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Death Stranding: Oops! All Goobadoop.

Added 2023-05-01 05:12:30 +0000 UTC

Sam Porter Shits-His-Britches. That's my joke for the evening. What is a Goobadoop? A goobadoop is the goop in your poop and the oops in your poops. Sometimes he's a Goobadoop and sometimes he's a Goopadoop cause i can't decide which sounds funnier. Like how nobody could decide if Boogeyman or Bogeyman sounded scarier so we've all just had to live with both all this time.

One under the bed, one peering out of the closet. Well The Goobadoop is like that but for the toilet, and i guess the Goopadoop is in the... other toilet. I have two but one doesn't work. It didn't survive the Wendys Wars.

If this bit doesn't make sense it's because the origin of the Goopadoop is in a video i haven't posted yet that i filmed 5 years ago and forgot about until now. That story will be told another time. Probably. Unless i forget again.

If i do, just enjoy the mystery. All you need to know is that he's oily, slimy, poopy, and goopy. But sometimes it's none of those things at all. Sometimes it's just a feeling or a state of mind. Ah nevermind. It's like The Joker, you wouldn't get it.

But here it's a poop joke. The monsters in this game are like poop. They live in poop and pull you under the poop. The end. Thank you. Good night.