Update: January 21st, 2019

What it do, fools!!!!

Itcha boi, THE Dastails!!
Comin' atcha HOT from The West Siiiiiide!!!
That's right, y'all welcome!!
Holla holla, dolla bills y'all, fresh off da plate, we keepin' it Gucci!!!

*Gross amount of airhorn*
*The airhorn has spinning rims*
*Also a tasteful amount of gold chains*

NEWSFLASH: Editing is happening.

BORING!

Ya know what's fuckin lit tho?  *Insert like five fire emojis* Dat good-ass omelette I had at that Dutch place!!! That was some orgasmic jubilation up in this ho. Those Dutch mothafuckas know how to make a balla-ass omelette! Just call me "The Dutchtails".

Ya know what's wiiiiiild?! D&D! I hear these bitches stream it every Thursday and Saturday, but fuck those! I ain't in em! Lemme tell you the legend of the Bussy Boyos, Ya got my main man, Vanir: 5'6", 10' dick, robbin' thots by day, gettin pussy by night #BussyBandit.
OH MY GOD!!! WE SHOULDA BEEN THE BUSSY BANDITS!!! I'M SO STUPID!!!! DAYUMIT!!!!
Next we got, Jordi "Bust a kneecap" Tanwin, then we gots Jade "Jangles, slap the fish" Jameson, Alexis "Let's just light the bitch" Candlebright, Granpappy "Would you care for some light reading" Gran Greatbraid, and finally, The burrday boi, Thorpfrump "I am The Terror, but not actually" Bloodthump. We are the Bussy Bandits, GOD FUCKIN DAMN IT!!!!, I'm sorry, I'm still just pissed about this whole Bussy Boyos\Bandits situation. It was right there!!! Also, we beat up some guys and solved a mystery? I dunno, we burned down a guys house tho. It was pretty tight.

If you wanna see The Bussy Bandits IRL, get yo tickets to Sakura-Con!!!!
Yo minds gonna get blown! Well, something's gonna get blown! No guarantee what it'll be!
It's mah benis!

#NotReally #SorryIWasBornThisWay #GotEm #SorryAgain #CheckOutMyYouTubeChannel #https://www.youtube.com/user/TheDastails  #TheDutchtails #BussyBanditFoLyfe