Midnight Pals: Slap Fight of the Century 2

Poe: you know we've been talking an awful lot about elon musk lately
Poe: maybe we should get back to horror stuff
Poe: after all
Poe: that's kinda our reason for being
Barker: yeah but maybe
Barker: maybe we can do ONE more elon thread
Barker: just as a treat

Poe: come on clive i think people are tired of elon
Poe: is there really anything we can say that's funnier than what's actually happening?
Barker: yeah but
Barker: c'mon! just one more!
Barker: just one more and we'll stop, i swear!

Barker: i mean, after all
Barker: i can't think of a single person who isn't enjoying this slap fight
Poe: well, there's Robert
Robert Heinlein: [reading stock portfolio] noooo my bitcoins nooooo

[white house]
Elon Musk: eyyyy donaldo trump
Musk: you thinka you so smart?
Musk: i taka you down
Musk: you won't be laughing when you see dissa epic meme
[Elon reveals picture of "O RLY" owl]
Musk: ey? ey?

Musk: maybe i set you u da bomb eh?
Trump: maybe i'll end your government contracts
Musk: [sweats] uh… maybe i ask iffa you haffa stairs inna yo house
Trump: maybe i'll deport you
Musk: [sweats harder] uh…. maybe i… uh… long cat issa long?
Trump: maybe i'll kill you
Musk: [sweating intensifies]

Musk: ok donaldo trump
Musk: you forca me to use-a force!
Musk: tima for a big guns!
Musk: DONALDO TRUMP, HE A PEDOPHILE!
eldery dowager: [monocle dropping] a pedddddophiiiiiile??!???!

Musk: donaldo trump, i pay $288 million to make you president anna this how you repay me?!?
Musk: whatsa matta fo you, i breaka you face!
Musk: i call you out, donaldo trump
Trump: so be it
Trump: to the death
Musk: to the death
[they desperately flail at one another, it is not clear what kind of move is being attempted]

Elon Musk: eeeeey dat donaldo trump, him a [slur]!
Matty Yglesias: [smashing through wall] ELON MUSK WELCOME TO THE RESISTANCE