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Rare Exports

Another year down the fucking shitter. Here's one last damn review of a piece of crap film about some gay ass bullshit. It's supposed to be a scary Santa film about a giant krampus monster, only it's not scary and doesn't actually have a Santa and the Krampus monster never even bothers coming out of his ice cube.

A pointless pile of putrid poop, stuffed into your stocking with crap and crud, and dumped in a stinking heap on the rug. Pass me the rum and the nog, my nug. Cause i don't give a flying fug.

Rare Exports

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The Enzian theater in Florida has tried to make Rare Exports like some Christmas cult classic, like they play it every single year and shove it down the patrons' faces. Like geez, it's OKAY for what it is, but it's absolutely no classic film. Redditor filmtards are weird.

Tristan

Made my yearly reshare of Sad Boi Celebrates New Years to my friends. Just wanted to thank you for everything you've posted this year. Always makes my day a little brighter. Wishing the best for you and looking forward to another year.

Quentin Carver


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