Damn Stinking Hockey Game
Added 2024-09-01 04:39:48 +0000 UTCI don’t care for hockey. Just a bunch of guys in oversized shirts skating around and beating each other up. The skating is lame because everyone is fighting, and the fighting is lame because everyone is on ice skates. Figure skating is less gay than hockey.
The only good thing about hockey is the one guy who took his hockey sticks out of the rink and started cracking the skulls of lowlifes and lawbreakers. Hockey served it’s purpose in creating Casey Jones and doesn’t need to exist beyond that. A hockey video game? Doubly pointless.
That’s just my opinion. You can love hockey if you want. But even if you do, avoid this modernized crime of false advertising. I played it for what seemed like a hundred years and not only did i not see any hockey, I'm not even sure i saw a game. It was just the typical endless maze of menus and license agreements, followed by a mandatory tutorial that offends the senses and liquefies the shit.
So if your crap is impacted and you want a hockey game that is neither hockey nor a game, take this fat laxative and dump your ass out.
E. A. Sports. It’s in the toilet.
