Happy Days (Gatherings)

(Lucifer's POV)

I was moments away from seeing my daughter and the surprise she had for me to see. I felt my depression be put into a corner for once in I don't know how many years... Then I get summoned to some basement by a bunch of cultists that worship me and all of my happiness went away. I just wanted to do whatever they wanted me to do so I can just go. Unfortunately for me, they also had a bunch of stupid questions and they had enough to keep me here for hours. I could just kill them, but I don't want blood on my last clean coat. The organizers of this shity gathering stepped up next to me while I was still in this circle they thought I was bound to.

(D/N)-We are all dying to know when is your second coming to Earth to claim it as your own.

Lucifer-Well, I will get to it when I get to it. How about that?

The day I come back to Earth is the day Heaven offers me to return which will be never.

(M/N)-What plans do you have for your followers, our Prince of Darkness?

Lucifer-Um... It's a mystery that your Prince will keep a secret.

Member#1-I would offer myself to be anything for you! 

Member#2-I will be the vessel for your next child!

Member#3-When are the lemon bars coming out?

(D/N)-Lemon bars?

Member#3-When I got invited, the guy said there would be lemon bars.

Member#4-I was promised wine and brownies.

(D/N)-Dammit! Who here promised food and drinks to this event?!

I saw almost half of these 45 people raise their hands.

Old lady-I am just here because it was too hot outside while I was waiting for the bus.

(M/N)-Whoever is not here for Lucifer, get the fuck out and I hope your suffering is eternal!

This crowd went from 45 to 18 to fill this basement. Now these 2 idiots got on their knees and the rest followed them while I just kept a straight face.

(D/N)-We can not apologize enough! If it makes you feel any better, we sent our child into a portal as an offering to you! I hope the pure soul we raised pleased you!

Lucifer-Child?

(M/N)-He came from me!... I will even offer my body to you right now!

(D/N)-What?! You are my wife! I already had sex with you! You are impure!

(M/N)-To that nubby pig in a blanket?

They both argued and it ended with this woman getting naked in front of me, but I just looked away. They got her to put a cloak on and I just wanted to pay what was given, so I can leave. Gotta put on a show.

Lucifer-My loyal and intelli-... My loyal followers! For a sacrifice of the lamb's blood, I will grant you all a... a task! A task in which I will return and grant you an artifact to the chosen!

(D/N)-Who gets the task?

Lucifer-What? Oh. Um... Where is the preacher guy from earlier?

I looked around and nobody saw him until he came back in with a lemon bar.

Preacher-Why is everyone looking at me?

Lucifer-Ok, whoever finds a... descendent of heaven and captures them will get the artifact. As for the rest of you, I banish you all to heaven and away from me and this group when your time comes and your time before that. Only need the strong and all that.

Member#2-Isn't Heaven supposed to be something of a paradise for the Christians?

Lucifer-It's something.

(M/N)-We have so much to learn from you. ~

Lucifer-I know, right?

((M/N)'s POV)

What I would not give to have a child with him. He already knows I am willing to give a child to him, so he must know I am serious! I just wonder if I would be his 3rd wife... What am I saying, he only had Lilith. I turned back to the preacher who was still eating a lemon bar... Until a piece fell out of his shocked and open mouth.

(M/N)-Lucifer was here and we got a task from him, and you couldn't bother to stay and listen?!

Preacher-... This shit is real?... I'm not tripping balls from that portal thing?

I devoted 5 years and 9 months to making this whole thing happen... Next time, I know another human sacrifice.

(D/N)-Why would you be tripping balls?! Are you on acid?!

Preacher-Does licking frogs count? 

Member#1-There's not even a creek around here.

Preacher-Which is why I got banned from many pet stores. People call it a problem, but here is the thing. I don't care.

Old lady-All of you are fucking dogshit.

We all looked to see the old lady was still at the end of the room. Why is she even still here?!

(M/N)-I told you and the other non-believers to fuck off!

Old lady-I need time before getting up and getting up the stairs... Also, I am pretty sure I missed my bus after watching the magical midget clown.

(D/N)-THAT WAS THE REAL PRINCE OF DARKNESS, LUCIFER!!!

Old lady-And this is the sound of me wanting his number for my grandson's birthday party.

(Timeskip 3 Hours)

((D/N)'s POV)

We got the crazy bat out of our house and by that we mean she died falling down the stairs, so we buried her in the backyard.

(Flashback Start)

Old lady-I'm still alive fuckheads! deep inhale Call an ambulance!

WHACK

I hit the bitch in the head with a shovel before I started to bury her.

(Flashback End)

Rest in peace, granny. Now, we could focus on the task Lucifer gave us to find something directly from Heaven which means it can not be made from man. Not even Jesus from when he died on Earth. Nothing online, but iron crosses on Amazon or some other shit in a museum that was man-made.

Preacher-Listen to me, if Lucifer gave us a task then of course we won't find the answers the easy way online! We need to go out into the world and explore! There has to be something from heaven and there may be sightings!

Member-This is not some bigfoot hunt and even if we did go out. Where would we start looking?

Preacher-Where the others would worship their God... A church.

(M/N)-The church in town? It's man-made.

Preacher-Man-made, but where some say miracles happen. And not just any church in a small town... 'The' church. St. Peter's Basilica. We need to go there, so... order tickets!

We all looked at each other and I was 40% sure he was tripping frog balls right now, but it made sense. We all started to chip in money for tickets.

(D/N)'s mind-My lord. We gave you the purest soul we could offer and we won't let you down with this task! What could be a bigger role in your life for a human soul to be at your side?!

((Y/N)'s POV)

(Y/N)-Grandpa?

He looked happy to see me, but I thought Grandpas weren't real. Like the doctor's office or a dentist.

Grandpa-When did you two adopt?! My baby is a mom now!

Mommy-What took you so long anyway?

Lucfier-Oh, I got summoned and gave some cultists a wild goose chase. I just didn't think you got their kid.

Mommy-Their kid?... Also, I think that is long enough to be past bedtime. 

Mama-Here, I'll get him ready for bed.

Mama took me, so Mommy and Grandpa could talk. When I got her finger to suck on it while we go back to our room I started to wonder what else was real. While I was sucking on Mama's finger we saw Niftty running and looking happy.

Niftty-Free! Free! Frreeeee! ~

Mama-Niftty?!

She tried to jump onto us, but Mama kept on turning around to keep on the ground and it was like a fun ride! While they were both talking, I only laughed and giggled, wanting her to go faster when she started running. When we go to our room she closed and locked the door.

(Y/N)-Giggles Again! Again!

Mama-Who was supposed to hold her leash?!

(Mimzy's POV)

I decided to tie Niftty to a post somewhere while I lay down and catch my breath. When I get (Y/N) out of here with me, I will even go to the Ring of Wrath or Lust or something. I crawled into the vent again and rested while I heard (Y/N) laughing and giggling in the bathroom with someone.

Mimzy's mind-After dealing with that creepy little maid and her dragging me around. I should be the one in there with him!

(Charlie's POV)

Dad was really happy that he had a grandchild that Vaggie and I adopted as our baby and wanted to know everything. I thought it selfish that I wanted to keep my baby all to myself with Vaggie to limit the sharing. Dad continued his visit and then we ran into Alastor.

Alastor-Greetings!

((Y/N)'s POV)

Splash

I smiled at my baby playing on my lap while I relaxed in the bath with him, but sometimes his mind would go off to other places. When he stopped playing and snuggled with me he had an adorable little thinking face on with his chin resting on his hands. My heart raced a little and then he looked up at me.

(Y/N)-Mama, is the doctor's office real?

Mama-... Yes. Why are you bringing this up?

(Y/N)-I didn't think Grandpas were real because, but just that a Mommy or a Daddy would also have a Daddy.

Mama-That's a Grandpa, Honey. Grandpa Lucifer.

(Y/N)-Really?! I heard a lot of stories about him! My old mommy said he was an angel before he ruled his own kingdom!

Mama-That's right.

(Y/N)-Does that make Mommy an angel?

Mama-Giggles No, she's not an angel, Sweetie. ~

(Y/N)-But angels are nice like you and Mommy. My old daddy said that I couldn't be with angels since I was made for Lucifer.

Vaggie-You are the sweetest, little thing I have ever met. It doesn't make you an angel though... I think you are something better than that. ~

(Y/N)-Really... Did you ever see an angel before?

Vaggie-Um... Well... I did a long time ago, but then I met Mommy and fell in love. ~

(Y/N)-Then you met me and fell in love with me?

Vaggie-That's right. Come here, you little-. ~

He jumped up and gave me hugs and kisses. Everything was perfect, but something he said put a damper on the mood. Not enough to ruin the moment though.

(Y/N)-Even I know you are better, but I want to see an angel someday and be friends.

Vaggie-... Anything is 'possible' I guess.

(???'s POV)

Cletus-THAT will NEVER happen!

Collin-But it is the best chance we g-g-got!

The boys were out there arguing while I was trying to enjoy a bath, if you could even call this big tub of lightly boiled water a bath compared to what I used to get. We all were trying to find a way to get back into Heaven and it might be possible since we were born up there unlike the filthy demons down below or the sinners who were sent there. I just know there has to be something we can do. When I got out of the bath and dried off before getting dressed in clean clothes, I looked in the mirror... It only reminded me of what happened.

Keenie-Just... Keep it together. We can find a way... You didn't pull the trigger to cut the rope, Cletus did. Cletus didn't mean to do it either. We are still pure. We just need to do more good deeds. Heaven is bound to see that there was a mistake and let us speak our part.

Just then Collin came into the bathroom after he knocked first.

Collin-Keenie, I think I found a way to contact Heaven again. We just have to go to the biggest church in the world.

Keenie-Collin... Sigh I guess we haven't tried that, yet.

Collin-I will finish making lunch for the flight and we will be on our way.

I kept a smile on my face for him, but when he closed the door, I looked around this bathroom from a cabin in the woods before I cried.

Keenie-Please. Sniffle hic Please, oh Heavinly father. I know I have sinned, but I did not do so on purpose... Give me something of a chance to prove it soon. sobbing