Midnight Pals: Muskworld

Stephen King: submitted for the approval of the
Elon Musk: [rising out of bushes] eyyy stephano king
King: oh great it's elon
Musk: uh uh uh stephano king maybe you no heara da news
Musk: now it's mista signore el supremo his excellency generalismo god emperor elon musk, head of the turkmen!
Musk: now i owna da america!

Musk: datsa right!
Musk: i runna da us governmenta now
King: how'd you do that?
Musk: itsa funny story
Musk: da us government, it giva me da big money for da space contracts
King: the ones that blow up?
Musk: si

Musk: da government, it givva me da big money
Musk: den i ussa da money to buya da president
Musk: also i do-a da coup d'etat
King: that's not funny at all
Musk: eyyy how dare you i breaka you face!

Musk: it's very funny story stephano king >:C
Musk: in fact it'sa da law you musta laugh atta my funny story
Musk: you all musta laugh! [cocking doge-branded gun at king's head]
Musk: comedy is legal again!

Musk: why you no laugh? i'ma da elon musk! i'm very funny!
Musk: ima da funniest nazi you ever saw!
Musk: except for Ulrich Friedrich-Wilhelm Joachim von Ribbentrop
Musk: dat guy, he wasa one funny nazi
Musk: i can'ta compete

Musk: i weaponize alla da power offa da greatest war machine inna da human history
Musk: alla to one end
Musk: stephano king willa you be my friend?

King: elon i've asked you to stop coming here
Musk: uh uh uh stephano king maybe you no understand
Musk: i holda all america hostage inna da palm ova my hand
Musk: it issa da law you musta say i'ma cool
Musk: or dere willa be da consequences
Musk: fora you
Musk: never for me!

Musk: stephano king, maybe you no hear
Musk: lotta big things happen inna da last week
Musk: for one, ima nazi now
King: i already knew that
Musk: no i meana for real
King: yeah i knew that

Musk: i giva da nazi salute
Musk: alla my fans, dey cheer, dey clappa da hands
Musk: my mom, she say i'ma cool

Musk: now datta elon musk issa in charge
Musk: there's a gonna be somea change around here
Musk: i runna dis country like my olda man taught me
Musk: you! putta da handkerchief onna your head!
Musk: you! swatta atta da invisible elves!
Musk: you! eliminate alla da black people!

Musk: stephano king, i think you will lika da new elon musk regime
Musk: you ever say to yourself, 'boy i wisha i never hadda to see a black person ever again?'
King: no, i've never said that
Musk: [cocking doge-branded gun at king's head] maybe you shoulda say it now

Musk: inna da new elon musk regime, i putta alla da trans in camps
Musk: where they musta level my diablo character
Musk: i heara da trans really good atta da gaming
Musk: GRINDING MACHT FREI

Musk: i putta da trans in camps, oh! i putta da immigrants in camps, oh!
Musk: i reduce alla da 20th century to ashes, oh!
Musk: i bringa back da feudalism, oh!
Musk: disruptiano!