Echo Pod 4 - Pooh Bear and Boo Bray

AAH GOD It's the ECHO POD. Starring me, The Dolphin Master. Today I'm talking about a land mammal. A bear. A stuffed one. Specifically that cuddly little wubbly fluffily fucking tubby little stuffed with stuff we all know, Winnie The Fuggin Pooh Bear. 

Yes it was bound to happen. Someone out there was finally based enough to ask me about pooh, and for your good deed everyone gets rewarded with the 100 acre rant contained within. It's a real wild tirade, man. Wild like Tigger, that old troublesome bouncer. Not just any bouncer. THE Bouncer, for playstation 2. That's how cool Tigger is, he's literally The Bouncer. 

But enough of that bullshit i've got a whole other topic in here on top of it. It's a wrestling topic. A cool wrestling topic. A SCARY one. Yes, even scarier than Heffalumps and woozles. We're talking SUPERNATURAL wrestling gimmicks. Straight out of Parts unknown, here to commune with my friends on the other side and do some spells. I really explore this topic, i spelunk it. It's a deep dive into the spooky side of the ring. 

Just when you think you can't possibly survive any more wrestling, guess what? There's more. Cause i still gotta do the match of the month, which means there's TWICE as much wrestling in here than in a normal episode. Twice as much wrestling and about a hundred times as much stuffing and fluffing in our tubby little fluff holes.

No STOP. I said in our FLUFF holes not in our BLOW holes. You need that to breath oxygen. Don't stuff it full of fluff, you'll die! Remember, you're not a pooh bear, we're dolphins, people. Not dolphin people but dolphins, people. I'm the only Dolphin with the powers of a person because I'm the DOlphin MaSTER. AAAAAAAHHHH. DON'T DIE ON ME YE PITIFUL PORPOISES! I NEED YOUR MONEY!