endlessjess

Columns

Added 2024-08-31 23:05:11 +0000 UTC

Here's another nostalgic favorite of mine. I didn’t have a game boy, I had a Genesis, and Columns was my Tetris. No wait, I must have had a game boy. I remember Avenging Spirit and Gradius on it. Well whatever, Columns was still my Tetris. In fact it’s better than Tetris. Tetris is for nerds.

Tetris Attack is pretty cool. That one had Yoshi in it. Pokemon Puzzle League on the 64 was sort of the sequel, they just changed the name and replaced Yoshi with Pikachu and Team Rocket and stuff. Hey, RIP to that chick that did the voice of Misty and Jessie. Jessie was fine as fuck. She was one bad bitch. I also like Bust-a-Move 2 on the Playstation. But none of that shit matters cause I’m talking about COLUMNS.

Here’s how Columns goes down... smooth. You gotta match the columns, ya dig? What really elevates it is the phenomenal music and ancient history aesthetic. The sound effects are perfect as well. This game kicks so much ass, you don’t even know, but you’re about to.