact on the group, and if so, are you willing to switch to Bud Light, or even non-alcoholic beer?

DungeonMama

Fuck, marry, kill: Galad, Akarot, Professor Duddle

Kyle

Hey Balnor, this is Dillon from Austin...Texhumia. Have you thought about dating again once all this mess is over and peace is restored to the realm? What's your type?

Question to everyone: Who would you rather have as a roommate, Pendergreens or Ren?

Collin Gale, Bard from outside Bahumia here, Question for all of you: Should Crick Weed be legalized? And if so, (or not) why?

C.J. Schneider

Favorite memories of bobby?

Fuck, Marry, Kill; Apple Scrumper, Mavris and Tonithan Tinkle

Balnor, I'm a young adventurer who's just gotten his first bag of holding, and I'm nervous about how I handle it. Do you have any tips on bag maintenance you can share? Also, how're Josh and Rust these days?

Stephen “can Rage last for four years” C

Balnor, after everything you've been thru and learned about yourself, do you ever get feelings for Moonshine again? Hardwon, now that you're a Half-Elf, how does it feel to no longer have a beard at all?

DNM's AO Gaming

How do all y'all feel about being shipped and having fanfic written about you? #hardshine #beverlin

Rae Clo

Bev, collector of dads, out of all who you met in Hell, with the obvious exception of your own, who would make a good addition to the collection?

Yo Balnor, long time Lich, long time ‘lichener’(haha) I’ve assimilated an entire kingdom of mortals, killed a local god and took their place in divinity. My question to you is, what next? With much regard, Oppa the Lich, Butcher of Cratoria

Robert Mukwaodayin

Best butt?

Nathan

Beverly, how are you feeling about the whole Earlin thing after some time has passed, and you went to hell?

Jack

Hey Balnor! You see a runaway minecart moving toward five tied-up people lying on the track. You are standing next to a lever that controls a switch. If you pull the lever, the minecart will be redirected onto a side track, and the five people on the main track will be saved. However, there is a single person lying on the side track, and they somehow have the bag. What do you do?

Hardwon, what is the best sex position for maximum pleasing of a lady

Brandon

Why didn't the BoBs take Deeprags flail after their first encounter with him? It grants three attacks, and would have been perfect for Moonshine. And don't use "it might have been cursed" bullshit, you used to carry around a bag full of cursed items!

This question is for the whole band of boobs: While many view Theala as the outsider who will drain the swamp of the old gods and make Buhumia great again, it seems the band of boobs do not. If not Theala who do the BOB think should rule in the end? I'll take my answer off air.

Hail and well met, Boobs! So when all of this is over, which one of you will be most likely to pull a Thiala?

Voiceofkane

Hardwon, What should I do my ex is dating someone much stronger and smarter than me. What I should do?

Samuel Jasek

Balnor, since things didn't work out with Mooonshine, do you have your eye on anyone else?

Beverly: What is your green teen's totem name.

Mo

Hey @Balnor - big fan of your work! Been following since "The Great War" - being of course, the future war between Thiala and Ilsed (now Akarot) that drove you to the Fey Wild. Question for you: What major 'Improvements' you would have made to the 9 hells as the King of Hell?

Balnor, what do you think everyone's spiritual animal would be? You are a tuna obviously

Balnor: would you rather have every tuna fish sandwich taste like a gift from the gods and satisfy your hunger completely; or have your family back but never be able to eat another tuna sandwich?

How do the different nations of bahamia do in the various events of the fantasy Olympics?

Are there any sports in Bahumia? If so, who are your faves and how are they doing this season?

Balnor, what animal familiar would suit you?

Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord

Balnor, how does it feel having to compete with so many dads on the regular? Do you ever feel intimidated by the amount of Dads Bev has and how do you deal with that?

Charlotte, half-orc bard-ish

For each of you: fuck, marry, kill the other three. GO

Phillipe Bosher

Hardone: how is life as an half elf? was the transition hard? Did you still feel race dysphoria.

Mo

Balnor, where were you?

Balnor, what is the secret recipe for your tuna sandwiches?

What does balnor do to pass the time in the bag?

Bev, ever thought about doing a couple warlock levels with her wimpleness the dusk Mommy?

Andrew Teoh

What kind of bread makes the best tuna sandwich?

Hardwon, how in heck did you become proficient in animal handling

Balnor, the Band of Boobs always talks about you as their dad, but I don't often hear you talking about them as your children. How do you feel about having taken on the mantle of "fatherhood," and are you proud of who your "children" have become over the course of your adventures?

Hey Balnor, first time timer, long time firster. I’m a barbarian that loses it over simple mundane things and I wake up to a lynching mob of villagers almost every other night. How is this fair to me, and do you and the boobs have tips on how to not be so angry all the time? Love, Aardvark the Bearbarian

Robert Mukwaodayin

If y'all played a nice game of beer pong, what would the team's be and who would win?

Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord

What’s the Balnor Approved tuna sandwich recipe?

Savannah Myers-Gaines

Oh shit Bev cant drink! Bev, how much non-alcoholic sparkling white grape juice do you like to consume at New Years?

Balnor , What drives you bananas bud? It’s as simple as that, let’s give you 120 seconds of uninterrupted time to let loose and get some stuff off of your dang chest about things that bother you. Let’s call this “Balnor’s got beef, and he’s a tuna man.”

Balnor- Whats spicier, salt or mayonnaise??

Samuel Melendez

Balnor, how do you afford all the bud heavies you drink? Do the Band of Boobs even pay you?

Sin

Bev, after all you have gone through do you miss the good ol' days of getting patches or do you think it's better this way?

TheNoodleDoodler

Balnor: What is the best type of tuna for tuna sandwiches?

Question for harwon and moonshine. How easy do you find it after a hard day to get into your trances?

Ian Dack

For Balnor: Does having memories of the family that you previously had serve as a source of strength, or does it keep you from moving on? Was your ignorance truly bliss before you had your memories returned? For Bev: How many dads is “too many” dads?

Balnor, if you had 3 wishes, what would they be?

Ryan Pascall

Bev: how long until your 18th birthday?

What's been the toughest loss: Deadeye, Papa Toegold, or Hardwon's quads?

Joe Somerville

What kind of beard oil does hardwon use?

Alicia Roeck

To everyone: who do you think is the ideal roommate for Pendergreens?

Michelle Y. Kim

What are the Bahumia radio censorship rules?

Maya B

Balnor, you the bag as your finishing move quite often and to great effect. How do you keep the sandwiches edible and Hardbun and Moonshine's reading material... readable? ps Hardwon's beard oil is awesome! keep slaying the oils and animals!

Question for Beverly, if you where to become a Scout Master, where would you set up your troup? Would you lead the cricketeers, or be a green teen scout leader elsewhere?

Oliver

Pendergreens is still with them thanks to the cursed sword.

Garga Lenoir

Balnor, what is the best tuna recipe?

What's everyone's Crickmas wish this year?

Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord

Has Bev found a happy 16th birthday message from Erlin in his journal yet? I'm sure that he was thinking of Bev that day. Even if Bev was off with Terren at the time.

Michael McDougall

Merry Crickmas! How boozy do yall like your eggnog?

Moonshine- If you weren't a Druid would fighting style would you choose? Bev- Have you put any thought into what you want to say to Erlen next time you see him?

Barback of Penance

BEVERLY: Where do you see your relationship with Erlin heading?

Jordan Lyons

How would you fix the problems of Bahumia? We need great leaders like our Bag Dad!

Madds

Hey Balnor, just a quick question for you. Does it ever make you jealous that the Band of Boobs is always seeming to get special weapons or powers while you get the hand me downs? Or is it the pride of seeing your adopted son, personal trainer and almost girlfriend that keeps you having a positive outlook on your adventures?

John Noseworthy

A question for the whole party: If the Band of Boobs had never met in Moonstone, where would they be/what would they be doing now?

Serious question: boobs or ass?

Dana Fah

Balnor (or anyone who wants to answer): what’s your idea of the perfect first date?

Ryan Coogan

Question to the Band of Boobs: who wins in a wrestle between Hardwon and Balnor? Winner has to take the champ Paw-paw

Can we get an updated bag of holding inventory?

Question for Balnor, are putting Dijon or yellow mustard in a tuna sandwich?

Balnor, what is the best memory/flashback you've had of living and adventuring in the Fey Wilds when you get that thousand yard stare?

DK Donkey Kong

What's going on with the field elves? Did they have to abandon the fields and relocate to Gladeholm too? What's Apple Scrumper's take on the chosen?

What is the gangs favorite "extra thing" outside the main campaign that NaddPod releases here on Patreon?

BlurryVizion

Does balnor plan on retiring from adventuring? If so what's his retirement plan?

So for all of the non-virgins on the show (Hardwon I'm looking at u buddy), can we get your first time stories? I don't think we've heard any specifics from Moonshine other than "things got weird in the timeout sack".

Maya B

What outfits are y’all rockin?

Sara Ball

Moonshine! I'm not much of a cook, but would like to get better! Any tips for a budding Cric style Cook!?? Thanks! And thanks for you know... saving the world much appreciated! 🤣

Dane Larson

Hey Balnor, big fan of the show. Seeing as your the best person in all of Bahumia to ask, what realm has the best tuna? My favorites are the smokey tuna from hell or maybe the magical fey wild tuna, what about you?

Chase

Balnor, how do you find happiness in a world full turmoil?

Andres Romero

Balnor, I know Bobby is your boy and it's a tragic story about what happened to him but... What about me, Father? Don't you remember me? Your other son? You know how sometimes you aren't there in episodes or live shows? I get that from you.

Victor T (Balnor's Boy)

Balnor, when you got dragged underwater by the kraken, did you think you were going to die?

Pistols O'Brien

Question to Hardwon: Would you rather have Caw-Caw back, or save Ryan from the gnolls?

Balnor, I'll be re-tiling my bathroom this weekend - any tips for getting a clean finish?

Patrick C McAuliffe

Mr. Balnor, what was life like when you were in the card? Or did you just suddenly appear?

Paige Kosa

Question for everyone. If you could do one thing differently in the entire time you've been adventuring together, what would it be?

TheBlackCrown 232

Hey Balnor, first time listener, long time tuna lover. My wife of 37 moons is always badgering me to lose weight, what should an 83 year old gnome do to lose weight? P.S - it’s our anniversary coming up, what do beholder woman like as gifts? Thanks.

Robert Mukwaodayin

Hey B-Dad and the boob-crew! What is Hardwon's fave way to relax after a long day of animal "handling"??

Question for Hardwon: any tips for the bedroom? I ask because you’ve clearly had sex before.

Chris White

To Moonshine, Balnor, Beeferly and Hardwon: what kind of characters would you play in a D&D campaign?

troutbumhole

Hey Balnor, Long time first time here, I have a couple questions: 1. Do you participate in the daily squats with Bev and Hardwon, and is that how you are capable of carrying the bags with such prowess? 2. Not to hit a touchy subject but have you stayed with the Boobs because you feel like they replace the child that you lost? We all know Bev is very much like a son to you but I feel that despite your tension with Moonshine she is almost like a daughter to you and Hardwon definitely needs someone in his life to look after him and make sure he doesn't get bullied.

How much weight have you gained from becoming an alcoholic?

Dana G

Question for Balnor: Is there a tuna that got away?

Balnor what's your favorite memory of the adventure so far?

Blake Petri

Did hardone go to prom?

Hardwon, how has the transition from Human to Half-elf affected you? Do you miss your THICC thighs?

TheBlackCrown 232

Hardwon, if there were a scenario where Thialla and Akkarot could both be permanently defeated in exchange for the end of sliders (as a food, as a concept, in every servable form) and the death of all crows everywhere in all planes and realms, would you do it? Could you? Do you dare?

Muqtadaa Miandara

hey gang! you all have gotten to a point where you're fighting (almost-)gods. did you all think you would get here when you first started your adventures? and which god do you want to fight the most?

I got arrested by some lady dwarf in Ezry named Bricker who keeps calling me a renegade. You know a good lawyer?

DMCDawg

If y’all were action figures, what three accessories would you come with?

Paige Kosa

How do you keep the tuna sammies fresh?

Dana G

Does hardwon ever get jealous of Beverly and Moonshine that he can't cast spells?

Crane

Balnor: How much is the sandwiches to dead body ratio in the bag of holding?

Noah Solomon

Question for everyone: what do you do when the party is down for a long rest, but you cannot sleep?

Balnor & Band of Boobs: what is the summary of your most recent private journal entry?

Hey Balnor, what has been your favorite part of the adventure so far?

Hey Balnor first time caller long time listener, question for Moonshine here, what are some cooking tip you can give out that could add some zest to my everyday meals?

Dean Garcia

I think Balnor needs to tell us if he'd rather have a million dollars or a billion George Foreman Grills. So we can all learn the correct answer.

Who is the worst person to sleep with in the one big bed (any starfish, hot boxers, nudists, sleep talkers/walkers, sheet stealer)? Tell all!

What is it like seeing Hardwon and Moonshine grow closer together? If given the option would you officiate their wedding?

Bev. When you were a green teen witch patch was the hardest to get or obtain?

Wikky

Balnor, long time fan of your sandwiches. My question is, just how thick is your plot armor?

Fuck, marry, kill: Theala, Ilsed (the lich), Tommy the talking tuna

Balnor, of the three other members of the band, and Bobby, who would you rather have as a son/daughter?

Michael W

Does the bag get heavier when more stuff goes in it?

Honor Burke

How do I shot web? (Kidding) fuck, marry, kill, Scarlet, Dancesaw, and Donkey Kong?

BigFred78

Hey Balnor - two parter. What goes through your mind when Moonshine, Hardwon and Bev forget you’re there? Do you feel like baggage? If you left the BoB what would you do?

Dana G

Hi all! Long time listener. Hardwon, are you allowed to “get deep” this episode, or are the rest of the gang still not letting you elevate the show?

Kestrel

Plot twist - Moonshine moves to the equivalent of the Crick in the Fey Wild after the campaign is over and meets a younger Balnor, falls in love, leading her to become Bobby’s real mother!!!! How likely is this murph? #moonorstan🙌

Jack

Balnor- if you could cast any spell what would it be. Hardwon-Does your dream woman still have a beard now that you are Half elven. or have your Preferences changed?

Barback of Penance

Hey Balnor, long time listener first time caller here hoping you could help me with my problem: I have a stiff neck and everytime I try to crack it to loosen it up, I end up dying! My friends are getting tired of using their higher level skills slots on bringing me back but I just cant seem to get this tightness to go away. What should I do?

Xander M

My little brother fell in with these weirdos who wear all white and drink tons of milk. Is this a cult, or just a bunch of knuckleheads?

DMCDawg

Question for the band of boobs: in the world of bahoomia you all have met some amazing people, who has been your favourite person to meet and why?

Balnor since you've joined the band of boobs, what has changed the most for you personally?

Balnor, if Bud Heavies were no longer available, what would be your beer of choice?

Rhea Sublett

For Balinor, What was going through your mind when you offered to take the on the mantel of hell. Had you been thinking about making that sacrifice the whole time you’ve been adventuring in hell or was it a spur of the moment thing?

Bev... What's your foot care routine on the road? How do you find time for self care?

Kelli Barnes

Hey Balnor, love the show. First time, long time. Would you rather be back with your family OR have a lifetime supply of tuna sandwiches?

Describe your perfect Sunday

jakob overgaard

Hey Balnor! Could we get an update on your dating life since things didn’t work out with Moonshine?

Hey Balnor, long time listener first time caller, what’s your favourite things to do when you have some downtime?

Cameron McEwan

Question for Balnor: What kills someone in the bag first? Is it the suffocation or the mercury poison from all of the tuna?

When the Band of Boobs camp for the night in a long rest, how are the setting up camp chores divided amongst the group?

Dave Johnson

Balnor: Whats the endgame for you sir. I mean sooner or later you guys will save the world. What happens to Balnor then. Big fan

For Pendergreens, have you considered taking your gaming talents to the next level in esports?

Moonshine, if you had to pick one person to be your first baby daddy who would it be?

Eric Applegate

Balnor, early on your colleagues were pronouncing your name more like Ball-nor, is that the real way to say it or just what you use when you are tearing up the basketball courts at the local Y?

Sammo Cando

Question for the host. Balnor, kill, fuck marry: hardwon, bev and moonshine. -Tessa

Tessa Harrison

Has Hardwons workout regime changed since the beginning of the adventure or since he was reincarnated?

Michael Dixon

Moonshine: have you given any more consideration to marrying a high elf with standing as your dad suggested? Would this impact your future role in the crick?

Balnor-How did it feel to kill zalek again?

fuck, marry or kill....moonshine, hardone or beverly?

Jacob cooper

Balnor: favourite shirt? Best season? Best seasonal activity?

Michael L

Hey, Balnor! I’m an avid tuna and crackers fan, and I’m wondering what the is the perfect tuna/mayo/other ingredient ratio is??

Alex Attwell

What are some character race/class combinations you've been wanting to do? You've talked about the next campaign maybe being like the Lannisters with multiple characters having to outwit eachother, what would be some interesting builds for that?

Theodore Carraro

Where do you catch the Tuna for your sandwiches?

ThatManGareth

I gotta ask - on the last Hearthside Chats, it was said that Cricks have babies in litters, does this mean Moonshine has full siblings?

Kris DeLine

Bev- plans for a Green Teens demolition derby chapter?

Creamy or Crunchy Peanut Butter?

Hank Taylor

Hey Balnor , are you hot. I’ve pictured you as s2 Jaime Lannister with a mustache since the fey wild

jacket22

Fmk: Josh, Rust, rodian

Yusuf Qureshi

Aside from the tuna sandwiches, what’s your favourite item in the bag?

Jenny morash

Do you prefer tuna in water or sunflower oil?

Ooooh! Have your feelings for Moonshine worn off? Or how are you liking that badass sword Beverly have ya??

Finn

When you all jumped off the side of the mountain after defeating the purple worm, why didn’t you, Moonshine, and Beverly just jump into the bag and let Hardwon jump off holding it with the ring of featherfall?

G.X. Barnett

Or Mrs. Toegold, since Bev is 16.

Joe Somerville

How high is the sexual tension between moonshine and hardwon?

Hardwon, if you could learn one spell what would it be?

Eric Applegate

Would you rather fight 1 dragon sized tuna sandwich monster or 100 tuna sandwich sized dragons?

What does balnor's morning routine look like?

braydon Orthner

Hey Balnor - first time, long time. Have you ever heard of this Flying Sword named John Elway? Im hearing he's putting up big wins in the wizard college league and could be signed by the pros. Thoughts?

Bob Buel

How many creep shots of Hardwon are on Bev's speaking stone?

Michael McDougall

If there was no more tuna...what kind of sandwiches would you eat?

Jacob cooper

What is everyone's go-to pick up line?

Kirstie T

Question for the Boobs, are you guys going to miss Pendergreens?

MJMM

How does it feel to keep being left out #wherewasbalnor

Samual brewis

How many mayo nuts can you fit in your mouth at once?

Honor Burke

What would balnor wish for if he had access to a wish spell? Would he bring his family into reality?

Yusuf Qureshi

Fuck Marry Kill: Luna, Gemma, and Ol’ Cobb

Keanu DRAMAFACE

What is your favorite vacation spot?

What makes a good bag?

What's Balnor's favorite part of the adventure so far?

pluckythechicken

Question for balnor: Fuck, marry, kill: hardwon, moonshine, and bev.

Joe Somerville

For Balnor- What has it been like going from just a somewhat backstage character to being a main part of the band of boobs? And have you named your sword?

How's Hardwon's new gains been coming along?

Jordan Suleiman

What's your favorite Dad Yacht Rock song right now?

Would you rather be half tuna or half sandwich

Keanu DRAMAFACE

Do you think there’s a chance Bobby’s soul lives inside tony tuna?

Keanu DRAMAFACE

Obviously gotta ask - what goes into the perfect tuna sandy?

Robert