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Midnight Pals: The Divine Flesh

Added 2025-04-14 16:00:16 +0000 UTC

Drew Huff: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the divine flesh
Huff: ok so imagine that there's this lovecraftian abomination cosmic horror elder god
Huff: but she's also a total thot

Huff: this woman has a Lovecraftian god in her body
Huff: and the god is all
Huff: (honey i'm soooo hornyyyy)
Huff: (girl c'monnnn)
Huff: (baby i wanna party)
Huff: (sweetie c'mon)
Huff: (sugar)
Huff: (hun bunny dearie luv pet)
Huff: (champ pal buddy sprout boss)

Huff: imagine if you were stuck with a Lovecraftian god trapped in your body
Lovecraft: [sweats] i-in your body?!
Mary Shelley: hmm i dunno
Shelley: i think i could handle it
Poe: oh of course you think you can handle it
Shelley: yeah no i could handle it

Lovecraft: mary you can't handle that!
Lovecraft: having a Lovecraftian god possess your body would be a terrifying experience!
Lovecraft: so terrifying as t
Shelley: so terrifying as to make you go mad?
Lovecraft:
Lovecraft: i wasn't going to say that

Shelley: oh no?
Lovecraft: no i was going to say
Lovecraft: i was going to say something else
Poe: oh come on howard don't sulk
Poe: now look what you've done mary

Huff: well what if you and the Lovecraftian elder god really hated each other
Shelley: why would we hate each other
Huff: idk
Huff: maybe you just don't vibe

Huff: well, one reason might be
Huff: what if you and the Lovecraftian god in your body both love the SAME man?
King: the same man?
King: oof awkward!

Huff: that's right, the woman and the Lovecraftian god are both in love with the same guy!
Sonia Greene: oh yeah i hate when that happens
Lovecraft: what?
Greene: nothing