A Letter from Dave
Added 2018-07-31 18:00:02 +0000 UTCMy dearest Ultra Mega Pals,
If I were to suffer from a cardiological catastrophe out of the blue one day in the future - a day like any other day, one where I am perhaps taking part in my favourite pasttimes, such as doing a kite or trout whistling - and I were to be taken to the emergency room, the doctor would make some startling discoveries as they gazed into my chest hole. In amongst the sinew, subcutaneous fat, self-loathing and toothpasty, clotted blood, they would find something else- joy.
Joy, that is, from the endless show of support you have shown us as Patreon backers. Sweet happiness and gratituity at the dancing display of compassion you have delivered like a flaring peacock that has the words "I LIKE INTERNET CARTOONS" written across it's feathers in sharpie. Why, it's enough to make the surgeon scream in delight, rip my heart right out and play it like an ocarina as they clap their feet in the air and do a jig.
And that's how I die. You literally killed me with your generosity. I am dead now. This is your fault. Murderer.
PS. We're currently planning a lot of REALLY cool new stuff for the Youtube channel, ENTIRELY thanks to your help- we wouldn't be able to do this without you. Expect a lot of totally new fun content very soon!
Anyway, here's a gif of me dancing from when I was 18 (that's 2002).
-Dave
