endlessjess

Piss-Age 3, The Game is Still Pee

Added 2022-02-01 04:56:37 +0000 UTC

God, what is even happening in that thumbnail. Here’s episode 3 of 150 fuckin thousand of this Helly, smelly, interminable goddamn gump of a game. I’m already sick of writing about it, even don’t have enough funny ways to say poopy shit to analyze this game completely.

The only thing scary about Visage is having to play it. I’ve probably made that joke in every post about this game so far and i’m probably going to keep making it because it remains true then, now, and forever.

This game is a toilet. A dark, dingy, dripping, dump that Hells badly and smells worse. You’d rather put down your dog than play this game. You’d rather eat a wendy’s spicy chicken sandwich, hell you’d rather eat 2. You’d rather think about garfield’s weird human shaped feet. You’d rather get out of the shower and immediately crap. You’d rather accidentally knock over a display shelf in the sex store. You’d rather be trapped in a room next to someone with strong political opinions. You’d rather show up late for Thanksgiving and not get any green beans.

Okay that’s all i got for now. This game remains a poopy dooky piece, and i won't have peace until it's dead.