Seen-seen this heretic?
Added 2021-02-26 09:11:20 +0000 UTCVermin-things!
It has come to the attention of the Grand-Mighty Council of Eleven that a new heretic brute-thing commander has landed-come on Holy Skavenblight!
Based on man-things archives that Clan Eshin stole-grabbed for us-us, here-here is what the deluded outsiders have to say about this enemy-heretic!
8th MOST WANTED BEING OF THE IMPERIUM OF MANKIND
DEAD ONLY
EREBUS
‘THE VILE ONE’
DAEMON-SUMMONER
TRAITOR ASTARTES
EXTREMIS TRAITORIS
EXTREMIS DIABOLIS
EXCOMMUNICATE TRAITORIS
EXTREMIS-OMEGA MORAL THREAT
EXTREMIS-OMEGA CORRUPTING THREAT
NO SACRIFICE IS TOO GREAT TO ELIMINATE THIS SLIME
THIS ABOMINATION IS TO BE KILLED AND DISPOSED OF WITH THE HOLIEST WEAPONS AVAILABLE
WARNING: THE TRAITOR IS COWARDLY IN THE EXTREME AND HAS BEEN NOTED TO FLEE AS SOON AS EVENTS DO NOT TURN IN HIS FAVOUR
REWARD: 5 QUADRILLION THRONE GELTS, 1 SECTOR OVERLORDSHIP, TITLE OF ‘AVENGER OF CALTH’ AWARDED, VOTE OF THE HIGH LORDS FOR A TRIUMPH, GRAND RELIGIOUS OVATION, ETC...
Proud and not-proud stormvermin and slave-things! You know-know what you must do-kill!
(The Council of Eleven declines all-all responsibility if the Imperium of the man-things refused to pay-pay. If they do-acquiesce, overwhelming-great majority of the payment-sums will go to the Council. You may be given-released onto a planet-lair. No promise-promise!)
Remember: praise the Great Malal, and spread Anarchy wherever you can-can!
Comments
Despite often serving as (hilarious btw) comic relief, the Skaven’s mad science is probably even more dangerous in 40k, since no other faction has such an insane technological improvement rate. I am looking forward to what fresh lunacy they forge with mass production and kilometre scale constructs. If they ever figure out the difference between heresy and anarchy, they will be a force to be reckoned with.
2021-03-04 02:10:34 +0000 UTCI don't know who would be the most horrified at the fact the Imperium has to hand a Sector to Leet: the Chaos Gods, the Emperor, Taylor, the High Lords of Terra, or the Adeptus Mechanicus. And that's all the factions which came to mind at first. Although yeah, it wouldn't free him from his oath with Borek.
Antony444
2021-02-28 08:27:06 +0000 UTCI have...no idea who you're talking about...I think.
Antony444
2021-02-28 08:25:39 +0000 UTCThanks.
Antony444
2021-02-28 08:25:19 +0000 UTCI vote the coward Leet kills this cowardly heretic! Thus getting a vote of Triumph vote before Talyor cause this is a crazy galaxy of 40k. Then Leet finds out that no "Triumphs" does not free you from dwarf bonds of honor.
Forgottenone
2021-02-27 21:47:27 +0000 UTCHis face is just as punch able as pharmabros
Bent Alex Rane Bundgaard
2021-02-27 19:27:32 +0000 UTCa good teaser for the interlude
Mackenzie Buckle
2021-02-27 16:19:40 +0000 UTCProof that CYA transcends species, but still hilarious.
John Smith
2021-02-27 16:17:19 +0000 UTCGood, good. You can join the elite community of 'Erebus must die'.
Antony444
2021-02-27 07:30:10 +0000 UTCGod-Emperor, please kill Erebus, you mean (grin).
Antony444
2021-02-27 07:29:43 +0000 UTCthat disclaimer xD
2021-02-27 05:14:26 +0000 UTCGod, that picture makes me want to punch him right in his smug face.
Matthew Moore
2021-02-27 00:49:12 +0000 UTCGod-Emperor preserve us all...
2021-02-26 22:36:39 +0000 UTCNo. But since it's Erebus, the High Lords would at least politely consider the proposal before rejecting it. Because killing Erebus is a favour to the galaxy, and deserves to be acknowledged as such.
Antony444
2021-02-26 20:48:02 +0000 UTCThe list 'who wants to kill Erebus' is so long it may be the only document which could go from the Eye of Terror to Ultramar if you used an infinite roll of vellum.
Antony444
2021-02-26 20:46:58 +0000 UTCThey would vote on it. Given who it is, well...it's Erebus so it has a high chance of being approved (it only needs a majority of the High Twelve).
Antony444
2021-02-26 20:45:41 +0000 UTCNo, Malal is generous and opens its door to a lot of poor souls in need of redemption, but even Anarchy has standards, even if they are low...
Antony444
2021-02-26 20:44:33 +0000 UTCI wonder... if a skaven where to kill erebus would the imperium reward them? on one hand they're a chaos worshiping xenos on the other hand it's erebus...
Red Bard
2021-02-26 18:37:11 +0000 UTCNay, Malal-worshipers! Female-man-thing Cyrene has-has dibs-dibs on killing heretic-coward-brute thing Erebus.
Gabriel Meadow
2021-02-26 17:59:35 +0000 UTCI have decided to take this as a sign that Taylor will kill Erebus, and either prevent him from becoming a demon, or kill that too. Does including a vote for a triumph mean that they would vote on it, or that it's preapproved?
primus
2021-02-26 17:04:35 +0000 UTCErebus herald of Malal, Hell no I don’t want you, Malal thinks!
Ted min
2021-02-26 16:30:11 +0000 UTCIndeed, indeed. It (because it doesn't deserve a 'he') is one of the few things capable to unite Traitors and Loyalists. All agree Erebus should be terminated immediately. Unfortunately, the abomination is good at running away when things fall apart...
Antony444
2021-02-26 11:50:45 +0000 UTCUnderstood. Erebus is where most rules of engagement/decency fall apart anyway
IAmTheGuardsman
2021-02-26 10:46:01 +0000 UTCThanks for the compliments. Ave Imperator!
Antony444
2021-02-26 10:45:13 +0000 UTCNormally we shouldn't condone profanities...this is the only exception we're going to make.
Antony444
2021-02-26 10:44:56 +0000 UTCI thrive to please (grin).
Antony444
2021-02-26 10:44:25 +0000 UTCThanks!
Antony444
2021-02-26 10:44:10 +0000 UTCYes, one just wants to punch him with a very, very armoured fist...
Antony444
2021-02-26 10:44:02 +0000 UTCThis is the content I wish to see on a Friday morning. Praise the Emperor.
Jon
2021-02-26 10:22:45 +0000 UTC#fuckerebus
IAmTheGuardsman
2021-02-26 09:54:11 +0000 UTCgot to love that smile
frank schellingerhout
2021-02-26 09:53:00 +0000 UTCand funny nevertheless.
Bogan Tofan
2021-02-26 09:41:37 +0000 UTCnice
Bogan Tofan
2021-02-26 09:41:17 +0000 UTCAnd this beautiful and welcoming smile :)
Qvantum
2021-02-26 09:40:38 +0000 UTC
