endlessjess

No More Heroes 3 Part 11 - Poopy Problems

Added 2023-02-26 08:38:04 +0000 UTC

It's time to find my cat.

Where the hell is she at?

Is she sitting, is she shitting, is she pissing where she shat?

Is she scratching, is she hatching up another crooked scheme

it she sneaking, is she creeping, is she peepin my scene

she's my poopy cat

my stupid poopy kitty

she's so cute until she toots

and then her ass is fucking shitty

Okay that's enough of that I will not allow this entire post to be... whatever that was. My freakish feline doesn't matter, all that matters is that fighting Sniping Lee. But instead i gotta go to outer space, and transform into a zone of the enders mech, then i gotta do a bunch of other dumb battles, and get my ass kicked over and over and over again and the whole time i don't know where my cat is. She's supposed to be there for moral support but instead she's off licking her own ass somewhere and trundling over my keyboard, fucking shit up.

Oh crap there i go again, all roads lead to complaining about my cat. She's here now, sleeping on me. But as soon as i need her for something, i know she'll be nowhere to be found. Off by the window torturing the neighbor's stupid dog, or wrecking my window blinds, or some other ruinous activity.

God. Enough. Sniping Lee. This is about Sniping Lee. Where is he? Where is Sniping Lee? Where is Sniping Lee and Where is my Cat? I can't fight Sniping Lee without my kitty. I'll get destroyed. Then I'll get annoyed. In that order.