Midnight Pals: Anime Wife

Stephen King: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of
Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyyyy stephano king
Musk: check it out, i maka an anime girlfriend
Musk: do you haffa an anime girlfriend stephano king?
King: i sleep in a big bed with my wife

Elon Musk: eyyy stephano king i wanta you to meet my anime girlfriend
Musk: her nama is Kimiko Random =^______^=
Musk: but watcha out!
Musk: she canna be
Musk: VERY random

Musk: say hello kimiko random
Kimiko Random: hello kimiko random
Musk: ohhhhh! you see whata she do there?
King: yes i see
Musk: kimiko random, she always doing da ker ay zee things like that!
Musk: she such a free spirit! eyyy!

Musk: kimiko random issa da besta girl
Kimiko Random: hello elon you are quite good at turning me on

Musk: making an anime girlfrield taka lotta sacrifice butta da people offa memphis are happy to do it
Musk: da cancer spikes, they all worth it when you hear kimiko say...
Kimiko Random: lollerskates you are so funny elon

Musk: eeeey now i know whatta you think
Musk: what about those offa you who no lika da human girls?
King: what
Musk: eyyy we gotta you covered too
Musk: we got a furry version
Frank Belknap Long: tell me more

Musk: eyyy dissa Fluffy McBigballs
Musk: he a really cute red panda but eyyyy! watch out! he a spicy meatball!
Musk: he looka cute but he totally ker ay zee!
Musk: he just lika a cute but sarcastic merchandizable animal companion froma a late 90s webcomic

Fluffy McBigBalls: hewwo you smell
Fluffy McBigBalls: it hurts how stupid you are
Fluffy McBigBalls: don't talk to me before i've had my morning coffee
Barker: oh wow you reinvented it's happy bunny from first principles

McBigBalls: the name's fluffy M
McBigBalls: and my asshole's smelly
McBigBalls: I'm half foamy the squirrel and a third fonzarelli
McBigballs: I think white genocide's real
McBigballs: and my code is shitty
McBigBalls: copied from the Happy Tree Friends flash site
McBigBalls: You the fool I pity