Midnight Pals: Birthday Shenanigans

Stephen King: boy, looks like that bungler elon musk really bungled it again!
King: another rocket exploded! boy!
Elon Musk: [appearing from ushes] eyyy Stephano king
Musk: you thinka you so smart?
Musk: whatsa matta for you??
Musk: i breaka you face!!!

Musk: checka dis out
[Elon posts an AI image, again it is unclear what it is supposed to be]
King: oh yeah uh
King: i still don't know what that is
King: joe what is that
Joe Hill: i can't help you this time, dad

Musk: eyyyy brazil, you thinka you can enforca laws?
Musk: checka dis out!
[elon posts poop emoji, Brazil bans twitter]
Musk: mama mia!!!
Musk: dissa spicy meatball!!

Musk: dissa take ALLA my genius brainapower to meme outta dis one!
Musk: [takes extra big bump of ketamine]

King: whoa elon i don't think a person is supposed to take that much ketamine
Musk: shut uppa you face Stephano king!
Musk: you thinka you know about takinga too many drugs?
King:
King: yeah i kinda think i do

Mary Shelley: sup fuckers?
Poe: oh mary it's you
Poe: steve is talking to his friend elon again
King: for the last time, we're not friends!
Shelley: you want me to take care of this, steve?
Shelley: i can make it look like an accident

Poe: now mary there's no need for violence
Shelley: i didn't say i need to do violence
Shelley: i said i want to do violence
Shelley: its my fuckin birthday
Shelley: so i get a fuckin treat, okay?

Barker: wasn't your birthday yesterday?
Shelley: yeah and what did you all get me?
Poe:
Barker:
King:
Lovecraft:
Koontz: i drew you this picture of Frankendog

Koontz: he's like Frankenstein but a dog
Koontz: i thought he would be better as a dog :)
Shelley: yes dean i remember
Shelley: that was real nice
Shelley: so for that, you're exempt from paying the penalty

Poe: the penalty?
Shelley: yeah since you all forgot my birthday
Shelley: i get to punch each of you
Shelley: in the dick
Poe: now come on mary
Barker: don't argue with her edgar, we're getting off easy

Shelley: step right up, who's goin first?
Shelley: how but you, 2 gun bob? you think you got some brass ones?
Howard: now hold on thar, parda-
[Shelley punches Robert E Howard, he doubles over]
Poe: oh no! 2 Gun Bob!
Lovecraft: 2 Gun Bob!
Barker: 2 gun Bob!
King: 2 Gun Bob!

Shelley: who's next eh? i ain't got all day!
Barker: how about jack?
Jack Ketchum:
Shelley:
Ketchum:
Shelley:
Ketchum:
Shelley: yeah i'll pass on that
Ketchum: smart choice