Midnight Pals: Another Row

[mysterious circle of robed figures]
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: did you all see my tweet?
Allison Bailey:
Helen Joyce:
Kathleen Stock:
Rowling: i am sstill tweeting my the way
Rowling: don't think you can sstop paying attention

Rowling: i really don't undersstand why no one is around to ssee my tweetss anymore
Rowling: it'ss like everyone'ss jusst left twitter or ssomething
Rowling: which of coursse would be ridiculouss
Rowling: i mean why would people do that?
Rowling: it's just finally sstarting to get good on there

Joyce: forgive us, oh dark lord!
Rowling: what? how could you misss it
Rowling: your whole job is to like my tweetss!
Rowling: you can't jusst leave me vulnerable!
Rowling: what if the transs ssteal my likess again?

Rowling: i need each and every one of you AT THE READY
Rowling: to like ANY tweet i make
Rowling: to counteract the transss sstealing my likess
Rowling: also have you heard what they're doing to the sssoil?

Rowling: anyway
Rowling: my tweet
Stock: yes yes dark lord tell us of the tweet!
Rowling: well
Rowling: ssomeone asked "what three actorss instantly ruin a movie for you?"
Rowling: and i ssaid
Rowling: "i could name three!"

Rowling: hahaha!
Stock: masterful gambit oh dark lord!
Bailey: masterful gambit!
Joyce: masterful!

Rowling: now then
Rowling: sssince ssome of you
Rowling: and i won't name namesss here
Rowling: haven't been ssspending time on twitter for ssome unfathomable reassson
Rowling: i'll have you all know that twitter EXPLODED at my cryptic tweet
Rowling: i am quite the big wheel over there

Rowling: my importanssse on twitter really cannot be overssstated
Rowling: as this headline in the reputable british newssspaper "The St. Crumpingtonon-the-Fritz Daily Bograg" would indicate
Rowling: "WOT A SCORCHER!! MOST IMPORTANT PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD JK ROWLING ATWITTER IN TWITTER ROW!!!"

Rowling: get it? i'm ssshitting on Daniel radliffe, Rupert grint and emma Watssson
Rowling: but you know i'm being coy about it
Rowling: it's a very cool thing for an adult to do

Rowling: as you know, they were in the harry potter filmsss when they were kidsss
Rowling: and that meansss, legally ssspeaking, i own them for life
Rowling: and, i'll have you know, the britisssh pressss agreess with me

Rowling: i can't believe that Radcliffe, grint and Watson DARE ssspeak against me!
Rowling: it's almossst as if they believe they have SHOULD HAVE A RIGHT to hold their own opinionsss!
Rowling: well, let me tell you another group of people who think they should have rightsss…

Rowling: boo! hissss!
Rowling: just as i decry the autonomy of transss youth, ssso too do i decry the autonomy of kid harry potter actorss
Stock: i think they're adults now, oh dark lord
Rowling: what?
Rowling: oh
Rowling:
Rowling: well
Rowling: just as i decry the autonomy of transs AD