Vote for the next False Knees T Shirts!
Added 2019-09-20 20:33:53 +0000 UTCHi Patrons!
It's been a hectic few weeks here at False Knees Corp. I got really sick with a stomach bug for a week, and Josh has been suffering from tendonitis in his wrist for the past month, which is really scary for an artist! I think it's mostly due to the Apple mouse he's been using, which is stylish, but it may be time to get him an ergonomic mouse. On top of all this, we've been renovating our kitchen for the past 2 months, and that's a pretty chaotic ordeal. We're sick of takeout food and can't wait to eat home cooked meals again when this is done!
Anyways, I don't mean to be whining - this is just what's going on behind the scenes :) Now that the book launch is over, Josh is eager to work on the next project, which is making more T Shirts for False Knees fans to show off which bird team they're on. You already know about the first one he made with the crow - this design will stay as limited edition! (Thanks to all of you that ordered one!! We're still waiting on the matching tank tops). But moving forward, we'll be using Bonfire for T Shirts. This is a US company that specialises in ethical and high-quality T Shirts, and makes it super easy to fundraise while selling T Shirts, which is something Josh has been wanting to do to support wildlife conservation efforts, animal shelters, and other animal causes. So, a perfect match!
When thinking of designs, we thought it would be really fun to get you involved in voting on which designs you'd like to see made. We have 12 designs on which we'd love your input - please vote on your favourites below! Here are the options (please note these are just sketches to give you an idea - Josh will draw them nicer and with more details :)):
Red-Winged Blackbird:

Flying Art Crow:

I Am Artist Art Crow:

I'll Burn This City Down Crow:

Raccoon Close-Up:

Phone Raccoon:

Chickadee on Sumac:

House Wren and Flowers:

House Sparrows on Lights:

Beautiful Fucking Day Rabbit:

Seagull and Fries:

Make Time House Finch:

I know, it's hard to choose :) If this is a success he'll add more designs over time, but for now we'll pick the top 4-5 that get the most votes! You can vote on as many options as you like.
Also, Josh will probably also have some T Shirts with a full comic on, like the one below. It involves a different printing technique which, in our opinion, makes not as nice a T Shirt as screen printing (which will be the technique used for the designs above), but there's been such a huge amount of people asking for this one specifically that he'll make it available for purchase.

Alright patrons, get votin'!
Comments
Gah - It is hell to choose.
Meris Williams
2019-09-25 04:07:52 +0000 UTCThe House Wren and Flowers is my desktop background. I'd love to see it on merchandise from False Knees : ) T-Shirt or Mug.
bob bob
2019-09-24 13:27:23 +0000 UTCI really want the Make Time one, lol!
Alyssa
2019-09-24 01:53:55 +0000 UTCReally hard to choose. Sheesh!
Lorraine McCrory
2019-09-22 23:24:08 +0000 UTCI do love them all. Thank goodness Josh will make 4-5 of them!
Lori Stokes
2019-09-21 18:19:51 +0000 UTCOk, to be fair I'd wear ANY and ALL of these shirts. I tried to keep my voting to my very favorite ones though.
Renée Krulich
2019-09-21 00:37:07 +0000 UTCMy wife has told me to vote for the raccoon.
Steve
2019-09-20 21:07:27 +0000 UTCI'll Burn This City Down Crow, hands down.
Brynn Metheney
2019-09-20 20:49:56 +0000 UTCI don't know if it's feasible but I would also love to own a sweatshirt with one of these designs for the upcoming cooler months! Oh and big mugs for tea! :)
Lisa Villarreal
2019-09-20 20:46:24 +0000 UTC