Squishtober Day 7 => Pool *Insert Modest Mouse Song title/quote here*
"Hmph. . .I told you Val that I wanted a resort vacation with a beach or a pool but noooo~ you just had to be a 'beach' about the situation and just wanna 'Boogie' all night on the dance floor. . ." The woman scoffed as she trudged along. Her grip on her floating pool toy tightening with each word and remark as she vented her frustrations.
"I'd have been fine with your actions if we had merely talked it out, but nope~ you wanted quick and temporary satisfaction at the cost of your permenant fate. . . So when I saw you being rude to that one party on the dance floor and learned they owned a pool toy manufacturing line I knew exactly what was next~ Watching them squish and stomp you, dancing the night away across your smushable features as they got a bit tipsy at the resort and lost their shoes and sandals~ It was just too cathartic~ hehehe~ Then I just provided them with the new thin and malleable 'material' I acquired on the dance floor and they made me a one of a kind Boogie Board for a discounted price!~ Now. . . Saaaayy Floatie!~"