Midnight Pals: JK on Aces

[scottish castle]
JK Rowling: [in a darkened room, staring into the dying embers in her fireplace] ssso
Rowling: finally it comess to thisss
Rowling: julia donaldssson
Rowling: it wasss alwaysss going to be julia donaldssson

Rowling: how isss it that her power hass sssurpasssed my own JK
Rowling's agent: well joanne don't worry, i'm sure we can come back from this
Rowling: perhapss i didn't hate the transs hard enough
agent: well uh we can agent: that's one possibility
agent: but maybe we should consider other theories

Rowling: what if i branched out into hating OTHER groupsss too
agent: well marketing data does indicate that hate is very hot right now
agent: its very in
agent: which group were you thinking of?
Rowling: what about asssexualsss?
Rowling: they've had it too good for too long!

Rowling: ooo i hate thesssse assexualssss
Rowling: who do they think they are NOT having sssex??
Rowling: they need a whole term for that?
Rowling: when i was a kid, we jussst called that being british!

Rowling: if only there wassss sssome kind of corrective action that could be taken againssst asssexuals
agent:
Rowling: i'm going to give that sssome thought
Rowling: i'm sssure i can think of ssomething

agent: are you sure that you want to start beefing with aces?
Rowling: i've got a ssslogan already worked out
agent: a what
agent: you've got a slogan?
Rowling: "get this ace outta my face!"
agent:
agent: oh that's actually kinda catchy
agent: dammit joanne you've still got it!

agent: do you think rebranding as the author that hates all sexual minorities is really wise tho?
Rowling: why? do you think the acesss might find my casstle on the regissstry of hissstoric placess?
agent: no i mean
Rowling: do you think i should extend my four foot fence?