Short Rest: Ep. 49: Milk and Honey

'Extraneous hemps and extraneous milks' really sent me over

i am a smapphire

Memphis mentioned 👀

Alex Mayhem

I’m team milk

Dr. Eggman

Omg thank you so much. I have for years been trying to think of the name of a music video with an animated bunny jumping on a bed. But could not for the life of me think of the name or band Till Murph brought up counting crows and I realized it was fucking Accidentally In Love. Sitting in traffic right now freaking out 😆

sasquatch Z

The first 6 minutes is exactly why I subscribe to this patreon 💜

ColbyCheese

Jake's "CHRISTopher Robin" joke was slept on.

Faron Woods

Bev's catchphrase is Kaloo Kalay

Amanda Fowler

Emily's insane hemp milk song Always makes me so confused as to why she's so adamant about her blatantly incorrect call and response song 🤣

Shelby Grice

Not sure if this is what Murph was referencing, but there was an episode of the New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh where they went to "The Land of Milk & Honey" which was full of piglets that tried to make Piglet their king. Watching that over and over on a vhs as a child has burned it into my brain as the first thing I think of when hearing the phrase "milk & honey"

Laura C

I mean the obvious answer is to say give me a hemp *hemp* you got your hemp you got your hemp, give me a milk *milk* you got your milk you got your milk you got your hemp you got you milk you got your hemp you got your milk. Makes sense. Makes the song longer. Win, win.

austinoxner

Oh my god Emily’s hemp milk song has me falling over at work. Just Patreon gold.

Winterbat

Just curious if anyone knows how Cran and Durlin's green knight powers would work now that they don't believe in Pelor or any other god?

meeemster

Right?? It's so obvious there's even a saying about it. You catch more beekins with honey than with vinegar.

meeemster

I literally died laughing listening to the hemp milk song 🎵 this is why I spent $5 for short rests.

Joelle H

Vinegar? Opposite of honey

SYDNEY TATUM

The absolute serotonin rush of listening to the Hemp Milk convo never seems to fade no matter how many times I listen to it! Literally laugh out loud every time! 😂

Britt Murphy

Sticky: advantage on grapple checks, both difficult Terrain and climbing does not affect your speed and once a day you can create a honey potion that would come off of a level table like level 1-5 you can create minor healing potions from Level 6 to 10 the next level up healing potions etc...

Justin Williams

Y’all are just the best

Madye Stromboli

My fiance and I call them "ritos" in our household.

Olivia C.

omg I'm so glad I get the hemp milk joke now

Wylie Whiteaker

Didn't they had the hemp-milk discussion once before hahahahaha

Glenn Dhooge

Oh god and it wasn't Job who killed his son I'm so sorry

1man2hands

Look I hate to be a dick about this, but Emily's version of the hemp milk song makes no goddamn sense

1man2hands

I just love this hemp milk argument so dang much. I always come back to this short rest for this.

Emma Margaret

Caw cawcuss

George Lister

Lol there is a land of milk and honey in Winnie the Pooh!!!! I think a bunch of little piglets chant about it.

Rachel Indelicato

Can we have gushers yet?

katie ricketts

My rose was when the bird shit on Bev and Murph said, “I’m a bird! I just shit everywhere!”

Claire Coelho

I love that Murph always gets the boobs back on track when they go off on these little tangents, but since everyone was on his side with the hemp milk song this time he was happy to just live in this tangent forever hahaha.

Dave Consolazio

Just listened to the #browiegate episodes of 8BBC and Emily brings up the hemp milk and nut bag in that 😂

Will Brannon

You must make Emily watch all the classic Winnie the Pooh cartoons

S Koster

HEMP

Kundlin

Mishka is my go to bar tender with all my campaigns. I think i’ve had about 9 Mishkas now?

Lucas Machi

I hope next ep the boobs start treatment for their P"TEE-HEE"SD

Gwen Dobson

Just throwing it out there that vinegar is the opposite of honey

Mikii M

I feel like Emily talked about her hemp milk bag in the 8-bit book club podcast

Kevin Alman

We need more hemp milk discussion, stat another podcast

Oscar de la Garza

Other fun names for yellow fever!!! Yellow Jack,m and Bronze John

James Millard

I love listening to your banter. I got my $5 worth with this one

Taylor Roberts

Also, I hate that nobody acknowledged Jake's "CHRISTopher Robin" in the short rest. It makes me wonder how often that happens to him off-mic.

Ryan Oliver

The post that mentioned Beverly talking over Hardwon, for all who are interested. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/NotAnotherDnDPodcast/comments/alr9vx/spoilers_ep_48_it_was_a_cool_line_that_beverley/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.reddit.com/r/NotAnotherDnDPodcast/comments/alr9vx/spoilers_ep_48_it_was_a_cool_line_that_beverley/</a>

Ryan Oliver

Bazinga is what Sheldon says when he's being sarcastic cuz he's not good at being sarcastic.

U can't rewrite an Emily original! Milk!

Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord

yayyyyyyy Hot Date season 2 confirmed

Jesse Squire

The hemp milk thing legitimately made me cry laughing on the train home

Louise Flew

Hall can talk about literally anything and I'll listen to ALL OF IT

Kourtney McCrary

Emily’s version sounds better pace wise but it also makes absolutely no sense in the context of a call and response

Sheri Stonefield

Thanks daddy. Love you xx

Jack Kerferd

So this is a niche reference - the winter eladrin sound like a sad Adam Rose formerly of WWE.

Dustin Blechschmidt

I used Mishka in my campaign! She came back as a bar tender in a small farming village where my party started their campaign and led a revolt against high elves. The hero lives on!

Turner Tush

I love how it sounds like everything Emily watches on TV is delayed by at least 10 years perhaps 20. As if she's only just receiving the transmissions on a far away plane of existence. A fae earth. A 'faerth' if you will.

Frankenjam

Holy shit this week's short rest is so good. The Hemp Milk song and Winnie the Pooh discourse lmfao

Kelley Boonruang

Bazenga is what Sheldon saids after he makes one of his jokes that nobody thinks is funny lol.

Am3thystFlam3

HEMP! (and then I am immediately murdered by emily)

Zane

Hi there! Just wanted to let you know that this very funny ep and also the past couple Short Rests have disasppeared from the podcast feed for some reason?? Thanks for all the amazing goofs this week! ^_^

LemonLines99

GIVE ME A HEMP!

Mark Lanter

Same! Stuff like this is why I am a Patron.

Josnak

The fucking hemp milk discourse I’m in tears

Marisa

GREAT episode like always daddy storyteller!

Oooo daddy Murphy uploaded early today how kind of him

Alex Bonilla

Wooooooo!!!!!

Salty