Midnight Pals: V O I D

Edward Lee: ok bro
Lee: trust me you're gonna have so much fun
Jordan Shiveley: i bet it won't be as much fun as the v o i d consuming my flesh
Lee: naw naw i's gonna be lit [shoves cassette tape in slot,'Baby Don't Hurt Me' starts playing]

Lee: bro just look at this club
Lee: so many eligible singles, bro
Lee: you just gotta take your pick, eh, bro? eh?
Shiveley: i bet none of them would consume my flesh
Lee: i bet some would bro
Shiveley: i bet not
Lee:
Lee: bro you're really bringing me down bro

Lee: bro Jordan is really being a buzzkill
Lee: like even more than you bro
Lee: ugh bro that feelings shit is for chicks
Lee: ooo you look at the abyss, the abyss looks back
Lee: it's no big deal bro!
Lee: everyone goes through that!
Lovecraft: do you think they might be Italian?

HP Lovecraft: the funky beats of this pounding club music are actually quite compelling
Lovecraft: what do you call this music?
Lee: oh that's italo-disco, bro
Lovecraft:
Lovecraft: [sweats]

Shiveley: i
Shiveley:
Shiveley: oh shit
Lee: what, bro?
Shiveley: shit the v o i d is here
Lee: what?
Shiveley: over there, over there
Lee: over there?
Shiveley: DON'T LOOK

Lee: damn bro THAT's the v o i d?
Lee: you never said the v o i d was smokin
Shiveley: yeah well
Shiveley: why do you think we were a thing
Lee: i don't know man, maybe the v o i d had a really good personality or something
Lee: shit how am i supposed to know
Lee: i mean, am i wrong, howard?
Lovecraft: i don't understand what's going on

Lee: bro would you or would you not say
Lee: that v o i d over there
Lee: pretty easy on the eyes, eh, bro?
Lovecraft:
Lee: thick with existential dread, huh, bro?
Lee: or should i say
Lee: thicc
Lovecraft: i still don't understand what's happening

Lee: they say the v o i d is shapeless and formless
Lee: but bro that's got a pretty nice shape and form
Shiveley: hey are you putting the move on the v o i d??
Lee: bro you said you broke up!
Lee: fair game, bro!

Lee: Yo! over here!
Shiveley: don't
Shiveley: don't call the v o i d over here
Lee: yo the bro is HOT
Lee: hey v o i d you come here often
V O I D: [screaming eldritch gibberish]
Lee: [blood streaming from eyes & ears] cool cool cool
Lee: so what's your pronouns