【先行8枚】マッチングアプリで知り合った野良アンドロイドにパ◯活誘導されちゃう話

マスター（支援者）の皆様へ 【野良アンドロイド ナナシィ】 過去に所有者から捨てられ、現在は「ノラ（所有者なしの機械人形）」として稼働しているアンドロイド。ヒト×ロボットを繋ぐ、政府公認マッチングアプリ「マキナ★レジスタ」に登録しており、プロフィールでは「新たな所有者探し」を公言しているようだが、やっていることはほとんど「パ◯活」。相手を小馬鹿にする態度から、しばしばトラブルに巻き込まれるが「あたしも生きるのに必死なんです〜w」と煙にまき、悪びれる様子はない。 【政府公認 マッチングアプリ マキナ★レジスタ】 ヒト×ロボットを繋ぐ、政府公認マッチングアプリ。 マスター不在や所有者不明となった“野良アンドロイド”と、アンドロイド所有を希望する人をマッチングすることを目的とする。お互いが最愛のパートナーを見つけるための、人にも機械人形にも配慮した全く新しい出会いのかたちをサポートする、としているが、しばしば「パ◯活」の温床になっていることが問題視されている。 【Nanashii, a stray android】 An android who was abandoned by her owner in the past and is now operating as “Nora” (a mechanical doll without an owner). She is registered on “Machina★Register,” a government-approved matching application that connects humans and robots, and although she professes in her profile that she is “looking for a new owner,” most of what she does is “fat-cat” activities. Her attitude of making fun of others often gets her into trouble, but she doesn't seem to take it personally, saying, “I'm struggling to survive, too! 【Government-approved matching app Makina★Register】 A government-approved matching application that connects humans and robots. Its purpose is to match “stray androids” whose masters are missing or whose owners are unknown, with people who wish to own androids. It claims to support a completely new form of dating that is considerate of both humans and mechanical dolls, so that both parties can find their beloved partners. 【translation】 Thanks for matching with us today, Oni-san! I really appreciate you treating me to pancakes, too. This Machina Register app that allows stray androids to find masters is really useful. It's really useful, isn't it? But to be honest, I don't think I'm going to meet him a second time. Machina Register” is an authorized matching app under the jurisdiction of the government. It matches “stray androids” without a master or whose owner is unknown with people who wish to own androids! The date of manufacture, manufacturer, and pseudo-personality settings can be checked before the “encounter! What is innovative is that the mechanical doll has the right to choose. We support a completely new type of encounter that takes into consideration both the person and the machine doll in order to find a mutually beloved partner! Do you think I'm going to be atrocious if I talk about anime and games all the time? After meeting him, I realized once again that he is not a good match for me. Well, I can't make a master contract with you, but... I'd be happy to let you have sex with me at least once. How about 30,000 yen for the hotel? I mean I'll let you fuck me if you pay 30,000 yen for the hotel. You're shaking! You look like you've had your dignity violated by a stray robot. You're thinking, “Before, I could have falsified my pseudo-personality and forcefully registered myself as a master,” aren't you? See, see, see. Why don't you connect a terminal to this port here and mess with my head? Well, nowadays, if you do that, you'll go to the piggy bank immediately, right? I'm taking out crumpled 30,000 yen from my wallet. I'm really miserable~w Zako ♡♡♡♡♡♡ Zako♡♡ Sorry, sorry, I'm getting a little carried away. Well then, let's go to a hotel, shall we?