King Myd'ass's Bracelets
Added 2023-06-03 17:39:42 +0000 UTCEverybody knows about King Midas, but the MORT has been trying to play down stories of his much cooler cousin, King Myd'ass. It's the curse with no foreseeable downsides!
It's rare that agents fight to keep a cursed relic out in the public and it was a sad day when the Director cruelly locked the Bracelets away in a storage vault.
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I think they're made of gold, not brass. Zing! Now they just need to watch out for any Tit-anium earrings or other matching accessories.
2023-06-05 01:46:50 +0000 UTCMore like "br-ass-lets"
Ross Phillips
2023-06-05 01:42:09 +0000 UTC
