Midnight Pals: Cosmic Horror
Added 2025-07-24 18:18:07 +0000 UTCHP Lovecraft: what if you you saw a cosmic horror and it made you go crazy
August Derleth: what if you saw a cosmic horror and HP Lovecraft wrote it
Robert W Chambers: what if you saw a really off-putting shade of yellow
Stephen King: what if you saw a cosmic horror and it was a clown
Thomas Ligotti: what if you saw a cosmic horror and actually you were the clown all along
Frank Belknap Long: what if you saw a cosmic horror in the corner
Ruthanna Emrys: what if YOU were the cosmic horror
Theodore Sturgeon: what if you saw a cosmic horror and it was a teddy bear
Robert Bloch: what if you saw a cosmic horror and actually the real darkness was inside the human heart the whole time
Ramsey Campbell: what if a you saw a cosmic horror and it was english
Victor LaValle: what if you saw a cosmic horror and it was a metaphor for racism
Caitlin Kiernan: what if you saw a cosmic horror and racism was good actually
Nick Mamatas: what if Jack Kerouac saw a cosmic horror thats like telling gene krupa not to go boom boom bam boom boom bam bam boom boom bam boom
Brian Keene: we can't stop here this is cosmic horror country
Laird Barron: what if you saw a cosmic horror and you could punch it
Brian Lumley: what if you saw a cosmic horror and you could shoot it with a gun
Robert E Howard: what if you saw a cosmic horror but you despised sorcerers and all weavers of the black arts so you killed it and took its treasure (+10 gold coins, +12 experience points)
William Hope Hodgson: ohhhhh what if you saw a cosmic horror in a pineapple under the sea
Arthur Machen: what if you saw a cosmic horror that your nanny warned you about
Hailey Piper: what if you saw a cosmic horror and it was gay
Drew Huff: what if you saw a cosmic horror and it was a bimbo
John Langan: what if you didn't see a cosmic horror
Comments
Larry Correia: what if you saw a cosmic horror and you shot it with [three pages of detailed gun nerdery] and then it was still alive so you shot it with [three more pages of gun nerdery about bigger guns] and then it was STILL alive so you shot it with [five pages of gun nerdery about really really big guns]. And then it was dead.
Ross TenEyck-McDowell
2025-07-25 16:46:56 +0000 UTCBRB heading off to make more accounts so I can like this 99 more times
T. Ledoux
2025-07-25 08:05:13 +0000 UTC
