Scary Spooky - Annabelle Creation

Oh God, it was bound to happen sooner or later. I'm doing the annabelle movies now. Believe it or not, Annabelle Creation is actually considered the good one in the series, as in a big improvement over the original Annabelle. But i foolishly went canon-chronological and watched Creation first so it's all downhill from here. 

Does anyone actually care how annabelle was created? The answer is no, of course not, but they answered it anyway. So now i have to watch it and tell you about it because apparently that became my sworn duty at some point. I don't remember swearing it, but then again i don't remember a lot of things, like doing cocaine and banging kylie minogue all those times. Oh wait, that's a different movie. A better movie. 

God when am i gonna be free? Free of James Wan movies, free of the bullshit, free of society's relentless hypocrisies and the pressure cooker of this collapsing civilization?

The crushing weight of mankind's failure weighs heavy upon me. Nothing i can do about it, i suppose. Alls a fella can do is keep livin paycheck to paycheck babbling about stinky spook scaries, and scary spooky stinks for the internet peoples who like his poopy butt jokes and his screaming farting freak shit. 

Sweet ambrosia, fill my cup. Take away my burdens and my pains. Fill my belly with warmth and my heart with mirth. Let me find again the revelry of youth which time has taken for a spin and left nauseous and tired. 

The fucking doll is just so goddamn ugly. Who would buy that doll? Who would ever want it? It doesn't make sense, goddamnit. It doesn't make any fucking sense. Yeah go ahead, put me in the nuthouse. Lock me up out of sight so the world can pretend i'm not right. You all know that what i speak is true. You all know it doesn't make any sense. You should be locked in here, not me. Out there is the real madhouse. At least in here i'm free to speak the truth. 

That fucking doll is hideous.