Midnight Pals: Moonflow

Bitter Karella: hello, fellow esteemed authors!
King: wow it's bitter karella!
Lovecraft: bitter karella!
Koontz: WOW bitter karella!
Poe: OMG it's THE bitter karella!
Barker:
Barker: what the fuck is wrong with you guys

Karella: yes it's me, bitter karella, beloved bon vivant, gadabout and real author
Barker: well, i've never heard of you
Karella:
Barker: wait did i say that? i meant to say bitter karella is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life

Karella: [sitting backward on chair] you know me as a very cool & also good-looking goblin
Karella: but i'm also the author of such luminary works as The Ballad of Horse Girl in Split Scream 5 (currently available from Tenebrous Press) and Moonflow (coming soon from Orbit US!)

Poe: i see you're wearing an "Ask me about Moonflow" badge
Karella: You mean the latest masterpiece of horror storytelling from Orbit's™ Bitter Karella™? Why it's an extraordinary adventure with an interface of eldritch folk horror, queer squelchcore splatterpunk and raccoons!

Karella: Not to mention a psychedelic fantasmagoria of mushroom trips, terf cults, cop eugenics, fat sex, AND elegant point 'n' click control of characters, objects, and magic spells!
Karella: Beat the rush! Go out and buy Moonflow™ today!

Karella: Moonflow has something for everyone! Scary forests! Mysterious gods! Gallons of blood! Exploding heads!
Karella: and don't think i forgot about you ladies
Karella: there's also multiple lesbian orgies

Poe: wow! Moonflow sounds incredible! i can't wait to read it!
Koontz: what was that name again? i forgot
Karella: it's Moonflow! And you'll have to wait
Karella: CUZ IT'S NOT COMING OUT TIL FALL 2025!!!

Karella: yo yo yo they call me bitter karella
Karella: i'm half joe camel and third Fonzarella!
Karella: i'm a real cool goblin & i'm here to say
Karella: i love reading Moonflow in a major way!
Poe: wow that bitter karella is one outrageous dude!
Koontz: he's totally in my face!

Mary Shelley: [reading cue card] "sup fuckers"
Shelley: "are you ready for a nerd-shivvingly good time reading moonflow"
Barker: [reading cue card] "i can't think of anything cooler than buying & reading bitter karella's moonflow"
Poe:
Barker: edgar
Barker: edgar that's your cue

Poe: what? oh wait
Poe: wait i've got it, i've got it
Poe: uhhhh
Poe: line?
Barker:
Barker: you're supposed to say "clive"
Poe: right right "clive" of course
Barker: like you always do
Barker: it's literally your thing

(REMINDER, THE JOKE IS ABOUT THAT I HAVE A BOOK COMING OUT IN FALL 2025 :D)