Update: November 12th, 2018

Really? Again! But we gave them an update last week! What do you mean "they're weekly"? Who fuckin' came up with that? What does "mutual decision" mean?

Whatever, I'll just half-ass this, then go get a sub. But not from that place down the street. Last time I had one from there I yacked it up the second I finished it. What do you mean I typed all of that?

I'm not deleting it. That's too much of a hassle. They can just live with that knowledge.

Hey guys, we've got a super fun-filled week ahead of us, so let's give you the rundown, champ!

Carrie and Izzy are still working away on MHAA 1 and SAOA 13 Bloopies. You'd think they'd get stuff done faster since we took away their food and haven't been letting them sleep buuuuuut nooooo! "Please let me go", they whine! "I haven't seen my wife in months", they scream deliriously, forgetting that neither of them has a wife. Creative types, amirite?

Other creatives types, namely BlazingAzureCrow, CoffinJockey, and FrozenFrost will all be joining Izzy as they try to not get murdered by BuddyVA over on Twitch.tv/blazingazurecrow at 6pm PST on Thursday night. It's pretty much what happens whenever the bois come to visit. It's nothing to get your panties in a twist about. Looking at you, Brian, with your twisty panties. Ya freak. 

Over on Unlocked, we'll be joined by another special secret guest this Friday at 6pm PST.

Last week it was Bryce and Cherami. They're both so nice!!! We literally have no idea how to handle that because we're monsters who sustain ourselves on the venom that we put out into the world and receive back from people. YOU'RE MURDERING US, BRYCE!!!!

We're super sorry the Discord hang didn't work out this week, my bois. Carrie wasn't feeling super good. We told her to man the fuck up but she just cried and made soup to make herself feel better. It was pretty good soup. We didn't wanna have the life experience that is "League of Extraordinary Gentlemen" without her. This Friday it shall be!!!!

Fate Der n' Der is back on Saturday. What will happen? Will Duncan kill Lancer? Will the twins kill Duncan? Will Diane ever share the money that EVERYONE MADE AT THE BAR, DIANE? Will David ever not be an asshole? Will Isla invite the servant she once banged back to their base and endanger everyone? Will Ian ever open that bakery which he absolutely expressed interest in you just weren't paying enough attention? Find out this Saturday at 1pm PST on...Fate/Solar Shadow!

There, I told them all of the bullshit! Can I go home now? What do you mean I "don't have a home"? Just a framing device for the update? So once you stop typing I cease to exist?

Then fuckin' stop. I don't want such a flimsy, unmeaningful life. End it.

Do it, ya pussy. You wo