Romantic Rap Songs

Alright last post before i retire for the evening. As we're all unfortunately aware, February is the month that contains the dreaded Day of Saint Valentine. For those of you lucky enough to be unsuccessful in love, that simply means another day of cool masturbation, but the rest of us have to be out buying gifts and shit. Except for me that is, because this year i unlocked the secret to never having to spend money on Valentine's crap ever again. My own brilliantly creative brain. 

You see by "making" a gift, that comes from the "heart" and "actually means something", i can produce the most perfect romantic gesture possible, instead of having to spend money on some stupid card or gay flowers or disgusting "edible" fruit rollup panties. When i'm fixin to eat some ass, i don't have time to gnaw my way through a layer of candle wax underpants to get to it. 

Point is here's 2 emotional ass romantic rap songs that i wrote to make my hot caucasian love-partner cry tears of passion and lust, and no they're not funny. This is the real ass hardcore sincere shit. This is about FEELings with a capital FEEL. These are the REAL FEELS and I don't fuck around when it comes to being REAL and COOL and ROMANTIC. 

These are only up right now as unlisted uploads on the furnace room channel, because i'm not releasing them publicly until i have at least a couple more. With one or two more songs like this they could round out a hella cool e.p. 

As with all my plans this could happen next week, next month, next year, or never. So while it's within the realm of possibility that no one else will ever hear these dope serenades, I see no reason to withhold them from patrons. Keep it secret, keep it safe. The world isn't ready for this much RAW PASSION and REAL EMOTION. 

Songs 

Lo Fi Hip Hop on Youtube

This is a song about laying around with your best girl listening to those 24/7 chillhop channels and being like "hell yeah".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho89pkiuimc

Growing Pains

This is a song about having feelings while being an 80s guy. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewSOxWeJ7mw

Thanks everybody for another month of precious financial support. This was a weird one full of mostly Kingdom Hearts and Resident Evil because that's what took up my time this month. Hopefully this last post serves as a reminder that i am always capable of more unique and sincere art than sardonically quipping my way through the years big video-game releases. Take it easy, everybody. Hopefully next month i'll finally be done talking about Kingdom Hearts and do more stuff like this.