Katamari: Waffle House Hero
Added 2023-06-15 18:35:16 +0000 UTCThis is the last of the Katamari videos i have. I must have forgotten to post it because it's been sitting for a while, despite clearly being an artifact of great significance. I'd continue the series but i'm pretty sure i finished the game off camera so if you want to see more take it up with Namco and tell em to make a new katamari game, which i will then be too cheap to buy at launch and only pick up years later when it's on sale for 5 bucks.
In this video i discuss one of my most hated topics, dogs. As well as some of my favorite topics, Waffle House, Joe Dirt, and hating dogs. Ha ha, hee hee, a simple kind of man is me. I long for a simpler time. A time when folk of all races got along, called the 1990s. Thanks to my efforts as an ally in the present, some of that unity is coming back, mostly at various Waffle House locations across America.
Umm. That's all. I don't know what else to say about this. It's funny. You laugh. Love me. God i'm falling apart. Life is killing me. A termite infestation of curses and woes is nibbling away at the corners of my mind. Just gotta roll those troubles up in a Katamari and set it burning through space, right alongside the hopes and dreams that set to burning years ago. You better be laughing. It's funny, damn it. Funny in an irreverent way for you, funny in a cosmic way for me. Every time i make a post here i slide a little closer to becoming The Joker.
