Lord of The Rings Game (But not the one you remember)

The one you remember of course being the excellent Two Towers, and Return of The King movie tie in games, to this day some of the best licensed games around. But what do i look like, a guy that knows how to record gameplay from a PS2? What's that, i do look like that guy? Well looks can be deceiving because as i've stated numerous times, i have the technological literacy of a pet rock. 

This is some new-fangled Lord of The Rings game that's too cool to even have Lord of The Rings in the title, which confused the hell out of me trying to find it. It's also apparently the second game in the series, which it also did not bother making clear in the title. Who is in charge of this? Find him, and then find me a rope. 

I only felt like playing this one cause i've been listening to the trilogy on the expensive phone they made me upgrade to that reads books to me sometimes. I'm halfway through Two Towers and figured it might be fun to dick around in Middle Earth while i listen, doubling my LOTR immersion. 

This is actually attempt number 2 of Blue Glowing this game, the first time i didn't have any of my stuff with me and just aimed a camera phone at the tv screen. I know how you all love watching me flounder so if i ever find that footage, we can all laugh at how terrible it is. But until then you'll have to settle for an actual lets play, in which i appear to be playing competently for once. 

Pretty easy to do considering whatever hacks made this game thought the best way to do Lort of The Rings was

1. just steal all the controls from some 10 year old batman games, and

2. Make the spider hot. 

I'm not complaining about the first thing... or the second thing for that matter. Never mind, i tip my hat to the developers. They clearly have their fingers on the pulse of what i like.