【差分10枚】マッチングアプリで知り合った野良アンドロイドを強制マスター登録（？）しちゃう話

マスター（支援者）の皆様へ 【野良アンドロイド ナナシィ】 過去に所有者から捨てられ、現在は「ノラ（所有者なしの機械人形）」として稼働しているアンドロイド。ヒト×ロボットを繋ぐ、政府公認マッチングアプリ「マキナ★レジスタ」に登録しており、プロフィールでは「新たな所有者探し」を公言しているようだが、やっていることはほとんど「パ◯活」。相手を小馬鹿にする態度から、しばしばトラブルに巻き込まれるが「あたしも生きるのに必死なんです〜w」と煙にまき、悪びれる様子はない。 【政府公認 マッチングアプリ マキナ★レジスタ】 ヒト×ロボットを繋ぐ、政府公認マッチングアプリ。 マスター不在や所有者不明となった“野良アンドロイド”と、アンドロイド所有を希望する人をマッチングすることを目的とする。お互いが最愛のパートナーを見つけるための、人にも機械人形にも配慮した全く新しい出会いのかたちをサポートする、としているが、しばしば「パ◯活」の温床になっていることが問題視されている。 【Nanashii, a stray android】 An android who was abandoned by her owner in the past and is now operating as “Nora” (a mechanical doll without an owner). She is registered on “Machina★Register,” a government-approved matching application that connects humans and robots, and although she professes in her profile that she is “looking for a new owner,” most of what she does is “fat-cat” activities. Her attitude of making fun of others often gets her into trouble, but she doesn't seem to take it personally, saying, “I'm struggling to survive, too! 【Government-approved matching app Makina★Register】 A government-approved matching application that connects humans and robots. Its purpose is to match “stray androids” whose masters are missing or whose owners are unknown, with people who wish to own androids. It claims to support a completely new form of dating that is considerate of both humans and mechanical dolls, so that both parties can find their beloved partners. 【translation】 Wait! What are you doing? 　 Are you trying to mess with my head? If you do that, you'll go to jail for sure! I'm going to call the police on the radio now... Huh? Ggh... You can't force a girl to be yours... That's why you can't get a human girl, right? LOL! I guess that's why you can't get a human girl... I won't be defeated by your little fry-boy program.... Zaaa....handsome Zaaa... Za....ko... Za... Za... Master registration completed♡♡ Haha, I'm sorry for saying such a nasty thing earlier... I'll pay you 30,000 yen so please let me serve you right now... ♡♡♡ Onii-San, you know... What are you thinking with your dead fish eyes? It's a little creepy... lol Are you thinking of something erotic?　 Well, whatever... Anyway, now that we've got the money, let's go to a hotel. You're so sweet!