Not a Review: Breath of The Wild
Added 2017-04-29 13:26:07 +0000 UTCI did it, i somehow made a red hot critical analysis of a popular video game in-between marathoning Cheers and banging my hot caucasion tavern wench, and only 2 months late! At this superhuman rate of production we might even see The Pleeb and The Weeb sometime this century! Right alongside my 11 books, 17 albums, and blu-ray dvd boxset as well as the continuation of the Shinobi 3 mini-saga up to and including the ultimate final fucktackular conclusion of the entire 7 year Footwear/Horseshoe/Kayfabe Grand Narrative Mega Arc! Then I can finally quit my artistic vices, never make good videos again, abandon the procrastinators just like I abandoned the Horseshoe Crew, and become a millionaire pursuing my true calling, infinite goss laden podcasts and ceaseless drama videos!
Someday I may even master the fabled "clickbait", but until then you'll just have to settle for confusingly titled "Not Reviews" that no one will ever click on despite their staggeringly deceptive levels of analytical merit.
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If I have children and they have children, I will be able to rest knowing that someone in my line will experience the pleeb and the weeb season 1.
Spyder
2017-04-29 16:24:32 +0000 UTC
