Midnight Pals: Elon Steps Back

King: Submitted for the
King:
King: sorry i was expecting to be interrupted
Poe: by elon?
King: yeah by elon
King: that's weird, he hasn't tried to be my friend for over 2 hours now
King: i hope...
King: no sorry hope's not the right word
King: i wonder if he's ok

[earlier]
Elon Musk: mama mia i buy da wisconsin supreme court race
Musk: alla da people dey laugh, dey clappa da hands
Musk: eyyy you musta vota republican iffa you my friend!
[Wisconsin race goes democrat]
Musk: thissa is a crime

[in the white house]
Donald Trump: we're gonna make the moon the 51st state, more & more people are saying it-
Elon Musk [rising from bushes] eyyyyy donaldo trump
Trump:
Musk: eyyyy donaldo trump, you anna me, we goodaa friends, eh?
Musk: elon anna donaldo, we besta buds, ey?
Musk: thatsa right ey?

Trump: did you win wisconsin?
Musk: eyyyy so de wisconsin race, it no go so good, ey?
Musk: but i trieda real hard
Musk: i try a reala reala hard
Musk: i do alla da cheats
Musk: just lika in diablo
Trump: i prefer cheaters who win
Musk: mama mia!

Musk: eyyy donaldo you gonna help you old buddy elon ey?
Trump: my old buddy who? who is this?
Trump: we've decided that elon's gonna step back in coming weeks
Musk: eyyy mama mia!
Trump: bah bye now
Musk: but
Trump: bah bye
Trump: keep doing the doge thing, that's great
Trump: just don't talk to me

[at midnight society]
Musk: anyway we all agree
Musk: it woulda be better if i step back a little
Musk: that way, i have more time to spend with the people thata matter
Musk: like my besta bud stephano king
King: don't you have kids?
Musk: eh?

Musk: me anna my besta bud donaldo trump
Musk: we agree it best i steppa back from da politics
Musk: we also agree it besta if da house of saud taka my ears

Musk: i canta buy da wisconsin
Musk: so i concentrate onna buying other things
Musk: lika dis campfire!
[stephen kozeniewski delivers instant knock out punch to elon's forehead]

Poe: wow i
Poe: i always knew someone was going to do it
Poe: i just assumed it was going to be mary
King: yeah i kind of thought we were building up to that too

Mary Shelley: sup fuckers?
Shelley: what the-
Shelley: what just happened here?
King: i think stephen kozeniewski just murdered elon
Poe: he's not actually dead
Kozeniewski: i could hit him again
Poe: no i don't think-
Shelley: yeah do that