Quick, name the two scariest things you can think of. If you said "antiquated chastity vows and shitty parents" then watch this video at your own peril as you may find our selection of funny books this evening somewhat triggering.
First up we got Sacrament, a gruesome tale of biblical boobies and big fucking scary Satans... in SPACE. But that's just the appetizer. The really diabetes assault of razor blade candy is the confusingly named Trail of Blood/Blood on The Tracks / Chi no Whatever The Fuck. Yeah, it's one of those Japanese ones nobody can agree on what to call over here.
One's too scary and one's too cool, but both are both scary and cool. Ooh I'm gettin spooked. I need comfort. Good thing my cat's being cute. But one of these stories has a dead cat and that's not cute at all, it's MISERABLE.
In fact, now that i think about it that one might just be the most miserable ass story all around. The space one is too busy being badass and horny to be miserable. I say why be one or the other. I CAN DO BOTH, OOOH YEAAHHH!!
Mitchel
2022-11-25 19:25:25 +0000 UTCAwshomeHat
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